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"It's easy, come on now." "Ok, I'll try Mr Ortwin" "First, a big curly-ker. Now a little yoo. Then ruh. Then luh. See you've got it!" "Thanks, I think I'm getting better! Think I can crowdfund to write a book now?" e: 
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XK posted:Is "Cloud Imperium Rights Limited" separate from "Cloud Imperium Rights LLC"? Limited is the UK version, while LLC is the California version. IIRC, AFAIK, IANAL, HTH HAND, etc.
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His signature itself is also loving stupid. Technically, your signature can be whatever you want it to be, but, come on.
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SomethingJones posted:Aw man you've exceeded yourself with this one Thanks. TBH, personally, I am most pleased with the Succubus. I tried Tony Z and Erin there and it didn't work but luckily someone had posted Sandi "acting" (we're uber-hosed) earlier ITT and that gave me the perfect, perfect head. 
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boviscopophobic posted:Limited is the UK version, while LLC is the California version. IIRC, AFAIK, IANAL, HTH HAND, etc. So: quote:Cloud Imperium Games Corp For gently caress's sake. Wrong company!
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ManofManyAliases posted:I can't really comment on this particular legal matter. Call a MoMA who can, geez! Weekend MoMAs are the worst, the worst.
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Galarox posted:Thanks. TBH, personally, I am most pleased with the Succubus. I tried Tony Z and Erin there and it didn't work but luckily someone had posted Sandi "acting" (we're uber-hosed) earlier ITT and that gave me the perfect, perfect head. Don't knock Sandi's acting. Her star power is real: 
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Galarox posted:This one was fun to do: It's been over two years and Pary Oldman still makes me laugh. CIG should have intentionally made a comedy youtube channel about a games development company, their 1000+ video collection would be vastly improved by a good editor.
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Galarox posted:This one was fun to do: Brilliant! You've outdone yourself again 
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trucutru posted:Call a MoMA who can, geez! Amen to that. We need angry MoMA. boviscopophobic posted:Don't knock Sandi's acting. Her star power is real: Indeed. Just look at those view numbers... 
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medium.com: Star Citizen and the Universe of Early Access Gamesquote:Video gamers are demanding change from an industry that has long taken them for granted — but it’s too early to say if the new development model is better. quote:NOTE: If you decide to give StarCitizen a try, you can enter my code (STAR-J376-ZSTY ) in the referral box to get an extra 5,000 UEC (in-game currency).
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Thoatse posted:It wan't just mine and I wasn't being hyperbolic when I said my machine can run Start Citizen but not that gif for whatever reason. I get decent framerates in most VR apps, but my computer went into anaphylactic shock from whatever it was in that gif and how it reacted with other background systems. Or something. Hell I thought my laptop was dying because it keep restarting. Glad it wasn't only me.
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quote:Cloud Imperium Games Texas LLC Two "Cloud Imperium Games Texas LLC"? One is "Cloud Imperium Games Texas, LLC", and one is "Cloud Imperium Games LLC" in Texas. loving hell. https://www.corporationwiki.com/p/2fxekb/cloud-imperium-games-texas-llc https://www.corporationwiki.com/Texas/Austin/cloud-imperium-games-llc/109896805.aspx Totally legit operation here.
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https://twitter.com/Azuaron/status/954811770685685760 https://twitter.com/glacier1701/status/954791397500051456 https://twitter.com/wolexakefuz/status/954706622693113856
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Everyone gets their own custom meal, on a military ship. Steak and eggs. Chili. How about some gumbo? Nice.
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Youtube comments posted:Question: If Crytek cannot use Star Citizen, why is there a clause that RSI/CIG will provide bug fixes? Wouldn't that mean that crystek does in fact get to use Star Citizen? 
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Lol that dude talks about getting a "starter ship package" (which is $45 bucks) and then in the next sentence says he got a Cutlass ($115) and then goes on to talk about his Carrack ($400) No shills here, no sir
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This guy has cracked it, Amazon want CIG's basic movement, collision detection, flight model and pole vaulting mechanics
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Tippis posted:Whathowhuh? These are the sharp minds we are dealing with.
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Crytek are suing CIG to get their hands on their tech. After years of research the brightest of the bright at Crytek still can't figure out how the gently caress CIG made a game in the black emptiness of space run at 5 fps
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Beet Wagon posted:Lol that dude talks about getting a "starter ship package" (which is $45 bucks) and then in the next sentence says he got a Cutlass ($115) and then goes on to talk about his Carrack ($400) Maybe he was buying them in real time as he typed the article
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SomethingJones posted:This guy has cracked it, Amazon want CIG's basic movement, collision detection, flight model and pole vaulting mechanics Rules for SC defenders, choose one of the following: A) Run post through an AI algorithm designed to make you sound like an autistic robot. B) Run post through Google translate. C) Natively use strange broken English.
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peter gabriel posted:These are the sharp minds we are dealing with. So sharp I think I cut myself just from reading that might be slowly bleeding to death. Please [closest omnipotent entity] let me be bleeding to death because I don't think I can stand being exposed to the mind-blistering stupidity of the citizens much longer.
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Tippis posted:So sharp I think I cut myself just from reading that might be slowly bleeding to death. FTFY
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peter gabriel posted:Crytek are suing CIG to get their hands on their tech. Anyway, there's no novel technology in SC at all. Their most novel innovations are fancifully naming commonplace technologies to help their marketing, and the willingness to require 32GB of RAM and 8ms ping to run at 30 FPS. e: Actually I take it back because the naming thing is console marketing 101. PS2 HAS REAL TIME RENDERING!!!
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peter gabriel posted:These are the sharp minds we are dealing with. For certain values of sharp... 
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Literally, an intergalactic alien could've written this. What is going on?
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Galarox posted:FTFY I think it's time we learn the difference between omni- and im-.
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Tippis posted:I think it's time we learn the difference between omni- and im-. But, but, but... Chris is all seeing and all powerful. (shop to follow, thanks for the idea)
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XK posted:Literally, an intergalactic alien could've written this. That's it, that's all we're left with. That's what we're dealing with now. Literally the easiest people in the world to scam money from using archered jpegs and empty promises. There hasn't been a single coherent sentence written by a Star Citizen backer in over a year, not one. Even MoMA has given up.
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SomethingJones posted:That's it, that's all we're left with. That's what we're dealing with now. Literally the easiest people in the world to scam money from using archered jpegs and empty promises. My thought is that Russian troll farms are in use. Purchased? We have many "English second language" posters in this thread, and they're nearly undetectable, often better than native speakers.Yet, there are regularly quoted SC defenders using the most bizarre language constructs.
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XK posted:My thought is that Russian troll farms are in use. Purchased? I used to think this is ridiculous but then you see the weird little things, like how so many of them are using similar phrases and sentence construction and make bizarre errors... It wouldn't surprise me if something like that was going on.
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Galarox posted:This one was fun to do: magnifique
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Milky Moor posted:I used to think this is ridiculous but then you see the weird little things, like how so many of them are using similar phrases and sentence construction and make bizarre errors... It wouldn't surprise me if something like that was going on. I just can't get over the weird grammar and word usage. Star Citizen has a global audience, so I'd expect some language oddities from the non English speaking regions. I've seen the non-native English speakers in this thread being almost undectectable, yet the twitter/reddit people in defense of SC regularly have bizarre language construction. It's just always struck me as so weird whenever I read anything they post. Like, an uncanny valley kind of thing.
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Milky Moor posted:I used to think this is ridiculous but then you see the weird little things, like how so many of them are using similar phrases and sentence construction and make bizarre errors... It wouldn't surprise me if something like that was going on. So it stands to reason bankrolling a posting community of shills would keep the whales invested, and we do know the game's management (such as those two words can apply to this fiasco) love to have their egos stroked. Frankly it seems like a good use of advertising dollars.
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XK posted:I just can't get over the weird grammar and word usage. Star Citizen has a global audience, so I'd expect some language oddities from the non English speaking regions. I've seen the non-native English speakers in this thread being almost undectectable, yet the twitter/reddit people in defense of SC regularly have bizarre language construction. Honestly, I didn't think the Troll factorys were for hire. Does anyone have links to news articles saying they are? I thought the Russian Troll factorys in particular were concerned with defending the Honour of the Putin and little else. Still though, on UK online papers (like the Guardian) you do see the patern of the same sentence structure and general jist of post as it were.  
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