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Triangle Shirt Factotum posted:Dear god, you have twice the specific policy discussion in half the goddamn words. only half? just look at the loving thing
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 18:12 |
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Ruzihm posted:I'm the uncensored "gently caress" among a sea of "sh*t"s deffo get some personal calling cards printed that say that
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 18:46 |
Squizzle posted:deffo get some personal calling cards printed that say that yes
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 19:02 |
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is it illegal collusion if we have a pac supporting the wolfman, that is managed thru cspam what if it had its own thread and richard promised to they not to read it
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 19:09 |
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Squizzle posted:is it illegal collusion if we have a pac supporting the wolfman, that is managed thru cspam im pretty sure this works because it's basically what jeb! did and they had 100 million dollars to send lcd video screen mailers to every human being in new hamp shire so as long as we raise fewer than 100 million dollars we should be just fine i think. i don't have a law degree but as an amateur jeb!ologist,
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 19:11 |
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i propose we call the pac "pro life texas gun owners for a return to the gold standard"
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 19:18 |
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 19:22 |
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Squizzle posted:i propose we call the pac "pro life texas gun owners for a return to the gold standard" pro life texas gun owners for law and order
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 20:10 |
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tan parker? i dont even know 'er!! this ad paid for by the Patriotic God Fearing Gun Havers & SHooters of America
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 20:22 |
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if you win the primary will there be a public debate with him?
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 20:25 |
Jose posted:if you win the primary will there be a public debate with him? yeah there definitely will be. hopefully at least a little something televised too. im really excited to tell him he is a baby for whining about taxes
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# ? Jan 21, 2018 02:25 |
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you should start calling weed prohibition yankee horseshit imo
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# ? Jan 21, 2018 02:38 |
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folks plz start passing around links to the candidate questions and funny ads and poo poo from our man in the texas 63rd itd be rad to see if a lil natural-ish natl attn could build so that maybe some of the media folks take a peek, have some laffs, and do an article/tele-vision piece on him
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# ? Jan 21, 2018 03:56 |
Squizzle posted:folks plz start passing around links to the candidate questions and funny ads and poo poo from our man in the texas 63rd here's something to get started with extra deep fry: Ruzihm has issued a correction as of 04:11 on Jan 21, 2018 |
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# ? Jan 21, 2018 04:07 |
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Agean90 posted:you should start calling weed prohibition yankee horseshit imo
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# ? Jan 21, 2018 04:26 |
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op are you going door to door and talking to people that will win you an election hth
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# ? Jan 21, 2018 04:28 |
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the answers on the gun question are so fuckin amazing
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# ? Jan 21, 2018 07:10 |
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REPUBLICAN LADY: look, im a gun owner. my father was a gun owner. his father was a gun owner. my fathers fathers father? gun owner. and that mans father, a gun owner as well. they enjoy shooting deer, but also turkey, and possum, and snowmen; but also, they like to shoot raccoons, dumpsters, logs, voles, goshawks, volcanos, ghosts, and frisbees. using basic sabermetric methodolgy, i would rate every shooter ive ever met according to the following metrics: COOL GOON: idgaf
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# ? Jan 21, 2018 07:15 |
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Shoulda said that you want to arm the proletariat and sponsor socialist militias
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# ? Jan 21, 2018 07:16 |
anime was right posted:op are you going door to door and talking to people that will win you an election hth nah. im just continually knocking on the same neighbor's door every day over and over again. eventually they will give up and agree to vote for me. (yes)
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# ? Jan 21, 2018 13:09 |
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If I lived in the district you're running for I would vote for you.
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# ? Jan 22, 2018 06:31 |
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seems to me like a lot of goons need to put their money where their mouth is and move to that district so they can vote for him
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# ? Jan 22, 2018 07:37 |
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no one can afford to live in flower mound it's rich white territory
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# ? Jan 22, 2018 08:03 |
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i actually think he's running in the same district as rex tillerson's home address. he's got a ranch out there somewhere. so what i'm saying is that i think you need to see if ol' rex will vote for you. probably not going to happen but his vote has to be worth like x1000 regular votes.
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# ? Jan 22, 2018 08:14 |
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FYI by democratic party rules this makes me a consultant and entitles me to 80 percent of your fundraising
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# ? Jan 22, 2018 08:20 |
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i'll be a superdelegate if needed
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# ? Jan 22, 2018 09:04 |
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i can get you some russian (well, russia adjacent)support, say perestroika if u agree
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# ? Jan 22, 2018 17:41 |
OP I haven’t donated to a political campaign since Obama 08, but after getting drunk on cheap wine and reading those voter guide answers I sent you a small sex number amount of money because I want you to WIN and also the sex number is really funny
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# ? Jan 22, 2018 20:09 |
I also liked your Facebook page, which puts you in the same good company as “The Same Picture of Jeff Goldblum Everyday” and “Slavoj žižek dank meme stash”
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# ? Jan 22, 2018 20:11 |
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"The Same Picture of Joseph Stalin with a Wombat Every Day" and "Comrade Lenin's Dank Meme Stash" for me
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# ? Jan 22, 2018 20:16 |
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is anyone here already familiar w the procedures for getting candidate info on ballotpedia or should one of us so down and actually research it
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# ? Jan 22, 2018 20:22 |
Squizzle posted:is anyone here already familiar w the procedures for getting candidate info on ballotpedia or should one of us so down and actually research it https://ballotpedia.org/Ballotpedia:Biographical_information_submission_form The form to submit candidate information at the bottom of the page is written as if the candidate themselves is filling it out, so I'm guessing it's best left to the candidate or an official contact they are using.
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# ? Jan 22, 2018 21:32 |
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Ruzihm posted:https://ballotpedia.org/Ballotpedia:Biographical_information_submission_form you are not working in the spirit of the thread imo
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# ? Jan 23, 2018 00:04 |
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Squizzle posted:you are not working in the spirit of the thread imo even if the actual process is less funny, getting him in would be waaaaaay funnier so loving funnier it would be years of lols, not months do you understand the principles of glorious comedy capitalism
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# ? Jan 23, 2018 00:07 |
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Make the pac I'll make the wiki
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# ? Jan 23, 2018 02:50 |
bob dobbs is dead posted:even if the actual process is less funny, getting him in would be waaaaaay funnier
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# ? Jan 23, 2018 03:56 |
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I just contributed $2,000 and I hope you give them hell
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# ? Jan 23, 2018 04:21 |
Taintrunner posted:I just contributed $2,000 and I hope you give them hell
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# ? Jan 23, 2018 04:32 |
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Beaten!
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# ? Jan 23, 2018 05:10 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 13:51 |
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yes YES what a great idea ok I’ll program it how many nude guys do you want it 100?? 200???
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# ? Jan 23, 2018 05:11 |