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Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.

PetraCore posted:

If she really cared about him she wouldn't take him for everything he's got when they get divorced, though.

Potentially. If you want to assume the worst case scenario though, she made him sell everything and move to where her friends and family live to buy a joint house she was aware she'd get control over, knew she was a lesbian the entire time and cheated on him serially whenever he was away and stopped sleeping with him as soon as she was pregnant.

She was happy to continue doing that while leaving him without any form of intimacy, apparently, over two years. Who's to say somebody capable of that isn't also capable of resenting their partner divorcing them when they'd rather keep the status quo? Also, lawyer.

Obviously, the best case scenario is much milder but there's not much we can know. From what we do know, all of the above isn't just possible, it's entirely plausible. She could range from loving faithful wife having sexuality crisis to sociopathic, serial cheating manipulator.

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keroppl
Jan 4, 2013

PetraCore posted:

If she really cared about him she wouldn't take him for everything he's got when they get divorced, though.

Did you not read the post?

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

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keroppl posted:

Did you not read the post?
I did. She's not aroused by him. She still cares for him, IF she's being honest. It's not a minor thing and he should work something out in writing but it could work out without ruining his life.

keroppl
Jan 4, 2013

PetraCore posted:

I did. She's not aroused by him. She still cares for him, IF she's being honest. It's not a minor thing and he should work something out in writing but it could work out without ruining his life.

Read it closer. He's a sperm donor, he's never been anything else.

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

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keroppl posted:

Read it closer. He's a sperm donor, he's never been anything else.
...ah.

Yeah, there are situations where someone can legitimately screw you over to the point of ruining your life. If she DOESN'T care for him, then she might not mind divorcing him, but custody is still an issue.

keroppl
Jan 4, 2013

PetraCore posted:

...ah.

Yeah, there are situations where someone can legitimately screw you over to the point of ruining your life. If she DOESN'T care for him, then she might not mind divorcing him, but custody is still an issue.

She doesn't have to worry about that. She's an attorney and her mom is a family judge.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

keroppl posted:

She doesn't have to worry about that. She's an attorney and her mom is a family judge.

Pretty sure that's grounds for recusal in most jurisdictions.

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

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keroppl posted:

She doesn't have to worry about that. She's an attorney and her mom is a family judge.
Yeah, that's my point. If he leaves her he might not get fairly shared custody.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
What would be the motivation for Evil Female Spermjacking instead of just settling down with another woman and getting an actual sperm donor?

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Anne Whateley posted:

What would be the motivation for Evil Female Spermjacking instead of just settling down with another woman and getting an actual sperm donor?

There chance of pregnancy increases when the victim of jacking loves you of course

wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008

Yeah, her mom isn't going to be presiding over the case. This guy could almost certainly get shared custody, unless he's leaving out some very pertinent details. But people like to jump to "she's an evil psycho who will destroy everything he holds dear", instead of thinking realistically about their options. But this guy should definitely be looking into getting a divorce.

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

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Anne Whateley posted:

What would be the motivation for Evil Female Spermjacking instead of just settling down with another woman and getting an actual sperm donor?
Yeah that's the thing that trips me up, some people are just genuinely manipulative assholes regardless of gender, but if she's a lesbian her evil plan involved having sex with a guy for two years or whatever. I can understand why the guy is nervous, though.

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

She sounds pretty abusive with the whole shaming her husband for an erection in his sleep thing.

keroppl
Jan 4, 2013

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Pretty sure that's grounds for recusal in most jurisdictions.

Obviously the mom isn't going to preside over it, but both the mom and his wife are heavily entrenched in the local family courts.


Anne Whateley posted:

What would be the motivation for Evil Female Spermjacking instead of just settling down with another woman and getting an actual sperm donor?

Less socially acceptable. I guess there's a chance she might have actually cared about him for a little bit at some point.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words

keroppl posted:

Less socially acceptable.
She already had a serious girlfriend before him so that doesn't make sense.

quote:

I guess there's a chance she might have actually cared about him for a little bit at some point.
Yeah, I think she's made a bunch of bad decisions for sure, has put them both in a miserable situation, but it makes no sense for her to be a sociopath out to ruin his life for zero reason instead of just being a confused dumbass.

wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008

I don't think he said what kind of lawyer his wife was. She could be a patent lawyer for all we know. Regardless, the guy should speak to a reputable divorce attorney in his area and see what his options are because people have a tendency to assume the wife will walk away with everything when that is not really the case. Or he could stay and raise his child in a loveless marriage I guess. I'd take my chances on a divorce, even if it will put him in a worse financial situation.

girl pants
Sep 21, 2006
I feel a great disturbance in my pants

Anne Whateley posted:

What would be the motivation for Evil Female Spermjacking instead of just settling down with another woman and getting an actual sperm donor?

This way lets us invent scenarios where we can hate her more, apparently.

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



Anne Whateley posted:

She already had a serious girlfriend before him so that doesn't make sense.

Yeah, I think she's made a bunch of bad decisions for sure, has put them both in a miserable situation, but it makes no sense for her to be a sociopath out to ruin his life for zero reason instead of just being a confused dumbass.

Clearly she played to long-con on him to get that high quality sperm.

E: back in the 80s or 90s my dad worked with a guy that everyone thought was a complete dog for openly cheating on his wife (he eventually married a former student, which kinda grossed everyone out). Last year I met my boyfriend’s aunt and she had known the guy.

Turned out he ‘openly cheated on her’ because she was a lesbian, but they stayed together until their kids were a certain age, and he did her a real solid for not outing her and he just got laid elsewhere. Doesn’t sound like an ideal set-up though.

LadyPictureShow fucked around with this message at 04:49 on Jan 21, 2018

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

LadyPictureShow posted:

Clearly she played to long-con on him to get that high quality sperm.

He's got that magic jizz.

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


Rubellavator posted:

She sounds pretty abusive with the whole shaming her husband for an erection in his sleep thing.

or maybe she was in a hosed up state of mind due to questioning her sexuality and lashed out

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

SirSamVimes posted:

or maybe she was in a hosed up state of mind due to questioning her sexuality and lashed out

Yes, that's what an abusive person would do.

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

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SirSamVimes posted:

or maybe she was in a hosed up state of mind due to questioning her sexuality and lashed out
That doesn't make it not-abusive. Lots of abusive people have legitimate stressers playing into their behavior.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
She wasn't upset he got an erection, she was upset he had it up against her. I have to explain that to guys on the subway a lot too

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

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Anne Whateley posted:

She wasn't upset he got an erection, she was upset he had it up against her. I have to explain that to guys on the subway a lot too
Yeah, it's hard for him to control that when he's asleep, though. That's the problem. It can be genuinely upsetting and also genuinely not his fault.

Peaceful Anarchy
Sep 18, 2005
sXe
I am the math man.

LadyPictureShow posted:

Wouldn’t they have to ‘buy him out’ for the amount of money he put up for the house if she keeps it in a divorce?

I’m also confused at how if he ends up paying child support he’ll be financially sunk; but I guess he means paying CP in addition to finding a new place, paying his own rent/utilities/court costs etc. that all probably racks up.
Obviously I don't know where they are, but possibly no. The point of laws like that is to prevent women from being kicked out on the street with no recourse, so it's not that she keeps the house but rather she has a right to stay there with her children until they're grown. He still owns his share of the house (and is on the hook for mortgage payments, maybe?) and eventually when the child is an adult he can sell the house and get his money.

UZR IS BULLSHIT
Jan 25, 2004

Anne Whateley posted:

She wasn't upset he got an erection, she was upset he had it up against her. I have to explain that to guys on the subway a lot too

L loving mao

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!
[update]- My [21M] mom [48F] found my themed porn collection

quote:

Well boys my dad found out and kicked me out of the house.

Jk jk

Things actually turned out pretty well. The day after I posted, I asked my mom if I could explain myself in private. She was a bit reluctant and probably thought I would try and seduce her a la generic incest porn plot but agreed and we went for a drive.

Huge shoutout to /u/DylanHate. Homeboy gave me the best advice possible. I told her I used to fantasize about my friend's mom a couple years ago and that's what led me to be interested in the genre. This wasn't too far from the truth since the friend who I named really does have a hot mom, classic milf, and this made my explanation more believable to my mom, who even acknowledged that my friend's mom is gorgeous. I reiterated several times that my interest in incest porn had absolutely nothing to do with being attracted to her or wanting to cuckold my dad. I even admitted that I actually couldn't think of her in a sexual way since it made me nauseous.

My mom was beyond relieved to hear this. She told me her concern was that I actually wanted to have sex with her and she did not want to have that conversation nor had any idea how to even start it. She was worried I was some sick freak who would try and seduce her and try to turn my porn preferences into reality. She said she always thinks of me as her baby and thus the idea of her son wanting to gently caress her had her head spinning. Again, I told her I was absolutely grossed out by any intimate thought of her and she thanked me for that.

Thankfully she hadn't told my dad but did say if I waited longer she would have and I'm relieved we settled this before my dad got involved. I honestly would sooner KO myself than explain to my dad why I have so much incest cuckold porn. Surprisingly my mom didn't judge me for my fetish, she told me what a lot of you guys did, that one's porn preferences and real desires aren't necessarily the same. She said she already knew I masturbated and doesn't care that I enjoy a taboo genre since she knows it has no relationship to reality. She said she's happy we can put this behind us and the awkwardness can end. We ended up getting ice cream despite it being winter and honestly there was no awkwardness or tension.

Everything is back to normal at my house and in retrospect my mom finds it funny how mortified I must have felt. I do think this incident improved my communication with my mom though, since if I can tell her about this there's really nothing I can't speak to her about, and she voiced this thought to me as well. I know a lot of you told me to move out and that's actually been in the works. I'm currently in grad school and commute from home, but I've been meaning to move out for the sake of privacy and I'll be out of the house by March. Also I admit it feels weird to jerk it to mom son porn in my house while knowing that my mom is aware of my fetish. I would feel more comfortable doing such in my own place.

Some of you have suggested I have a porn addiction. I just want to say this isn't true. This collection started 2 years ago and I've been adding to it every now and then, and I don't spend my time reviewing all my stuff. I only spend like 1-2 hours a week searching for additions and jerk off like 4-5x a week anyway. And I know some of you said I need therapy because of unresolved mommy issues or whatever, just wanna say gently caress all that, I'm good. It's a surprisingly common fetish.

That's it for me boys. If you thought this would end in a broken arms/I hosed my mom situation then perhaps you may also enjoy the genre. Again, thanks to /u/DylanHate for the life-saving advice. If it weren't for you it would be gg for me.

tl;dr: Explained to mom my interest in incest porn had nothing to do with her. She's relieved and everything is back to normal.

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo
fantasizing about loving your friend's mom isn't incest porn though its just regular MILF poo poo which can be found anywhere, guy wants to gently caress his mom for sure

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




nerd plus rage posted:

A few years back I met a girl named Mileena, after the nice Mortal Kombat lady with the messed-up face. She did not have a good relationship with her parents. That's my video game names story.

Edit: content


I don't understand why you're worried about your sick mother being deported :confused:

My only regret at my age is that I'll never date a girl with a dumb video game name, instead I dated four girls named Jennifer because a bunch of dumb rear end in a top hat parents watched Love Story .

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

Streak posted:

fantasizing about loving your friend's mom isn't incest porn though its just regular MILF poo poo which can be found anywhere, guy wants to gently caress his mom for sure

he didn't really need to come up with the whole friend's mom thing. he just had to explain to his mom that he didn't want to gently caress her.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Anne Whateley posted:

She wasn't upset he got an erection, she was upset he had it up against her. I have to explain that to guys on the subway a lot too

Are you really serious with this comparison?

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
My [24F] Boyfriend [23M] Wants to Get Job at Restaurant with other Girls, I'm not Okay with it

quote:

My boyfriend and I have been together for 2 years, he's in college and he wants to work to have extra spending money, his friend who works at a restaurant said that he'd help him get a job there. The staff at this restaurant are at least 90% female and I'm not really okay with this, I don't know what to say to him about it so I haven't mentioned the thing about other girls, but I have expressed that I would rather he not get a job. My family is from Chile and my father had an investors Visa and that is how we got to the US, my parents are very well off and I have told my boyfriend that I'd be completely fine with financially supporting him at least even just while he's in school, and he said he still wants a job "for the social aspect as well". Which kinda seemed odd to me, why would he want job for the social aspect even if he doesn't need the money? When the job is at a place that is over 90% female? So he wants to make friends with other girls.. I don't know what other ways I can tell him I don't want him to get a job there without bringing up the girls thing, even though I told him I'm willing to help support him he wants to work there.

He also wanted to go live on campus for this very same reason, and I know how college campuses can be here with all the partying & stuff so I told him I didn't want him to, so he commutes to college but lives at home. I guess he is a bit introverted and not overly social but I don't really see a problem with that, it allows him to focus more on school and improving himself. A lot of other people our age we know like to party, do drugs, etc and we're not into that stuff at all. He has a few friends, his daily life consists of going to school and then just hanging out at home or with me, and he also sees his friends once every couple weeks. I know that he isn't into partying and stuff so I don't get why he wants to make friends with other people, especially at this specific restaurant. I do get jealous of him talking to other girls and I don't really want him to be friends with one, how do I bring up my concerns to him without making him think that I am being overly possessive? I really have no problem with supporting him and I don't think he needs a job and it could actually hurt his career/success in the long run as it's added stress & a distraction from school.

tl;dr: My boyfriend's friend is trying to help get him a job at a restaurant, and this restaurant is like 90% girls. My boyfriend admitted he wouldn't even be doing it strictly for money but also for the "social aspect". What can I do?

At first I figured "social aspect" was going to be a hilarious attempt at hiding that he just wants to hang out with a bunch of women, but after the second paragraph I think he might literally be a hostage :ohdear:

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo

quote:

Which kinda seemed odd to me, why would he want job for the social aspect even if he doesn't need the money?

:thunk::thunk::thunk:

Hope this girl gets dumped ASAP

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.
Can't imagine any reason he might want to spend time outside their house.

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo
I tried to find that one to see what the comments were like but no dice :(

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
In the comments she straight up says she prefers that he doesn’t socialize with other people at all. The reddit app doesn’t let me copy/paste but it’s an easy enough post to find. A+++ will be refreshing the train wreck at work all day today.

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?
I can never tell if that's a bug or a feature, surely for an app that is all about writing then being able to copy that writing would be one of the most useful features, or maybe they just don't want people to steal the words...

Palpek posted:

This seemed way goofier in Friends:

Me 29M with wife 26F 4 years, shortly after our baby was born she told me she thinks she is a lesbian, I am trapped

:smithicide:

If that guy's wife is an attorney but he's the one thats better off (paid for most the house etc) then he really shouldn't be so worried about being ruined financially.

How much is child support in the US usually? In Britain I think it's 15% of your salary.

Marmaduke! fucked around with this message at 12:28 on Jan 21, 2018

Miserable Maid
Apr 22, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

Ugly In The Morning posted:

In the comments she straight up says she prefers that he doesn’t socialize with other people at all. The reddit app doesn’t let me copy/paste but it’s an easy enough post to find. A+++ will be refreshing the train wreck at work all day today.

Can't find this one at all, not even using the text. Is it still up?

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Miserable Maid posted:

Can't find this one at all, not even using the text. Is it still up?

Yeah, i just dug it up since I commented on it. Is it kosher to post links?

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Miserable Maid
Apr 22, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Nvm, found it. Needed to switch to another search engine for some reason.

Luckily she's getting torn apart in the comments, haha. Some people were trying to give her the benefit of the doubt, but she quickly killed that by basically saying that men literally can't say no to an affair if the girl is attractive enough

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