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bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

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Nap Ghost

Triangle Shirt Factotum posted:

Dear god, you have twice the specific policy discussion in half the goddamn words.

EDIT: gently caress it, you've earned my :10bux: :10bux:

only half? just look at the loving thing

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Ruzihm posted:

I'm the uncensored "gently caress" among a sea of "sh*t"s

deffo get some personal calling cards printed that say that

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


Squizzle posted:

deffo get some personal calling cards printed that say that

:prepop: yes

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




is it illegal collusion if we have a pac supporting the wolfman, that is managed thru cspam

what if it had its own thread and richard promised to they not to read it

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Squizzle posted:

is it illegal collusion if we have a pac supporting the wolfman, that is managed thru cspam

what if it had its own thread and richard promised to they not to read it

im pretty sure this works because it's basically what jeb! did and they had 100 million dollars to send lcd video screen mailers to every human being in new hamp shire

so as long as we raise fewer than 100 million dollars we should be just fine i think. i don't have a law degree but as an amateur jeb!ologist,

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




i propose we call the pac "pro life texas gun owners for a return to the gold standard"

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
:perfect:

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Squizzle posted:

i propose we call the pac "pro life texas gun owners for a return to the gold standard"

pro life texas gun owners for law and order

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


tan parker? i dont even know 'er!!


this ad paid for by the Patriotic God Fearing Gun Havers & SHooters of America

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
if you win the primary will there be a public debate with him?

slouch
Mar 10, 2009


Jose posted:

if you win the primary will there be a public debate with him?

yeah there definitely will be. hopefully at least a little something televised too. im really excited to tell him he is a baby for whining about taxes

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


you should start calling weed prohibition yankee horseshit imo

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




folks plz start passing around links to the candidate questions and funny ads and poo poo from our man in the texas 63rd

itd be rad to see if a lil natural-ish natl attn could build so that maybe some of the media folks take a peek, have some laffs, and do an article/tele-vision piece on him

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


Squizzle posted:

folks plz start passing around links to the candidate questions and funny ads and poo poo from our man in the texas 63rd

itd be rad to see if a lil natural-ish natl attn could build so that maybe some of the media folks take a peek, have some laffs, and do an article/tele-vision piece on him



here's something to get started

with extra deep fry:

Ruzihm has issued a correction as of 04:11 on Jan 21, 2018

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Agean90 posted:

you should start calling weed prohibition yankee horseshit imo

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
op are you going door to door and talking to people that will win you an election hth

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




the answers on the gun question are so fuckin amazing

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




REPUBLICAN LADY: look, im a gun owner. my father was a gun owner. his father was a gun owner. my fathers fathers father? gun owner. and that mans father, a gun owner as well. they enjoy shooting deer, but also turkey, and possum, and snowmen; but also, they like to shoot raccoons, dumpsters, logs, voles, goshawks, volcanos, ghosts, and frisbees. using basic sabermetric methodolgy, i would rate every shooter ive ever met according to the following metrics:

COOL GOON: idgaf

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


Shoulda said that you want to arm the proletariat and sponsor socialist militias

slouch
Mar 10, 2009


anime was right posted:

op are you going door to door and talking to people that will win you an election hth

nah. im just continually knocking on the same neighbor's door every day over and over again. eventually they will give up and agree to vote for me.

(yes)

The Bold Kobold
Aug 11, 2014

Bold to the point of certain death.
If I lived in the district you're running for I would vote for you.

Caithness
Nov 10, 2012

HEY!!!
YOU CAN SEE ME, CAN'T YOU? THEN WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME!?
seems to me like a lot of goons need to put their money where their mouth is and move to that district so they can vote for him

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
no one can afford to live in flower mound it's rich white territory

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
i actually think he's running in the same district as rex tillerson's home address.

he's got a ranch out there somewhere.

so what i'm saying is that i think you need to see if ol' rex will vote for you. probably not going to happen but his vote has to be worth like x1000 regular votes.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
FYI by democratic party rules this makes me a consultant and entitles me to 80 percent of your fundraising

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
i'll be a superdelegate if needed

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
i can get you some russian (well, russia adjacent)support, say perestroika if u agree

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
OP I haven’t donated to a political campaign since Obama 08, but after getting drunk on cheap wine and reading those voter guide answers I sent you a small sex number amount of money because I want you to WIN and also the sex number is really funny

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
I also liked your Facebook page, which puts you in the same good company as “The Same Picture of Jeff Goldblum Everyday” and “Slavoj žižek dank meme stash”

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


"The Same Picture of Joseph Stalin with a Wombat Every Day" and "Comrade Lenin's Dank Meme Stash" for me

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




is anyone here already familiar w the procedures for getting candidate info on ballotpedia or should one of us so down and actually research it

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


Squizzle posted:

is anyone here already familiar w the procedures for getting candidate info on ballotpedia or should one of us so down and actually research it

https://ballotpedia.org/Ballotpedia:Biographical_information_submission_form

The form to submit candidate information at the bottom of the page is written as if the candidate themselves is filling it out, so I'm guessing it's best left to the candidate or an official contact they are using.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Ruzihm posted:

https://ballotpedia.org/Ballotpedia:Biographical_information_submission_form

The form to submit candidate information at the bottom of the page is written as if the candidate themselves is filling it out, so I'm guessing it's best left to the candidate or an official contact they are using.

you are not working in the spirit of the thread imo

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

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Nap Ghost

Squizzle posted:

you are not working in the spirit of the thread imo

even if the actual process is less funny, getting him in would be waaaaaay funnier
so loving funnier
it would be years of lols, not months
do you understand the principles of glorious comedy capitalism

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
Make the pac I'll make the wiki

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


bob dobbs is dead posted:

even if the actual process is less funny, getting him in would be waaaaaay funnier
so loving funnier
it would be years of lols, not months
do you understand the principles of glorious comedy capitalism

:hai:

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I just contributed $2,000 and I hope you give them hell

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

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Taintrunner posted:

I just contributed $2,000 and I hope you give them hell

:eyepop:

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

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Nap Ghost
Beaten!

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My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
yes YES what a great idea ok I’ll program it how many nude guys do you want it 100?? 200???

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