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Stahlgeist
Nov 19, 2009
What's great about the first panel is that Spider-Man could just peek out of the viewing window in the door, but insists on throwing it wide open so The Lizard sees him.

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nimby
Nov 4, 2009

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Saoshyant posted:

Bruce Banner was unconscious in one panel and then completely recovered in the next one.

He got woken up by the Spiderblood's spidersense.

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

Stahlgeist posted:

What's great about the first panel is that Spider-Man could just peek out of the viewing window in the door, but insists on throwing it wide open so The Lizard sees him.

Hey, Pete knows his role. He's probably just trying to draw aggro.

brainSnakes
Jul 11, 2011

I'd never save you in a million years
I appreciate that there were two strips of doctors yelling about watching out for the lizards tail before Spiderman confronted him and was immediately slapped to the floor by it.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

brainSnakes posted:

I appreciate that there were two strips of doctors yelling about watching out for the lizards tail before Spiderman confronted him and was immediately slapped to the floor by it.

yo, you must be confusing nsm with some other guy who dodges blunt objects moving toward his head

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007


Monday recaps the weekend.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
"When Spider-Man fails, somebody else is ready to try!" is the one-sentence summary of this entire comic.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Hero of the Month, guest starring Spider-Man doesnt quite have the same ring though, no matter how accurate it is.

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

"When Spider-Man fails, somebody else is ready to try!" is the one-sentence summary of this entire comic.

is it too long for a thread title?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Bruce: "I hoped I'd never again have to do this..."
MJ: "You threatened to do it because there weren't enough pickles on your Big Mac 5 minutes ago."

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

You joke El Burrito, but it was a Cab driver to having the gall to tell the half-naked pedestrian to get out of moving traffic.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Synthbuttrange posted:


Monday recaps the weekend.
"This is making me so MAD I better calm down or I might turn into The Hulk!"

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Choco1980 posted:

I love Spidey's non-enthusiasm in panel two. Like, he only hangs around Conners because he knows he'll eventually do something to turn himself into the lizard. It's just routine at this point.
Petey knows he's going to have to fight the The Lizard at some point, yet his plan seems to consist of "enter room, fall down"

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



he's mad because the nurse missed his vein a few times while trying to take his blood so now he's low key trying to get the hulk to destroy the hospital

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
Aw, I was hoping the recap page would have changed the Nurse again.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

I hope Banner turns into a brick

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

To make up for Recap Monday, have 2005's Spider-Man and Rhino's terrifying thinking face

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
NEXT: We're not even excited enough for an exclamation mark.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


I'm gonna guess Hulk Blood Lizard is stronger than usual or else this is going to be a very short fight.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Lurdiak posted:

I'm gonna guess Hulk Blood Lizard is stronger than usual or else this is going to be a very short fight.

It's not like Newspaper Spider-Man particularly cares about power levels considering how often Peter gets his poo poo wrecked by regular people.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
And murdered Ronan, a cosmic threat.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Synthbuttrange posted:

To make up for Recap Monday, have 2005's Spider-Man and Rhino's terrifying thinking face



Rhino, tell us the awesome loving plan.

ConfusedUs
Feb 24, 2004

Bees?
You want fucking bees?
Here you go!
ROLL INITIATIVE!!





Spidey, Spidey, he's our man. If he can't do it, anybody can!

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

davidspackage posted:

Rhino, tell us the awesome loving plan.

his plan is to go to jail since apparently that's where everyone thinks he is

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

his plan is to go to jail since apparently that's where everyone thinks he is

No he will just commit a crime in front of everyone as you can't arrest someone already in jail!

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Next time: Rhino decides to go watch a movie! Behind him sits a very miffed Aunt May trying to see around him. Eventually shenanigans lead to her subduing him and saving the day while Spidey has no involvement whatsoever.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Choco1980 posted:

Eventually shenanigans lead to her subduing him and saving the day while Spidey has no involvement whatsoever.

Mayor: Name one wish Ms. Parker and I will use my magical Mayor powers to grant it.
May: I wish me and my beloved Mole M-
Peter: Time to go home and make me wheatcakes Aunt May :toughguy:

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Samuringa posted:

And murdered Ronan, a cosmic threat.

Nah he just enacted his space son's beautiful plan.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Samuringa posted:

And murdered Ronan, a cosmic threat.

He's just sleeping!

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
The eternal slumber.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Mikl posted:

He's just sleeping!

As Nas said "sleep is the cousin of death".

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!

Synthbuttrange posted:


Monday recaps the weekend.
Is Banner punching himself in the head, or trying to poo poo his purple pants to reach Hulk rage?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Doctor is now a burnette, and that's not nice Peter.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Hulking out makes him glow?

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



goatface posted:

Hulking out makes him glow?

It does when he has radioactive spider-blood

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Sure why not, I think it happened in the old Hulk comics.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
It turns out that hulk+spiderman blood turns him into a super saiyan. He'll be powering up for the next 10 strips.

So, business as usual for NSM.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Synthbuttrange posted:



Doctor is now a burnette, and that's not nice Peter.

he's referring the the monster turd banner is currently dropping in the middle of the doorway

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


Synthbuttrange posted:



Doctor is now a burnette, and that's not nice Peter.

Is Banner turning into the Hulk or about to turn Super Saiyan?

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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Synthbuttrange posted:



Doctor is now a burnette, and that's not nice Peter.
Nice jean jacket, Doc.

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