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Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
More like Bort Blakels

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purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

Still a great season. Proud of the Jags

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
That sucked

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




I TOLD YOU BORTLES WAS GONNA COST YA

Neil Armbong
Jan 16, 2004

If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.
Pillbug
Fuuuck. Not like this.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Kirios posted:

I TOLD YOU BORTLES WAS GONNA COST YA

shut the gently caress up

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Sorry Jags I hate you more than any other AFC South team now so I hope you're bad forever

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
Wow, was football season like, super long this year or something?

Time flies when you're having fun I guess.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




hey guys

what if

and hear me out on this one

we run it up the middle every first down in the fourth quarter

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
The game itself was amazing though

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Intruder posted:

The game itself was amazing though

I dislike the Jags a great deal and it was still infuriating to watch.

God dammit Jags you had that one handed to you!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
What if the Jags cut Bort and sign Cousins

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
My divisional rival is a homosexual, and I love him. I love my dead gay divisional rival.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

I would not be upset if the playcalling in the 4th was not bad and the refs hadnt handed the game to Patriots on a silver golden platter.

That being said, I'm pretty pissed because the playcalling went to poo poo and the refs only called penalties on the Jaguars.

Overall still happy they made it this far but it loving sucks to lose like that to the loving Patriots.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

I would not be upset if the playcalling in the 4th was bad and the refs hadnt handed the game to Patriots on a silver golden platter.

That being said, I'm pretty pissed because the playcalling went to poo poo and the refs only called penalties on the Jaguars.

Refs were definitely against the Jaguars that game - I feel ya on that one.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
The refs were for the pats I'm shocked

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.
Welp. That was fun while it lasted, I just wish it wasn't like that. It was fun having the Jaguars be awesome again, especially coming into this year with less then zero expectations. Hopefully they can hold things together and improve during the off-season. See you guys next year.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
Sorry Sacksonville Borts, but you had a drat good run.

(Go Titans next year!)

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Next year belongs to the Texans sorry guys

The three best players in the division are all back from IR

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Intruder posted:

The three best players in the division are all back from IR
But Jalen Ramsey, Telvin Smith, and Yannick Ngakoue are all fine?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
A who's who of "Who?"

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Intruder posted:

A who's who of "Who?"
You can't "who" Jalen Ramsey anymore, he's a household name now

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
I have learned that the Jax Jumbo Shrimp are not only selling teal and gold gear, but they are selling teal and gold VISORS.

As someone who looks dumb in hats,


You're getting a new friend! Don't eat this one, dumb dog!

Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 00:41 on Jan 23, 2018

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Suspect Bucket posted:

I have learned that the Jax Jumbo Shrimp are not only selling teal and gold gear, but they are selling teal and gold VISORS.

I just fell into a Google hole figuring out what this was, and discovered the most amazing sports team and their mascot: Montgomery Biscuits' Monty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QN9yunmDDY

I am confused, amused, and also hungry.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Visors are dumb as hell IMO unless you're a poker dealer in the back room of a laundromat for the mob

Coldforge posted:

I just fell into a Google hole figuring out what this was, and discovered the most amazing sports team and their mascot: Montgomery Biscuits' Monty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QN9yunmDDY

I am confused, amused, and also hungry.

Minor league teams quickly got into "quirky" poo poo after the Biscuits mascot blew up

You can get a plush of the Biscuit though!

Intruder fucked around with this message at 01:03 on Jan 23, 2018

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Coldforge posted:

I just fell into a Google hole figuring out what this was, and discovered the most amazing sports team and their mascot: Montgomery Biscuits' Monty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QN9yunmDDY

I am confused, amused, and also hungry.

Oh yeah, no, the Biscuts are amazing. I am also fond of the Shuckers. Southern Minor Leauge Baseball is stupid fun. It makes baseball watchable!

However, GO SHRAMPS

Intruder posted:

Visors are dumb as hell IMO unless you're a poker dealer in the back room of a laundromat for the mob



I have a round face and short forehead, ball caps make my head look like I'm a relative of Peyton Manning.

That stuffed Monty is amazing tho

Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 01:11 on Jan 23, 2018

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

So the end of the AFCCG sucked, but I don’t care. That was a drat dream season from a team that I thought was gonna lose to Cleveland when the season began. Love the drat Jags and no matter what happens next year this season was stupid fun.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
We got jobbed by the referees, but I don't even care. :unsmith:

Season went way better than I expected. Hell, I posted in this very thread I expected them to be picking top 5 again this draft. :yaycloud:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Deshaun is ahead of schedule, be scared AFC South :getin:

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Intruder posted:

Deshaun is ahead of schedule, be scared AFC South :getin:
Everyone is always ahead of schedule so bleh on that and you.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Sorry about your Bortles

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
Bortles played all year with an injured throwing wrist none of us are safe from his full power

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Intruder posted:

Sorry about your Bortles

Sorry about your fragile QB.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Randaconda posted:

Sorry about your fragile QB.

You'd probably be better off if Bortles was a fragile QB

lol you think the refs are the only reason you're not in the Superbowl

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
yeah well Matt LeFleur is going to unleash Mariota on the Jags' and Texans' bitch asses

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Intruder posted:

You'd probably be better off if Bortles was a fragile QB

lol you think the refs are the only reason you're not in the Superbowl
I'm pretty sure they are not in the super bowl because they counted out Touchdown Tom*

*and the refs

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Somehow I conflated Matt LeFleur with Dan LeFevour and was wondering wtf

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Stevie Lee posted:

yeah well Matt LeFleur is going to unleash Mariota on the Jags' and Texans' bitch asses

This is 100% good news after the disappointment of Pees.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Intruder posted:

You'd probably be better off if Bortles was a fragile QB

lol you think the refs are the only reason you're not in the Superbowl

Quote me where I said that. :colbert:

Jags lost to a really good team, I ain't even mad, I was just happy to be there.

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
This at least implies it

Randaconda posted:

We got jobbed by the referees, but I don't even care. :unsmith:

That said, I hope to see my team make the AFCCG one day :smith:

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