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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL NFCCG GDT: Grease the poles!
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razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008

Ramadu posted:

im never using google ever again after their embarassing failuire to get the winners of this match correct

switching to bing full time

that's what you get for abandoning jeeves

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deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


 Vikings looking utterly defeated on the sidelines.

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Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
 the only way to redeem this timeline will be an MVP performance by nick loving foles in the super bowl

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 wow a flag

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AndwhatIseeisme
Mar 30, 2010

Being alive is pretty much a constant stream of embarrassment.
Fun Shoe
I'm super glad that 2013 Foles has shown up this game. It's great. Keep piling on the points.

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Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

wyoak posted:

The Vikes arrived on the grace of a terrible play by a secondary, the leave because their secondary is also terrible
their secondary, this game excepted, is the clear strength of their elite defense

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Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe
vikings have left the building

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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




 Is that the first :flag: of the game

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maduin
Mar 4, 2003

very stable genius posted:

Vikings looking utterly defeated on the sidelines.

on the field too

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wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion

Fallen Rib
Eagles dominant at all three levels

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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

 This is real ugly.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Leviathan posted:

world class minnesota defense

We softened them up nicely for the Eagles. You're welcome, Philly. :)

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Syntaxed
Feb 20, 2004
 Vikings sure look like frauds!

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 geez

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King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:

the only way to redeem this timeline will be an MVP performance by nick loving foles in the super bowl

Somehow the Patriots would still win in that hypothetical.

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Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
Eagles winning big is the surest ive been of anything in my history of watching football

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Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

 Lmao that hand wave

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BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



 gently caress you eagles fans

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

J33uk posted:

Get those Microsoft Rewards points, they basically give me five bucks a month to spend on Amazon

tell me more

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J33uk
Oct 24, 2005
 You know in Babylon 5 when like two shadow ships just loving shithoused that Narn fleet? That's what this is.

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 this must be the most depressing scenario for giants fans

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Is that the first :flag: of the game

guns has been restrained tonight, hmm

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Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun
This is a 180 from the Nick Foles of the last few weeks, holy gently caress

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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
They are loving STYLING on them.

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wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion

Fallen Rib

Spring Break My Heart posted:

their secondary, this game excepted, is the clear strength of their elite defense
Normally yeah but since the end of the first half last week it’s been very bad

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Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

very stable genius posted:

Vikings looking utterly defeated on the sidelines.

To be fair there isn't any hope of winning

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Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core
 What a terrible Sunday of football...literally no reason to watch the Super Bowl.

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


 https://twitter.com/siouxfallspd/status/955250285974360065

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J33uk
Oct 24, 2005

Zyla posted:

tell me more

They give you points per search and you can just ride that poo poo easily every month for Amazon giftcards.

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GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.
The Eagles should probably pull Foles after this drive.

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Marketing New Brain
Apr 26, 2008

Ramadu posted:

im never using google ever again after their embarassing failuire to get the winners of this match correct

switching to bing full time

AltaVista actually predicted this outcome

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 15 minutes

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BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



 also this looks like 41-0 sooooo at least we got that 7 this time!

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Kawalimus posted:

Eagles winning big is the surest ive been of anything in my history of watching football

:ohdear:

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Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

 lmao Vikings coaching staff literally gives no shits

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014

shyduck posted:

https://twitter.com/siouxfallspd/status/955250285974360065

lmao

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Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

quadruple cuck posted:

15 minutes
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EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007

Kawalimus posted:

Eagles winning big is the surest ive been of anything in my history of watching football
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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
My pole is greased.

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Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

shyduck posted:

https://twitter.com/siouxfallspd/status/955250285974360065

:drat:

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 only 15 minutes of non-patriots football left this season :smith:

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