2017 The NFC North: Fuck the entire NFC North. Including my own team.

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MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

I'm really surprised at the NFCCG but I guess I probably shouldn't be.

# ? Jan 22, 2018 02:29

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# ? May 18, 2024 05:26

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

i can't watch this game i get too mad imagining trubilanskami throwing to al shon jefferies

# ? Jan 22, 2018 02:42

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

VJeff posted:

I'm really surprised at the NFCCG but I guess I probably shouldn't be.

I�m not. The Vikings and Lions are lifelong bosom buddies when it comes to choking in important games.

I have a Vikes fan coworker who was over the moon after last week, only for me to swoop in like Debbie Downer and remind him that the Vikings will always let him down. I warned him. He didn�t listen.

# ? Jan 22, 2018 02:43

BUG JUG: Feb 17, 2005

i was fully aware this would happen and feel nothing but the balance of the universe right now

# ? Jan 22, 2018 02:51

BGrifter: Mar 16, 2007; Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Once the Jaguars lost it was clear we're in the worst timeline. The Vikings should surprise no one.

# ? Jan 22, 2018 02:53

Filthy Casual: Aug 13, 2014

I don't really like the Vikings, but they don't deserve this misery.

# ? Jan 22, 2018 02:53

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

BGrifter posted:

Once the Jaguars lost it was clear we're in the worst timeline. The Vikings should surprise no one.

Foles is gonna turn into a pumpkin in two weeks and I will not be surprised.

# ? Jan 22, 2018 02:58

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

It's a NFC North tradition to have heartbreaking losses in the NFCCG.

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:19

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

SKULL.GIF posted:

It's a NFC North tradition to have heartbreaking losses in the NFCCG.

hey up your nose with a rubber hose, you jerk

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:20

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Eat every dick you insufferable Vikings fans.

Suck every fat dick you loving mewling assholes.

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# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:23

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

SKULL.GIF posted:

It's a NFC North tradition to have heartbreaking losses in the NFCCG.

Is it, now. That sounds rough.

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:25

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

whoa rude

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:25

Velius: Feb 27, 2001

I�m sad the Vikings are losing and I was born in Green Bay. Stupid rivalries are stupid. Everyone should want the Patriots to lose.

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:30

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

Big Beef City posted:

Eat every dick you insufferable Vikings fans.

Suck every fat dick you loving mewling assholes.

Looking forward to GB wasting another year of Rodger's career!

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:31

Malaria: Oct 21, 2017

Velius posted:

I�m sad the Vikings are losing and I was born in Green Bay. Stupid rivalries are stupid. Everyone should want the Patriots to lose.

I am on the NICK FOLES BANDWAGON

gently caress the vikings. this is wonderful

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:32

Q_res: Oct 29, 2005; We're fucking built for this shit!

Velius posted:

I�m sad the Vikings are losing and I was born in Green Bay. Stupid rivalries are stupid. Everyone should want the Patriots to lose.

This is why this is the best case scenario (once the Jags lost). I get to enjoy watching the Vikings eat poo poo and then I can pull for the Eagles to beat the Pats.

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:34

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Big Beef City posted:

Eat every dick you insufferable Vikings fans.

Suck every fat dick you loving mewling assholes.

Go away and don't come back.

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:36

Shangri-Law School: Feb 19, 2013

LOLOLOLOL Vikings defense. Nice work on third down.

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:40

Anti-Hero: Feb 26, 2004

Shangri-Law School posted:

LOLOLOLOL Vikings defense. Nice work on third down.

Literally every time that metric came up the Eagles would convert 3rd and long.

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:43

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Is it better to have been blown out than lose on a missed kick? I would think so.

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:43

Abugadu: Jul 12, 2004; 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Is it better to have been blown out than lose on a missed kick? I would think so.

Yep.

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:44

Boon: Jun 21, 2005; by R. Guyovich

OxySnake posted:

Looking forward to GB wasting another year of Rodger's career!

Me too man, I love watching him play on my team

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:50

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

VJeff posted:

Is it, now. That sounds rough.

Sure was for the 2010 Bears, 2009 Vikings, 2000 Vikings, ~~1999 Bucs~~, 1998 Vikings, and 1991 Lions. This division really likes coming up short in the CG.

Too bad about the Vikings, I was cheering for them to go all the way.

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Is it better to have been blown out than lose on a missed kick? I would think so.

By far. You aren't plagued with what-could-have-beens.

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:52

Shangri-Law School: Feb 19, 2013

LOL Bears as well, we can't forget about them.

https://twitter.com/smartfootball/status/955271541016727554

Alshon and Marty B in the Super Bowl.

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:53

Detroit_Dogg: Feb 2, 2008; Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

The Lions would be in the super bowl if they made the playoffs

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:54

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

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:smith:

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:55

Henchman of Santa: Aug 21, 2010

Gonz posted:

I’m not. The Vikings and Lions are lifelong bosom buddies when it comes to choking in important games.

The Lions don't play important games

# ? Jan 22, 2018 04:00

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Darth Brooks posted:

Go away and don't come back.

lol

# ? Jan 22, 2018 04:00

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

OxySnake posted:

Looking forward to GB wasting another year of Rodger's career!

See you in another 30 years

# ? Jan 22, 2018 04:02

Yaws: Oct 23, 2013

Big Beef City posted:

Eat every dick you insufferable Vikings fans.

Suck every fat dick you loving mewling assholes.

It's ok. you're dumbass org ain't going to fall rear end backwards into another HoF QB. Rodgers is old and I can't wait for the Packers to be lovely again.

# ? Jan 22, 2018 04:04

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Henchman of Santa posted:

The Lions don't play important games

Not in the playoffs, they don't!

# ? Jan 22, 2018 04:05

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

aaron rodgers could be instantly elected to congress if he moved to minneapolis, chicago, or detroit and his campaign slogan is "vote for me and i will never play football again"

# ? Jan 22, 2018 04:09

Yaws: Oct 23, 2013

R.D. Mangles posted:

aaron rodgers could be instantly elected to congress if he moved to minneapolis, chicago, or detroit and his campaign slogan is "vote for me and i will never play football again"

Yeah. Rodgers is propping up that entire lovely team.

# ? Jan 22, 2018 04:10

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Yaws posted:

It's ok. you're dumbass org ain't going to fall rear end backwards into another HoF QB. Rodgers is old and I can't wait for the Packers to be lovely again.

*Rodger Godell sets a beautiful table in your own home, he tries to do the "whip the tablespread out from under the dishes" trick despite you trying to stop him. In the course of doing so a butterknife jabs into your braincase*

# ? Jan 22, 2018 04:10

Yaws: Oct 23, 2013

Also, the Vikings are loving terrible. gently caress this poo poo team.

# ? Jan 22, 2018 04:11

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

Yaws posted:

It's ok. you're dumbass org ain't going to fall rear end backwards into another HoF QB. Rodgers is old and I can't wait for the Packers to be lovely again.

i hate to break it to you, but the packers are going to get another hall of fame quarterback and continue ruining the sport of football

# ? Jan 22, 2018 04:11

Dubious: Mar 7, 2006; The Heroes the Vikings Deserve; Lipstick Apathy

my av is yet again relevant

# ? Jan 22, 2018 04:12

nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

R.D. Mangles posted:

i hate to break it to you, but the packers are going to get another hall of fame quarterback and continue ruining the sport of footballe

Let's hope! :haw:

# ? Jan 22, 2018 04:14

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

the bears could have signed nick foles and franchised jeffery for less money than it cost to sign mike glennon

# ? Jan 22, 2018 04:14

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# ? May 18, 2024 05:26

Yaws: Oct 23, 2013

Big Beef City posted:

*Rodger Godell sets a beautiful table in your own home, he tries to do the "whip the tablespread out from under the dishes" trick despite you trying to stop him. In the course of doing so a butterknife jabs into your braincase*

Yeah, Fat Mike is an awful coach and with Rodgers you dopey fat retard Packer fans should've hard multiple rings by now.

What's your point?

# ? Jan 22, 2018 04:15

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