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Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

UmOk posted:

Amazing. Everything you just posted was wrong.

Who is Snoke? What is his story? How did he become a Sith Lord and gain control of The First Order?

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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

enraged_camel posted:

Who is Snoke? What is his story? How did he become a Sith Lord and gain control of The First Order?

Trick question: nobody cares.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

enraged_camel posted:

Who is Snoke? What is his story? How did he become a Sith Lord and gain control of The First Order?

There will probably be a book about it

GuardianOfAsgaard
Feb 1, 2012

Their steel shines red
With enemy blood
It sings of victory
Granted by the Gods

enraged_camel posted:

Who is Snoke? What is his story? How did he become a Sith Lord and gain control of The First Order?

Imagine it’s ‘83 and you’ve just seen RotJ. Who is the Emperor? What is his story? How did he become a Sith Lord and gain control of the Empire?

What’s the difference?

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Trick question: nobody cares.

Meh. I personally enjoyed Palpatine's depiction as a master manipulator throughout the three movies. Snoke seemed too much like a side character which didn't really fit considering he's a god drat Sith Lord.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

enraged_camel posted:

Meh. I personally enjoyed Palpatine's depiction as a master manipulator throughout the three movies. Snoke seemed too much like a side character which didn't really fit considering he's a god drat Sith Lord.

Well that's because Palpy has a character to begin with.

EugeneDebsWasCool
Nov 10, 2017
Buglord

enraged_camel posted:

Meh. I personally enjoyed Palpatine's depiction as a master manipulator throughout the three movies. Snoke seemed too much like a side character which didn't really fit considering he's a god drat Sith Lord.

Nobody knew that story in 1983. He was just a guy in his bathrobe with a bad case of eczema and lightning hands.

UmOk
Aug 3, 2003

enraged_camel posted:

Who is Snoke? What is his story? How did he become a Sith Lord and gain control of The First Order?

Really? He was trained by CGI Leia on the snow planet.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

EugeneDebsWasCool posted:

Nobody knew that story in 1983. He was just a guy in his bathrobe with a bad case of eczema and lightning hands.

He was an old woman wearing a monkey mask.

sponges
Sep 15, 2011

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Well that's because Palpy has a character to begin with.

In Return of the Jedi?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

In esb the emperor was a monkey.

Captain von Trapp
Jan 23, 2006

I don't like it, and I'm sorry I ever had anything to do with it.

GuardianOfAsgaard posted:

Imagine it’s ‘83 and you’ve just seen RotJ. Who is the Emperor? What is his story? How did he become a Sith Lord and gain control of the Empire?

What’s the difference?

The Emperor didn't get shanked out of nowhere in the middle of the movie.

Unoriginal Name
Aug 1, 2006

by sebmojo

GuardianOfAsgaard posted:

Imagine it’s ‘83 and you’ve just seen RotJ. Who is the Emperor? What is his story? How did he become a Sith Lord and gain control of the Empire?

What’s the difference?

He doesn't get killed in RotJ, for one.

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

Captain von Trapp posted:

The Emperor didn't get shanked out of nowhere in the middle of the movie.

In the middle of the second movie, at that.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Captain von Trapp posted:

The Emperor didn't get shanked out of nowhere in the middle of the movie.

It was at the end yeah.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

sponges posted:

In Return of the Jedi?

I would go so far as to say he's the only good part of ROTJ.

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 203 days!

sponges posted:

In Return of the Jedi?

He's an amazing character in the throne room scenes. Before that point he barely has a handful of lines in the series.

sponges
Sep 15, 2011

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

I would go so far as to say he's the only good part of ROTJ.

Nah, there’s lot of good poo poo in that movie. There’s also a lot of bad stuff

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

sponges posted:

Nah, there’s lot of good poo poo in that movie. There’s also a lot of bad stuff

The Ewoks killing the poo poo out of people is also good, and Luke's very cool leisurewear are great. Everything else is bloated and cokey, and if you were an adult in 1983, you were better off going to see Scarface instead if you wanted that.

sponges
Sep 15, 2011

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

The Ewoks killing the poo poo out of people is also good, and Luke's very cool leisurewear are great. Everything else is bloated and cokey, and if you were an adult in 1983, you were better off going to see Scarface instead if you wanted that.

Scarface is loving terrible

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

sponges posted:

Scarface is loving terrible

It is you who are mistaken. About a great many things.

sponges
Sep 15, 2011

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

It is you who are mistaken. About a great many things.

It’s a power fantasy for idiots who seemingly didn’t watch the climax. Tony Montana has one note throughout the whole loving movie.

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.
Where'd you get the beauty scar, tough guy? Eating pineapple?

sponges
Sep 15, 2011

K. Waste posted:

Where'd you get the beauty scar, tough guy? Eating pineapple?

Eating pussy! Lol

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Captain Splendid posted:

May the Force be equal to mass times acceleration.

From my perspective, the force is pressure over area!

UmOk
Aug 3, 2003

sponges posted:

It’s a power fantasy for idiots who seemingly didn’t watch the climax. Tony Montana has one note throughout the whole loving movie.

You claim it's a power fantasy and mention the climax in the same sentence.

Tender Bender
Sep 17, 2004

Snoke is a two-bit chump who relies on his ability to do parlor tricks to impress neofascists. The movie adequately conveys this.

forest spirit
Apr 6, 2009

Frigate Hetman Sahaidachny
First to Fight Scuttle, First to Fall Sink


UmOk posted:

You claim it's a power fantasy and mention the climax in the same sentence.

But certain people view dying in a hail of gunfire confirmation that you've entered gangster Valhalla. For normally adjusted people watching they'll view the palacial destruction and his death as his comeuppance

Unoriginal Name
Aug 1, 2006

by sebmojo

Tender Bender posted:

Snoke is a two-bit chump who relies on his ability to do parlor tricks to impress neofascists. The movie adequately conveys this.

By having him toss around the ostensible protagonist like a rag doll

galagazombie
Oct 31, 2011

A silly little mouse!

GuardianOfAsgaard posted:

Imagine it’s ‘83 and you’ve just seen RotJ. Who is the Emperor? What is his story? How did he become a Sith Lord and gain control of the Empire?

What’s the difference?

His very "name" (The Emperor) tells us what he does and how it relates both to the narrative and the setting. We'd spent the whole trilogy up to then seeing what the Empire was, how it worked, why it needed to fall, and that this rear end in a top hat was at the top of the totem-pole. Snoke has none of that. The First Order is undefined and inconsistent and thus his being "Supreme Leader" of it is meaningless to the audience. The sequels take place in an established universe with established workings and Snoke contradicts those. That requires an explanation which good old Sheev, being in an undefined setting, didn't need. For the comparison to be accurate the OT would have had to have had every mention of the Empire replace with something like "Regional Federation of Aligned Mercantile States" and the Emperor to never be mentioned until RoTJ on the Death Star II.

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.

Penpal posted:

But certain people view dying in a hail of gunfire confirmation that you've entered gangster Valhalla. For normally adjusted people watching they'll view the palacial destruction and his death as his comeuppance

Hot-take, which I assure you I make in good faith and not as an attack: "normally adjusted" is - however unconsciously - code for educated, white middle-class, and the perception that someone doesn't 'get' Scarface is directly correlated with how poor they are or how much they like hip-hop. What's dismissed in this false choice is the notion that Tony's death is both poetically just, and tragically expressive of the seemingly inescapable condition of poor, POC, and immigrants in America. See, also: The Mack.

Tender Bender
Sep 17, 2004

Unoriginal Name posted:

By having him toss around the ostensible protagonist like a rag doll

Yeah, that's one of his parlor tricks. He gets gutted like a fish two minutes later because of a situation he put himself in and did everything possible to enable, which is kind of the point because he's a dumbass. Some people seem to be regarding this as a mistake, like the creators got confused and accidentally filmed the main villain dying halfway through the second movie.

vvvvv

See this guy, who makes the argument that Snoke is nothing like the Emperor but then doesn't follow those thoughts to their logical conclusion.

galagazombie posted:

His very "name" (The Emperor) tells us what he does and how it relates both to the narrative and the setting. We'd spent the whole trilogy up to then seeing what the Empire was, how it worked, why it needed to fall, and that this rear end in a top hat was at the top of the totem-pole. Snoke has none of that. The First Order is undefined and inconsistent and thus his being "Supreme Leader" of it is meaningless to the audience. The sequels take place in an established universe with established workings and Snoke contradicts those. That requires an explanation which good old Sheev, being in an undefined setting, didn't need. For the comparison to be accurate the OT would have had to have had every mention of the Empire replace with something like "Regional Federation of Aligned Mercantile States" and the Emperor to never be mentioned until RoTJ on the Death Star II.

Captain von Trapp
Jan 23, 2006

I don't like it, and I'm sorry I ever had anything to do with it.

Tender Bender posted:

Some people seem to be regarding this as a mistake, like the creators got confused and accidentally filmed the main villain dying halfway through the second movie.

They kinda did. Kylo Ren, while a mass-murderer, is at this point verging on anti-hero status as the Rebellion and its protagonists were systematically cut down literally and/or metaphorically via the script's vaunted subversion.

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax

EugeneDebsWasCool posted:

Nobody knew that story in 1983. He was just a guy in his bathrobe with a bad case of eczema and lightning hands.

This line of reasoning is disingenuous bullshit.

Audiences have changed in the last 30+ years. The franchise has changed, storytelling has changed, in large part because of this very franchise. To pretend it should be evaluated in the same manner is purposefully obtuse.

UmOk
Aug 3, 2003
Movies should only be evaluated based on how they effect future movies in the franchise

TheDeadlyShoe
Feb 14, 2014

Snoke died the exact same way as Palpatine: he assumed he had control of his chief minion, and his minion killed him. It's even directly after he displays sufficient power with the force to be effectively immune to the protaganist. (It's not a parlor trick, it's establishing that Rey has no chance.) This is arrogance, canonically established as a flaw of the Sith and of antagonists in general.

The only thematic difference is that Vader lost everything to kill the Emperor and Kylo gained control of the entire galaxy, apparently.

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

TheDeadlyShoe posted:

Snoke died the exact same way as Palpatine: he assumed he had control of his chief minion, and his minion killed him.

Wrong. Vader died from his injuries in taking out Palpatine. He turned to the light side at the last minute and made the ultimate sacrifice.

Ben though simply assassinated his master and then tried to turn Rey. It was pretty loving lame in comparison (I mean, the entire idea that a Sith Lord would fall for that trick is laughable in and of itself).

Dr.Radical
Apr 3, 2011
Is Snoke even a legit Sith? Do they use the words “Sith Lord” at any point in the movie?

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax
How much money does TLJ make if it’s the same actors, same quality of acting/special effects, same beats and arcs but not a Star Wars movie?

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Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

Dr.Radical posted:

Is Snoke even a legit Sith? Do they use the words “Sith Lord” at any point in the movie?

He isn't and they don't.

The clue should be there's no Darth title.

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