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I mean if their comp has some gnarly rear end illegal poo poo it's probably actually good that someone finds it so those fuckers get locked up just, y'know, hope it's someone else who finds it so you don't have to see it yourself
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hanales posted:A million years ago when I was doing computer support I was installing software on computers at a clients. (Windows 98 machines for context). You get used to it pretty quickly. Well, so long as you have the right sort of personality. I'm not sure if that's the word I'm looking for, but that kind of job isn't for everyone. I imagine the same sort of thing goes for people like crime scene photographers etc.
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Its like how I used to get grossed out by goatse but now I can win a staring contest against that cherry red rectum.
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Jan 22, 2018 00:50
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Thank you for the implication that it blinks 
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The General posted:Turns out he had a hefty stash of grandma porn After what the other horror stories I am actually pleased by this one. Hell it seems positively life affirming.
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Jan 22, 2018 01:26
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that guy didn't snap his legs like matchsticks huh
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Jan 22, 2018 01:59
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Data Graham posted:Thank you for the implication that it blinks You clearly haven't started at it long enough 
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Jan 22, 2018 02:34
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U-DO Burger posted:that guy didn't snap his legs like matchsticks He never would have anyway - he never takes the safeties off.
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Jan 22, 2018 02:41
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Euphoriaphone posted:I think you're mistaken. The guy did exactly what he was planning to (a couple little tiny 2mm pushes; if you count he actually does 5, which is likely what he "planned"). He's clearly an idiot that didn't consider how precarious the stack of weights were (look at him pushing on them as he sits down and grabbing the handle when he gets up. I doubt he'd have done that if he was concerned about the stack). Grabbing the handle is how you get out of that seat.
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Jan 22, 2018 03:31
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The General posted:Do not go through peoples files if it's not relevant to the task at hand. In highschool, a teacher brought his computer down to the techlab because something was all fuckered up. So I decided to do some file wandering because "Why not?" C'mon, Piledriving Miss Daisy is a classic!
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This might make Vikings fans feel a bit better: https://v.redd.it/h9f6wnn3sib01/DASH_600_K
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The General posted:Do not go through peoples files if it's not relevant to the task at hand. In highschool, a teacher brought his computer down to the techlab because something was all fuckered up. So I decided to do some file wandering because "Why not?" hoo boy, I had a live-in guest at the first hotel I worked at that received a package. He opened it, found an unlabelled CD, said "I wonder what it is...can you put it in the computer back there and find out?"...a moment later I had to come back and tell him, truthfully, that it was a file named <CleverGrannyPornNameICan'tRemember>.mpg and no I wasn't going to go any further with it. It was fun to watch him stammer red-faced about how he didn't order that, how did it come to his address, it was a mistake, no wait, it was a prank, etc etc while I'm like "dude, this isn't even the third weirdest thing to happen this week, now take your granny porn and go"
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Gromit posted:You get used to it pretty quickly. Well, so long as you have the right sort of personality. I'm not sure if that's the word I'm looking for, but that kind of job isn't for everyone. I imagine the same sort of thing goes for people like crime scene photographers etc. Yeah, I spent years doing auto accident liability investigations for a few insurers and we would get the full AID police report on fatal accidents, including scene photos...which, fortunately, were usually in black & white. Last Wednesday, I investigated a frozen pipe rupture, which occurred in the morgue of a large funeral home.
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https://twitter.com/djhomicide/status/955273413630685184
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The General posted:Do not go through peoples files if it's not relevant to the task at hand. In highschool, a teacher brought his computer down to the techlab because something was all fuckered up. So I decided to do some file wandering because "Why not? I had to contact the FBI last year while doing a computer repair. I never went looking through people's files but in order for me to get to the hdd I open file explorer and the first screen in explorer is the most recent files opened and well you guessed it. Whole page full of super young girls. I wasn't just gonna leave that poo poo, do my job and let that poo poo go. Never thought I'd have an FBI agent and NYPD detective on separate occasions ask me if I was 100 percent sure it was little girls.
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If I was working on someone's computer and found illegal porn I'd almost certainly just let it go because they can always just argue that I put it on there myself. Then I'm stuck in a giant legal clusterfuck and/or beaten to death.
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Jan 22, 2018 07:32
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A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:If I was working on someone's computer and found illegal porn I'd almost certainly just let it go because they can always just argue that I put it on there myself. Then I'm stuck in a giant legal clusterfuck and/or beaten to death. Modern file systems keep track of file creation, modification, and last-accessed times, so it's trivial to counter that argument.
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Actuarial Fables posted:Modern file systems keep track of file creation, modification, and last-accessed times, so it's trivial to counter that argument. Those are for the user’s convenience. They can be changed at will.
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Platystemon posted:Those are for the user’s convenience. The kind of people who know how to change those settings and the kind of people who leave folders of child porn open on their desktop during repairs are different kinds of people. "He left those files behind sir! Trying to frame me." "Mm hm. So why does your internet history have 'how change file create date' in it and why was the folder created four years earlier?"
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A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:If I was working on someone's computer and found illegal porn I'd almost certainly just let it go because they can always just argue that I put it on there myself. Then I'm stuck in a giant legal clusterfuck and/or beaten to death. Actually, if you are working on someone's computer and find illegal porn and the person is later found out, and it's demonstrated that you saw it but didn't tell anyone, you can be charged as an accessory to the crime.  Also good for you letting a pedophile keep on doing what they're doing and all
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I'm on team "immediately call the cops if you find child porn."
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I played the imgar random image game a bit but quit after finding child porn. From there it as send emails to the FBI and imgar, close the browser, and feel unclean to this day.
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Sagebrush posted:Actually, if you are working on someone's computer and find illegal porn and the person is later found out, and it's demonstrated that you saw it but didn't tell anyone, you can be charged as an accessory to the crime.
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Strudel Man posted:I'm pretty skeptical of this, to be honest. There are specific laws mandating reporting in some jurisdictions. Here is California’s, Penal Code 11166. quote:(2) A commercial computer technician who has knowledge of or observes, within the scope of his or her professional capacity or employment, any representation of information, data, or an image, including, but not limited to, any computer hardware, computer software, computer file, computer floppy disk, data storage medium, CD-ROM, computer-generated equipment, or computer-generated image that is retrievable in perceivable form and that is intentionally saved, transmitted, or organized on an electronic medium, depicting a child under 16 years of age engaged in an act of sexual conduct, shall immediately, or as soon as practicably possible, telephonically report the instance of suspected abuse to the law enforcement agency located in the county in which the images or materials are seen. As soon as practicably possible after receiving the information concerning the incident, the reporter shall prepare and send, fax, or electronically transmit a written followup report of the incident with a brief description of the images or materials.
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Platystemon posted:There are specific laws mandating reporting in some jurisdictions. Here is California’s, Penal Code 11166. It's a separate misdemeanor, not actually accessory to the possession of child pornography, but still. How about that.
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Strudel Man posted:Huh. I was aware of mandated reporting in the context of people who directly interact with kids, teachers and such. Didn't realize it extended to computer techs, too. I’m no lawyer, but I think a technician would escape an accessory conviction if they dropped everything and handed the computer back the moment they found the incriminating material. They would still be looking at the failure to report in jurisdictions where that is a crime. A person could open themselves to accessory charges by moving, destroying, or hiding the files, or even by repairing the computer. Platystemon has a new favorite as of 10:33 on Jan 22, 2018 |
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It's simple. You either do 50 pushes with 50 kg each or you do 5 with 500 kg. Either way you push 2500 kg total. It's called math kids. Look it up. 
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Well ~actually~ I believe you do build more muscle by doing fewer reps of a heavier load than more reps of an easy weight. Something about having to overload your muscles to cause growth. That said I doubt it works very well when you press your knees into position with your hands and only do 5cm of movement because it's too heavy to fully extend and contract your legs more than once
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zero reps at infinite weight
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thatbastardken posted:zero reps at infinite weight My mother in law trying to stand?
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Sagebrush posted:Also good for you letting a pedophile keep on doing what they're doing and all i'd feel bad about it but it's preferable to dying
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How would you die?
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Solice Kirsk posted:How would you die? They said earlier they'd be worried about reporting it and being blamed for putting it on the computer. Which, honestly, that mentality and the tone they're taking with this is pretty worrisome.
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That still wouldn't kill you.
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Solice Kirsk posted:How would you die? 1. I report crime 2. Criminal retaliates
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A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:1. I report crime From jail?
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A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:1. I report crime They are not southamerican crime lords. They are perverts who look up pictures of naked children on the internet. What are they gonna do? Google me to death?
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