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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Let’s mix cronyism, religion, open theft, screwing the poor rural, republicans controlled house/senate/governor, and gently caress I don’t know what else into a bowl and see what happens!

https://www.desmoinesregister.com/s...yis/1055777001/

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VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

Perhaps the most damning proof of how bad the Air Force is at paperwork.

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

I bet ol Mitch is gonna do the right thing this time

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Health inspector: A lack of proper cleaning routines, dirty and greasy filters, greasy and encrusted deep fat fryer, dirty, cracked and stained food preparation surfaces, dirty, cracked and missing wall and floor tiles, dirty, marked and stained utensils, dirty and greasy interior surfaces of the ventilator hood, inadequate temperature control and storage of dangerous foodstuffs, storage of cooked and raw meat in same trays, storage of raw meat above confectionery with consequent dripping of meat juices onto cream products, refrigerator seals loose and cracked, ice box undefrosted, and refrigerator overstocked. Food handling routines suspect, evidence of smoking in food preparation area, dirty and grubby food handling overalls, lack of wash hand basin - which you gave us a verbal assurance you'll have installed at our last visit six months ago - and two dead pigeons in the water tank.

Donald Tromp: Otherwise OK?

lol

oh n/m i thought the first part was real

Gaukler
Oct 9, 2012


sugar free jazz posted:

I bet ol Mitch is gonna do the right thing this time

Maybe, but he doesn’t seem suicidal...

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


flashy_mcflash posted:

Am I just misunderstanding this whole process or isn't this a good thing and not the Dems caving in any way? They are allowing the government to function for three more weeks, ensured the funding of CHIP, and if a Republican plan is tabled to deport the Dreamers, they can shut down again after those three weeks?

How is this caving?

no, you see, we like it more when we can just continue to blindly rage at both parties

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no

flashy_mcflash posted:

How is this caving?
Because three days ago they voted no on essentially the same thing.

Space T Rex
Sep 15, 2007

Your title was so old it used HTML which isn't even allowed in titles anymore what the hell
Didn't they try to cave sooner and trump said no twice? lol

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

flashy_mcflash posted:

Am I just misunderstanding this whole process or isn't this a good thing and not the Dems caving in any way? They are allowing the government to function for three more weeks, ensured the funding of CHIP, and if a Republican plan is tabled to deport the Dreamers, they can shut down again after those three weeks?

How is this caving?
I think people just wanted the government shutdown forever.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
hrm

Orkin Mang fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Jan 23, 2018

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Right. Remember how 2013 hurt the R so much?

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Burt Sexual posted:

Right. Remember how 2013 hurt the R so much?

trump hosed a porno star. nice

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Orkin Mang posted:

trump hosed a porno star. nice

Actually a net pos

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Orkin Mang posted:

trump hosed a porno star. nice

Honestly surprised Trump paid her without giving himself the Trump discount.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Orkin Mang posted:

trump hosed a porno star. nice

:hf:

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Burt Sexual posted:

Actually a net pos

Net pos my porn hole

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



ruddiger posted:

Net pos my porn hole

rep my dem hole

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

sugar free jazz posted:

I bet ol Mitch is gonna do the right thing this time

Gaukler posted:

Maybe, but he doesn’t seem suicidal...

there's a lol

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
bit of hankie pankie with a porno star, on the downlow. don, u scoundrel

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
https://twitter.com/maggieserota/status/955443796573081602

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Trump, for his part, is frustrated that he’s not getting more credit for positive news like the booming stock market and low unemployment numbers. In recent days, he told a longtime friend that the national polls, which put his approval numbers in the low 30s, are under-representing the real number. Trump insisted his approval rating is in the high 50s. The friend challenged him, but Trump didn’t want to hear it. He soon ended the call.

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

nooneofconsequence posted:

Trump, for his part, is frustrated that he’s not getting more credit for positive news like the booming stock market and low unemployment numbers. In recent days, he told a longtime friend that the national polls, which put his approval numbers in the low 30s, are under-representing the real number. Trump insisted his approval rating is in the high 50s. The friend challenged him, but Trump didn’t want to hear it. He soon ended the call.

That friend is getting the IRS so far up their rear end lol

Chernobyl baby
Jul 19, 2011

Dr.Caligari posted:

Even the once legit Christians are slowly dragged into this. My boss is also a preacher of 20+ years and was literally just today talking about how many of his parishioners have a CCW (including him) . For, you know, when a terrorist will totally bust into the church shooting.

I want to ask what that first commandment is again , but I know it’s pointless. The Bible lawyering is really next level poo poo.

I also can’t reconcile someone who has dedicated their life to non-profit work as well as clergy work getting a hard-on at the idea of shooting a ‘bad guy’

In europe (or at least my birth country) a lot of our political parties are Christian and they're all leftist or at least centre left, by their own admission, and far left by American standards, because they take Jesus' lessons to heart

I wonder why. Maybe it's because America is all broke brains? *thinky man emote*

Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013

Dr.Caligari posted:

Even the once legit Christians are slowly dragged into this. My boss is also a preacher of 20+ years and was literally just today talking about how many of his parishioners have a CCW (including him) . For, you know, when a terrorist will totally bust into the church shooting.

I want to ask what that first commandment is again , but I know it’s pointless. The Bible lawyering is really next level poo poo.

I also can’t reconcile someone who has dedicated their life to non-profit work as well as clergy work getting a hard-on at the idea of shooting a ‘bad guy’

lmbo, chris morris was ahead of his time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAQy8v0d_qo

Shwqa
Feb 13, 2012

Reince Penis posted:

That friend is getting the IRS so far up their rear end lol

Just wait 15 minutes and Trump will have forgotten the whole situation.

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/955566385991766016

https://twitter.com/ryanlcooper/status/955476236557484032

:iceburn:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
guys


i know that the phrase "Nothing Matters" has been repeated ad nauseam but seriously.



Nothing


Matters

Chernobyl baby
Jul 19, 2011
It's kindof impressive how Christian America is despite 99% of them having never read the new testament. Like they read a few pages of the old and gave up

It's just funny to me. I guess I would identify as Gnostic and don't put too much credibility into the bible but here we have an entire country use the bible as their moral compass but never having read the entire g*ddamn thing

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
We coulda explored the stars and now we are pissing on each other's legs

Lol

Iakona
Jan 24, 2006

Holy poo poo the person who 8 years ago said the guillotine wasn't made of plastic. Can we eat the rich yet?

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
I don't think it was caving because I don't think Senate Ds were very concerned with protecting DACA recipients anyway, I think they've been written off. IMO the goal was just to force a quick shutdown exactly at Tupmr's 1 year anniversary and as Jose said, get possible Presidential candidates on record as voting the way they did. I don't think it's a smart plan but it was very well executed.

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Burt Sexual posted:

There’s truth to China subsidizing their production of solar panels, but that’s nothing like our subsidizing the same including installation and operation. :confused:

Remember when people were absolutely furious about Obama subsidizing Solyndra in an attempt to encourage solar panel production?

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

Chernobyl baby posted:

It's kindof impressive how Christian America is despite 99% of them having never read the new testament. Like they read a few pages of the old and gave up

It's just funny to me. I guess I would identify as Gnostic and don't put too much credibility into the bible but here we have an entire country use the bible as their moral compass but never having read the entire g*ddamn thing

Paraphrasing this, but Kurt Cobain Ghandi once said: "I like your Christ, but your Christians are a bunch of a shitfucking asswipes."

Panzeh
Nov 27, 2006

"..The high ground"

Chernobyl baby posted:

It's kindof impressive how Christian America is despite 99% of them having never read the new testament. Like they read a few pages of the old and gave up

It's just funny to me. I guess I would identify as Gnostic and don't put too much credibility into the bible but here we have an entire country use the bible as their moral compass but never having read the entire g*ddamn thing

Mein Kampf is far more relevant to christianity than the bible because the bible is basically Mein Kampf 0.9.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Teriyaki Koinku posted:

Remember when people were absolutely furious about Obama subsidizing Solyndra in an attempt to encourage solar panel production?

Remember when Sean Hannity had roundtables about Obama wearing a tan suit and asking for dijon mustard

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
I wonder if Doland ever stops to lol that he's president.

Space T Rex
Sep 15, 2007

Your title was so old it used HTML which isn't even allowed in titles anymore what the hell
they lost their mind when obama put his feet on the oval office desk. but their favorite special boy campaigned that he would commit actual war crimes and kill the innocent families of known terrorists.


lol do it, you wont

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Space T Rex posted:

they lost their mind when obama put his feet on the oval office desk. but their favorite special boy campaigned that he would commit actual war crimes and kill the innocent families of known terrorists.


lol do it, you wont

That's our Donny!



*cue sitcom music*

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Chernobyl baby
Jul 19, 2011

Panzeh posted:

Mein Kampf is far more relevant to christianity than the bible because the bible is basically Mein Kampf 0.9.

That sounds pretty reasonable assuming you're a piece of poo poo

Lol America

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