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SomethingJones posted:Calling All Devs
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Jan 23, 2018 02:14
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SomethingJones posted:He has his hood up, therefore he is cold, therefore this is an Austin Dev He has his hood up because he's embarrassed and trying to keep a low profile before his departure from the company in a couple of weeks time.
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Jan 23, 2018 02:16
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e:nvm img tags just broke for me
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Jan 23, 2018 02:22
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Basicly, with regards to the CIG  situation it comes down to the commandos relying on the chewbacca defense:
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Jan 23, 2018 02:22
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So they're going to start work on one of the original 5 ships sometime in the later half of the year, and there is a distinct chance it won't be done until sometime in 2019. I'd ask if backers were upset by this news but I already know the answer.
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Jan 23, 2018 02:24
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Virtual Captain posted:I found a little more time: 
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Jan 23, 2018 02:26
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Jan 23, 2018 02:26
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Virtual Captain posted:I found a little more time: <3
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Jan 23, 2018 02:32
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Virtual Captain posted:I found a little more time: 
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Jan 23, 2018 02:35
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So....? This just in Dev unit tests code. What does she think normally happens?
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Jan 23, 2018 02:42
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Looks like the dude blew up a spaceship full of boxes
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Jan 23, 2018 02:48
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XK posted:Why would you make people have insurance for vehicles in a game? Because when everything is about money, some loving idiot thinks that making some nerd buy a ship for $300, and forget to pay insurance, is going to make them buy another for $300 when it gets blown up. Some people may genuinely be this stupid, but the reality is the populace would throw huge upheavals of rage. This is all part of why the very core design of Star Citizen is terrible. Just nobody wants to realize it yet.
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Jan 23, 2018 02:48
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"Nice server... would be a shame if something were to happen to it."
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Jan 23, 2018 02:53
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The Titanic posted:This is all part of why the very core design of Star Citizen is terrible. Just nobody wants to realize it yet. Nice try, FUDoonie. Star Citizen's design will reshape the genre when it is released in 2014 before it gets stale.
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Jan 23, 2018 02:55
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SomethingJones posted:Calling All Devs Translated
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Jan 23, 2018 02:58
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Rust is leaving Early Access next month after four years in developmentquote:The announcement was made in a blog post by Rust designer Garry Newman, which detailed what, exactly, the game's transition from Early Access to its version 1.0 release will mean. And that can probably be summarised as 'not all that much, beyond a price increase'.
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Jan 23, 2018 03:02
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You think rendering chats comes for free, pal? The letter P alone is comprised over 15,000 polygons! Many of them eight sided! Don’t believe me? Look it up, motherfucker, I’ll wait. So you want to yell “I parped myself like a poopy programmer that pilfered pledges from pedophiles”, well nice job dummy. That’s like 100 million little triangles or something. But wait dipshit- we still have to render and track those chats on the server for EVERY SINGLE PLAYER THAT GETS THEM. So in reality that works out to... I don’t know... a zillion trillion polys? I’m bad at math. Anyway, that’s the price you pay for FIDELITY, Sparky. Don’t like it? Then the answer is obvious: SHUT THE gently caress UP! And... scene. Got a refund.
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Jan 23, 2018 03:08
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Hobold posted:Good lord this was painful to read. There is still no design document. Let’s wrap our minds around that fact, just savor it, and swallow it along with the bitter bile of crushed dreams. Without it they can’t plan, they can’t predict, they can’t make any accurate statements about the future at all. The game is hosed, and it’s all Chris’ fault.
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Jan 23, 2018 03:09
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SoftNum posted:So....? This just in Dev unit tests code. What does she think normally happens? I think it's supposed to invoke some sort of caring for the dev's themselves OMG that one coder I saw on ATV last week is IN GAME RIGHT NOW I better go join him RIGHT NOW and we can talk about all the COOL space adventures that will be possible soon!! That's the world CIG live in, they think they're all rock stars that people want an autograph
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Jan 23, 2018 03:12
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iospace posted:I still find it hilarious that CIG decided to try to piggyback on top of an existing engine. Frontier decided to make their own engine which, apart from instancing issues, works very well. The problem is that Frontier has been building games and staying current with technology and networking capabilities. CR had an idea. He didn’t have the skills to even build himself a baby demo to show off. He relied on the shoulders of CryTek to make his dream come true. But he lied about it all. Even showed videos of himself “programming”, had his wife talk about his late night power coding sprees (while she herself not joking talked about her multiple degrees, hilarious marine biology and shoes and marketing stories the likes of which were hugely unbelievable). So, there you go. A company built on lies from day zero. With CRs hubris and complete lack of appreciation, he decided it was a good idea to piss all over the people who got him where he was.
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Jan 23, 2018 03:14
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Virtual Captain posted:I found a little more time: Artwork of this caliber shouldn't be monopolized by goons. Surely the men of taste on reddit would appreciate its genius.
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Jan 23, 2018 03:17
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FlyingKipper posted:There is still no design document. Let’s wrap our minds around that fact, just savor it, and swallow it along with the bitter bile of crushed dreams. I defended this poo poo show for a couple years. They did a really good job of looking like they were actually making progress, before most of the original bunch left. Now its just loving painful to think they don't even have something as simple as a roadmap this many years in. Not even a basic framework. Just a list of promises, without any kind of feasibility work up.
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Jan 23, 2018 03:19
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This is great news and I want to thank you for getting me into this game. It's still fun even though I am really bad at it.
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Jan 23, 2018 03:30
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The Titanic posted:CR had an idea. While I understand and agree with your point, claiming that Chris had an idea is a little generous. He had an inkling, at best a notion. The rest of this mess was just a perfect storm of people, at every step along the way, failing to rein him in. Like a giant toddler who finally gets to dress himself and ends up choking on a sock.
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Jan 23, 2018 03:43
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Toops posted:I don’t personally stand with anyone who obsessively brags on the internet about how great and rich they are. His words almost resemble those of a nice person, but his actions reek of pure vanity and self aggrandizement. He “donates” obscene amounts of money to one of the most unethical for-profit companies I’ve ever seen, uses them as tax write-offs like he’s hand-delivering clean water and goats to starving African villages, and then posts pictures of his receipts and file folders while hi-fiving himself about his disposable income. Can’t help but to agree with this. I guess the “a good Star Citizen supporter” bar is pretty low at this point. 
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Jan 23, 2018 03:44
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SomethingJones posted:Calling All Devs this was a worthy read. Thanks for taking the time
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Jan 23, 2018 03:50
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Regrettable posted:Good news, friend! You won't need to call that supervisor after all.  You should print this out and hang it around other real diplomas and degrees and certificates, just to see who is paying attention.
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Jan 23, 2018 03:51
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Guy in the middle looks like he fell out of an episode of Deadliest Catch: 80’s Wannabe Nerd Episode.
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Jan 23, 2018 03:56
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Oh oh my god. This is almost too much for this thread to handle.
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Jan 23, 2018 03:59
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Scruffpuff posted:Nice try, FUDoonie. Star Citizen's design will reshape the genre when it is released in 2014 before it gets stale. Well in -4 years we’ll know for sure! I personally believe everything Boo Huxley says and it’s totally unbiased and 100% real.
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Jan 23, 2018 04:05
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SPERMCUBE.ORG posted:While I understand and agree with your point, claiming that Chris had an idea is a little generous. He had an inkling, at best a notion. The rest of this mess was just a perfect storm of people, at every step along the way, failing to rein him in. Like a giant toddler who finally gets to dress himself and ends up choking on a sock. Oh friend, he’s had an idea. That idea is WW2 in space. Now this is, unfortunately, the only idea he’s ever had. But it is an idea. He’s been doing this idea since like what, 1995 or something? I’d love to see a game from the Stimpire guy, fueled by the art of AdzAdama. Sadly for these guys though, as CR has discovered, artwork, no matter how good, doesn’t make game code magically appear out of thin air and form into your hugely complex video game.
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Jan 23, 2018 04:10
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SomethingJones posted:Calling All Devs That was...  Yeah folks, you should totally trust these chucklefucks to make a game with $176M. ----------------
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Jan 23, 2018 04:13
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DapperDon posted:This is great news and I want to thank you for getting me into this game. It's still fun even though I am really bad at it.
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Jan 23, 2018 04:32
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I'm excited that Subnautica is having its launch livestream tomorrow. Hopefully it'll start a few hours late and put aside some time for the devs to air their personal grievances so the experience isn't too disorientating.
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Jan 23, 2018 04:51
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Dusty Lens posted:I'm excited that Subnautica is having its launch livestream tomorrow. Unknown Worlds has no clue about game development.
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Jan 23, 2018 04:56
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These are the ideas Chris Roberts has had in his life: Cinematic space sim Cinematic space sim 2 Cinematic flight sim Cinematic space sim + Elite Cinematic space sim + Elite 2 Cinematic space sim 3, 4 etc. with Microsoft: Off-brand cinematic space sim Off-brand cinematic space sim 2 And now, Cinematic space sim + multiplayer Where does he get all these ideas!?
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Jan 23, 2018 05:14
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SomethingJones posted:Calling All Devs Hmm I skipped through that mostly, but half the people look surprised to even be there, the 2nd to last dude Hobo has to ask him 2 or 3 times if he is ready 'remember we spoke about this... do you have time for me now?' like gently caress guys, get it together If you're not going to tape things a day or two in advance, at least get everyone on board It's funny how their production quality has gone from wannabe AAA studio now it's sliding downhill to crappy webcam videos with a hobo sitting 2 inches from the camera
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D_Smart posted:That was... I have a feeling you backed starbound didnt you?
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