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EBB: Feb 15, 2005

is this a life hack for butt sex

# ? Jan 18, 2018 19:36

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 14:46

Diarrhea Elemental: Apr 2, 2012; Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

I don't care how many times you wash that loving thing out, HELL NO.

# ? Jan 18, 2018 19:50

ManMythLegend: Aug 18, 2003; I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Naked Bear posted:

https://twitter.com/nprmusic/status/953992228581662720

https://www.npr.org/2018/01/18/578800243/andrew-w-k-takes-responsibility-for-causing-speeding-with-sonic-party-power

Andrew WK rules.

# ? Jan 19, 2018 00:41

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

# ? Jan 19, 2018 00:46

Ceiling fan: Dec 26, 2003; I really like ceilings.; Dead Man’s Band

Diarrhea Elemental posted:

I don't care how many times you wash that loving thing out, HELL NO.

Hey, before I joined the military and got stationed in San Antoinio, I said I'd never put that in my mouth. And that was before DADT got repealed.

# ? Jan 19, 2018 00:50

ManMythLegend: Aug 18, 2003; I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

is this a life hack for butt sex

Idgi and gently caress trying to Google it to find out.

Fake edit: like I have idea what's going on but not sure.

# ? Jan 19, 2018 00:54

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

It's like using mouthwash before you kiss someone, but upside down.

# ? Jan 19, 2018 00:56

ManMythLegend: Aug 18, 2003; I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Zeris posted:

It's like using mouthwash before you kiss someone, but upside down.

I hope they're using something then siracha. :ohdear:

# ? Jan 19, 2018 01:08

mlmp08: Jul 11, 2004; Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration; Nap Ghost

Assuming it's not some dumb concoction, a warm water anal douche is a good way to ensure no surprises and tidy up the ole butthole.

# ? Jan 19, 2018 01:42

pantslesswithwolves: Oct 28, 2008

I think I may have told this story here, but even if so, it�s good enough to share again. In 2004, some of my friends who worked at our college radio station helped organize a concert at this amphitheater on campus. Andrew WK was the headliner. I spent all day smoking blunts and drinking rum, so when AWK takes the stage, I�m legit torched and having an awesome time crowdsurfing and jumping off stage. He closed with Party Hard and invited anyone who could fit on the stage to come up and dance.

Afterwards, I�m backstage talking with my friends, and I notice Andrew WK talking with some others. I yell �Andrew WK! You are all that is awesome!� and he looks at me, storms over, grabs me by both of my shoulders and yells back, �NO! WE are all that is awesome!� and hugs me. All I could to was bellow out �YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!� in response.

I saw him in late 2016 during his Power of Positive Partying speaking tour, where he stayed behind and talked with everyone who wanted to speak to him. I recounted the story, and he got a big kick out of it. Dude�s a straight up decent person who really seems to love his fans.

# ? Jan 19, 2018 02:01

Terrible Robot: Jul 2, 2010; FRIED CHICKEN; Slippery Tilde

pantslesswithwolves posted:

I think I may have told this story here, but even if so, it�s good enough to share again. In 2004, some of my friends who worked at our college radio station helped organize a concert at this amphitheater on campus. Andrew WK was the headliner. I spent all day smoking blunts and drinking rum, so when AWK takes the stage, I�m legit torched and having an awesome time crowdsurfing and jumping off stage. He closed with Party Hard and invited anyone who could fit on the stage to come up and dance.

Afterwards, I�m backstage talking with my friends, and I notice Andrew WK talking with some others. I yell �Andrew WK! You are all that is awesome!� and he looks at me, storms over, grabs me by both of my shoulders and yells back, �NO! WE are all that is awesome!� and hugs me. All I could to was bellow out �YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!� in response.

I saw him in late 2016 during his Power of Positive Partying speaking tour, where he stayed behind and talked with everyone who wanted to speak to him. I recounted the story, and he got a big kick out of it. Dude�s a straight up decent person who really seems to love his fans.

I love this story and Andrew WK

# ? Jan 19, 2018 02:19

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Fun makes me sick

# ? Jan 19, 2018 02:29

bengy81: May 8, 2010

Man, the Party Party was the political party the US needed...

# ? Jan 19, 2018 03:08

ManMythLegend: Aug 18, 2003; I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

pantslesswithwolves posted:

I think I may have told this story here, but even if so, it’s good enough to share again. In 2004, some of my friends who worked at our college radio station helped organize a concert at this amphitheater on campus. Andrew WK was the headliner. I spent all day smoking blunts and drinking rum, so when AWK takes the stage, I’m legit torched and having an awesome time crowdsurfing and jumping off stage. He closed with Party Hard and invited anyone who could fit on the stage to come up and dance.

Afterwards, I’m backstage talking with my friends, and I notice Andrew WK talking with some others. I yell “Andrew WK! You are all that is awesome!” and he looks at me, storms over, grabs me by both of my shoulders and yells back, “NO! WE are all that is awesome!” and hugs me. All I could to was bellow out “YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!” in response.

I saw him in late 2016 during his Power of Positive Partying speaking tour, where he stayed behind and talked with everyone who wanted to speak to him. I recounted the story, and he got a big kick out of it. Dude’s a straight up decent person who really seems to love his fans.

Yeah, the first time the I saw him he did the same thing when he closed with party hard. At some point a guy in a wheelchair ends up at the front of the stage next to Andrew WK and is just dancing the poo poo out of his wheelchair. AWK sees the guy, smiles, then he reaches down, puts the guy up on his shoulders and the two of them go dancing around the stage like mother loving Master Blaster.

Andrew WK rules.

# ? Jan 19, 2018 12:30

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

http://www.gfycat.com/InsignificantFeistyIberianemeraldlizard :nws:

# ? Jan 20, 2018 01:29

Proud Christian Mom: Dec 20, 2006; READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

http://www.gfycat.com/InsignificantFeistyIberianemeraldlizard

The robots know what we like

# ? Jan 20, 2018 01:41

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

This is how you get Skynet.

# ? Jan 20, 2018 01:58

A Bad Poster: Sep 25, 2006; Seriously, shut the fuck up.

Gives a whole new meaning to "we've got to do something about these loving drones."

# ? Jan 20, 2018 02:29

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

What a time to be alive

# ? Jan 20, 2018 02:42

Nuclear Tourist: Apr 7, 2005

God Bless America :patriot:

# ? Jan 20, 2018 02:48

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

What a time to be alive

# ? Jan 20, 2018 03:01

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

drunk thread returns: we've got to do something about these loving drones

# ? Jan 20, 2018 04:07

The Pi dude: Oct 19, 2013; Buglord

"Cum with me if you want to live."

# ? Jan 20, 2018 04:31

not caring here: Feb 22, 2012; blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

I hope that's just the pilots side gig and he's rescuing people out of the ocean or choppering out flood victims probably in the middle of a hurricane.

# ? Jan 20, 2018 06:16

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

not caring here posted:

I hope that's just the pilots side gig and he's rescuing people out of the ocean or choppering out flood victims probably in the middle of a hurricane.

Nah, we know what pays the bills

# ? Jan 20, 2018 06:50