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Flaccid Trip
Apr 29, 2008

Processed paperwork concerning a 'Neo Castle' the other day, who I'm pretty sure is not a human, but a sentient video game cartridge from the '90s.

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Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





Dick Butt

No I'm not even kidding. Also probably the most taciturn person I've ever shared space with, go figure...

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
I just found out I work with a guy with the last name "Boner". My section chief was reading off names of people she needed for this task and the last one was Boner and of course I involuntarily snorted.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

learnincurve posted:

My adopted daughter is named after a vengeance demon from Buffy the vampire slayer.

Anya isn't that unusual a name, but nice setup.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Charisma but without a hard c.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

rodbeard posted:

Charisma but without a hard c.

best if it's a throaty kh

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

rodbeard posted:

Charisma but without a hard c.

Are we still talking about actors from Buffy? According to Charisma Carpenter, her parents named her after a perfume. Probably the one made by Avon, since it was first released in 1968 and she was born in 1970.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


There's a North Carolina state judge named Richard Boner

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

There's a North Carolina state judge named Richard Boner

Richard Bone is the musical artist behind many songs I've come across on the Soundscapes channel

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


rodbeard posted:

Charisma but without a hard c.

I recently became aware of someone named Quirizzma

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Some kid came up with Gyiyana as an English name. Pronounced "Guiana." She is not French.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Blanca Blanco.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Dick wolf, speed weed.

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet
it's the Buckley mock thread spiral except instead of loss the center is Speed Weed

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK

Pastry of the Year posted:

computer, boot up the database of recently booked inmates and show me the absolute worst possible first name for a black guy



For a second I thought this guy's name was "Inmate Mugshot".

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

Saw a Danielle Wiener-Bonner in the wild, which is one N away from being an amazing name

knife_of_justice
Aug 12, 2007

103 and still BITCHIN'

This is probably a kooky Easter egg planted by Brit Marling, and actually a coded cypher which translates to: "something that fans will obsess over but will ultimately prove to be inconclusive".

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004132/

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
Anita Bathe.

prayer group
May 31, 2011

$#$%^&@@*!!!
One of the last people at the bar I work at last night was a woman named Ching-I Chang Bigelow. What the gently caress.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

poop dood posted:

One of the last people at the bar I work at last night was a woman named Ching-I Chang Bigelow. What the gently caress.

Is your bar located in a Rob Schneider movie?

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Bobby Cherry, only because if they aren't stripper or pornstar that's a waste.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?
Customer service rep named Justuss Counts

bamhand
Apr 15, 2010
Interviewing someone named Ding Dong today. The onomatopoeia for the sound a door bell makes is also Ding Dong in Chinese so it's not just a different language thing.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

There's a local news anchor with the last name horvatits.

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?
Just saw a baby name announced on Facebook: Ferguson Allston. (Changed one letter in the last name for privacy)

Flaccid Trip
Apr 29, 2008

Lasonya and Flesha.

Not related, but both awful, awful names.

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Seanix Zenobia

I don't know if he chose that name or his parents gave it to him but he builds tree houses for a living.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016


Please tell me he's a urologist.

Tactical Shitpost
Jun 13, 2016

Grevling posted:

Please tell me he's a urologist.
Sadly, it's Emergency Medicine according to google.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
I've met that guy, he's pretty hardcore.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Rest In Penis

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StandardToast
Feb 13, 2012

Overheard a coworker telling another co-worker a story about someone she knew with the last name of Orel, who then married someone with the last name of Annel. I'm having a hard time believing it's actually true, a la oranjelo/lemonjelo nonsense. I was glad she couldn't see me rolling my eyes so hard i went blind for a minute.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay
Read a true crime book and one of the people mentioned was called Dick Deposit. And the author referred to him as Dick Deposit constantly instead of just using his last name.

Dick Deposit.

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marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Oh boy, to be alive today, and especially a teenage woman, with the last name Maykuk.

Also just enrolled someone named Princess Diana; interestingly, she was born before Diana's death.

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