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Anony Mouse posted:Actual porn addict or normal human male? Let's find out! I like how she sets up an impossible situation and then tries to play it off about it being about his lying rather than her super weird hangups.
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Vargatron posted:Also, let me pose this question: Does jerking off to hentai/cartoons constitute cheating? There's no actual IRL women involved. If you're jerking off to hentai there's also no IRL women involved for you to cheat on
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PetraCore posted:I still see people making GBS threads on scorpios and it's as hilarious as it is stupid.
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CheesyDog posted:If you're jerking off to hentai there's also no IRL women involved for you to cheat on hahahaha, fair enough my dude.
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Jan 23, 2018 22:21
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Anony Mouse posted:Actual porn addict or normal human male? Let's find out! Good to see there are still r/r posts about young women being utterly scandalized that their boyfriends watch porn sometimes, some things never change 24 seems kind of old for it, though, usually they're like 19 at most
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My (28m) gf (29f) of 3 years quit her high paying job a 1.5 year ago and wants me to get a second job to support herquote:Hey reddit I’m at my wit ends here and need some advice a year and a half ago my gf decided to quit her high paying job to pursue her dream of being a hair dresser. Suffice to say she isn’t bringing in the amount of clients she wants so money isn’t coming like it use to for her. Now me I work and have always been able to take care of myself and was able to save money on the side after paying all my bills before she quit her job, now she doesn’t drive so it’s up to me to pick her up from work (if she had a client that day)and run whatever errands she needs done and take her home mind you we live completely on the other side of town from each other so on average I’m filling up my gas tank twice a week. Now she doesn’t cook so I usually end up buying food for us so with everything coming together my money has been tight. Then she decides to tell me I need to put in more effort in our relationship cause I’m not bringing in moneyfor us to go anywhere, so she tells me to get a second job. Fuuuuuuuuuck you lady. Goddamn. And it's really her fault she isn't making money. My cousin has a cosmetology license and makes really good money, sets her own hours, has clients who have followed her through her various stints at different salons... You have to be willing to hustle and work hard though, which the OP's girlfriend is definitely not up for doing.
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Jan 23, 2018 22:24
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Relationships post from 2035: "Is using the holodeck to have sex with simulations cheating"
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Ham Sandwiches posted:Relationships post from 2035: "Is using the holodeck to have sex with simulations cheating" "Caveat: I'm having sex with a hologram of my wife because she is a FRIGID BITCH!!!"
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Relationships 2035: My SO has sex with a virtual avatar of me in the holodeck... but likes to do degrading stuff we'd never do irl. Is this healthy?
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Skutter posted:My (28m) gf (29f) of 3 years quit her high paying job a 1.5 year ago and wants me to get a second job to support her Quitting a high-paying job to pursue your dream of cutting hair, then failing at that, also seems like a sitcom premise
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Ham Sandwiches posted:Relationships 2035: My SO has sex with a virtual avatar of me in the holodeck... but likes to do degrading stuff we'd never do irl. Is this healthy? 
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Stardate 342.45. I was initially excited to be part of the environmental engineering crews on the Enterprise. After one week spent squeegeeing Barclay's jizz off a holodeck wall I'm really hoping we encounter some weird space fungus that will eat my brain.
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my (27f) husbot (300m) does not refill nutrient paste dispenser after emptying it
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Patch notes for sexbot5000 running android v45.6.9 1.) Added limits to suction function to prevent further accidents 2.) No longer judges you for shopping for other sexbots 3.) eRectum now has 3D printing capability when not in use.
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Jan 23, 2018 22:43
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Straight couples fighting over porn is always so weird to me, it's just not a thing that happens in gay relationships. I guess it is a guy thing? Gay men simply do not give a poo poo if their partner jerks off to porn or not.
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Jan 23, 2018 22:48
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I don't think we've ever seen a post where a dude was upset his girl was fingerblasting herself, seems to go consistently one way. if you squint hard enough you might be able to find a hyper religious guy or something
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Jan 23, 2018 22:49
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Anony Mouse posted:Actual porn addict or normal human male? Let's find out! I'm always dumbfounded by guys that just leave that poo poo lying around, especially when you know your SO is going to lose her poo poo if she sees it. Just close the tabs you moron. (I realize that's not the problem in this story, but using private tabs, streaming sites and closing them after has made not letting other people find your porn stupidly easy) Edit: ArbitraryC posted:I don't think we've ever seen a post where a dude was upset his girl was fingerblasting herself, seems to go consistently one way.
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ArbitraryC posted:I don't think we've ever seen a post where a dude was upset his girl was fingerblasting herself, seems to go consistently one way. There's been a few of dudes having existential meltdowns and demanding their partner never use a sex toy bigger than their penis because otherwise they can't compete.
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they're too busy basking in their vinegar strokes
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Baronjutter posted:There's been a few of dudes having existential meltdowns and demanding their partner never use a sex toy bigger than their penis because otherwise they can't compete. that's a bit different tho, still dumb, but not the same thing.
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Vargatron posted:Also, let me pose this question: Does jerking off to hentai/cartoons constitute cheating? There's no actual IRL women involved. Its less exploitative than real pornography but probably still constitutes cheating edit: to anyone who considers looking at porn cheating, I mean Meme Emulator fucked around with this message at 22:57 on Jan 23, 2018 |
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Three Olives posted:Straight couples fighting over porn is always so weird to me, it's just not a thing that happens in gay relationships. I guess it is a guy thing? Gay men simply do not give a poo poo if their partner jerks off to porn or not.
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Jan 23, 2018 22:53
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Ouhei posted:Wasn't there a story a while back where this guy got mad at his gf for masturbating and she started furiously masturbating when he was in bed with her in retaliation?
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Anony Mouse posted:Actual porn addict or normal human male? Let's find out! From the same thread. quote:Look I'm so so sick to death of men watching abuse videos of women and girls and their actual partners being scolded to be okay with it. It's not okay. It is violent mysoginist abuse and we women need to dump this porn users AS SOON AS WE KNOW THEY USE.
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ArbitraryC posted:I dunno about that one but now that you mention it I recall a really weird one about a dude who came home to find his wife/girlfriend just furiously going at it in the living room right in front of the door and when he tried to ask about what the hell was going on she just started holding eye contact and wailing like a banshee. Wasn't she also the one who was very uncomfortable even discussing sex and yelled at him for looking at porn then was going knuckle deep in some kind of weird revenge/dominance thing? My boyfriend [25M] doesn't want me [24F] to call or text him on his cell phone quote:I apologize for the title sounding strange but it is kind of a strange situation. Lol you the side chick.
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TBH if you can’t function without porn, you’re addicted. That’s an important distinction. It’s like alcohol or shopping, where controlled it is totally fine but it has an insidious ability to make people prioritize it far beyond its utility.
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:I'm imagining an /r/gayrelationships that is perfect mirror of /r/relationships with motifs like "should we close the relationship?" and "husband is really into football - could he be straight?" Oh god there should be a separate thread of /r/askgaybros, its loving ridiculous. One of them was asking if he should be worried because his boyfriend started talking to his ex, and wanted to hang out with him. When the poster asked if he could join them, his boyfriend said it would be awkward and would make his ex uncomfortable.
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La Brea Carpet posted:Wasn't she also the one who was very uncomfortable even discussing sex and yelled at him for looking at porn then was going knuckle deep in some kind of weird revenge/dominance thing? The real question isnt if shes the side chick, its how many side chicks he has.
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ArbitraryC posted:I don't think we've ever seen a post where a dude was upset his girl was fingerblasting herself, seems to go consistently one way. No some guys get really upset because them and their magical penis isn't providing them 100% sexual satisfaction. It's like how guys get all pissy about how many men their partner has slept with before them, again, not a thing in the gay community, everyone is pretty much just assumed to have been a giant whore at some point in their life. That and being friends with exes or dating someone that a friend used to date or something, they community is too small for that bullshit, everyone pretty much just moves on with their lives because you are going to run into each other, also that giant whore thing means you are probably going to run into people you slept with.
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Over There posted:From the same thread. is that OP or some other extremely balanced person who is not at all delusional
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/r/askgaybros: I gave my straight cousin a massage and I accident my touched his dick and felt a boner? posted:So I gave my very hot straight cousin a back, shoulder and chest massage the other day. He was lying down stomach side up, and I accidentally touched his dick and I felt a boner...it was kinda awkward cuz he knew I felt it and noticed it, but his eyes were closed tho. I really at that moment wanted to slide down his cargo pants and give him a handjob and a BJ...but I was too scared....he doesn't know I'm gay, but he thinks I'm gay and he teases me a lot because I'm feminine. Next time I offer him a massage, should I go for it? He's so hot and I really want to swallow him lol
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Much like bonobos, humans only get hyper sexual when they lack stimulation or are suffering debilitating mental diseases such as Alzheimer’s. Anyone can damper their impulses if they focus on accomplishment and not unrealistic standards for constant validation. It’s an entitled generation.
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You can’t treat life like a Nintendo of sex
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Pick posted:Much like bonobos, humans only get hyper sexual when they lack stimulation or are suffering debilitating mental diseases such as Alzheimer’s. Anyone can damper their impulses if they focus on accomplishment and not unrealistic standards for constant validation. It’s an entitled generation. Pick, the guy from the r/r post was watching porn once every few days
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loquacius posted:Pick, the guy from the r/r post was watching porn once every few days And I don’t at all. Completely doable.
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Pick posted:Much like bonobos, humans only get hyper sexual when they lack stimulation or are suffering debilitating mental diseases such as Alzheimer’s. Anyone can damper their impulses if they focus on accomplishment and not unrealistic standards for constant validation. It’s an entitled generation. Dr. Susan Block of the Bonobo Institute would disagree with this. I actually interviewed at her weird bordello warehouse penthouse for what was nominally a writing position but was pretty obviously making sure I was hot enough to be a prostitute. Edit: I thought it would be obvious but do not google the Bonobo Institute at work. Please stop sending me PMs. cumshitter fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Jan 23, 2018 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:Wasn't she also the one who was very uncomfortable even discussing sex and yelled at him for looking at porn then was going knuckle deep in some kind of weird revenge/dominance thing?
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Pick posted:And I don’t at all. Completely doable. ok but you're talking about it like he was actually an addict e: wait, didn't you draw porn or something
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Pick posted:And I don’t at all. Completely doable. Yes but you also insist on being Pick so...
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