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Pick posted:And I don’t at all. Completely doable. Not all of us have taxidermy as an outlet.
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Pick trying to define what is good and normal in a relationship.
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Pick posted:And I don’t at all. Completely doable. the one consistent throughline of your posting has been your utter unsuitability for a relationship of any kind with any other human being so maybe this isn't the best example
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Jan 23, 2018 23:17
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Pick is the ultimate sex weird in case people aren't getting it yet.
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Jan 23, 2018 23:18
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Three Olives posted:Pick trying to define what is good and normal in a relationship. 👌
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Jan 23, 2018 23:18
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Hi, I'm noted insane single person and let me tell you how relationships work.
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Jan 23, 2018 23:23
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Three Olives posted:Hi, I'm noted insane single person and let me tell you how relationships work. I can provide a supporting opinion!
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Jan 23, 2018 23:28
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Three Olives posted:Straight couples fighting over porn is always so weird to me, it's just not a thing that happens in gay relationships. I guess it is a guy thing? Gay men simply do not give a poo poo if their partner jerks off to porn or not. quote:I honestly have no problem with him watching porn, (i do too!) but when it feels like its coming between our sex life then it becomes an issue for me (the morning I found evidence of him watching porn before he went to work, i had instigated sex and he had said no, then gone to look at porn instead).
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i like nice words
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Anne Whateley posted:This poo poo never happens? quote:I honestly have no problem with him watching porn, (i do too!) Sounds like it was more an issue about sexual compatibility than porn.
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Jan 23, 2018 23:40
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ArbitraryC posted:I dunno about that one but now that you mention it I recall a really weird one about a dude who came home to find his wife/girlfriend just furiously going at it in the living room right in front of the door and when he tried to ask about what the hell was going on she just started holding eye contact and wailing like a banshee. The post I found wasn’t exactly as I remembered it but I knew the phrase “Satan shitplane” was involved so here it is: Girlfriend [24/f] masturbates to the same thing I do to get back at me [26/m]? quote:We are both in our mid-20's. My girlfriend comes from a super religious household in which she was told constantly that porn and even masturbation is sinful and will get her sent to hell. Recently, she was on my laptop and found some videos I had saved (yes, pornographic ones) and apparently copied them to her computer. I first found this out when I came home one day to her masturbating at her computer, legs completely spread, to one of these videos. While she does this, she does not respond to me when I talk to her or even turn her head. She looks furious as she does this. She has been timing it so that it has happened almost every day since I've come back from work for the past two weeks. She will not hold a conversation with me about it after the fact. This is a girl who would always tell me she never masturbated and that it was sinful. Please help. [UPDATE] Girlfriend [24/f] masturbates to the same thing I do to get back at me [26/m]? quote:It has been exactly one week since I first posted (link here) about this difficult problem with my girlfriend, and I figured you all deserved an update due to how much you helped me. And the conclusion... Long-awaited update about this psycho b who masturbated to my porn to prove some twisted point quote:I don't know how many of you will remember me, but I'm one who had this problem and this subsequent problem (which I at the time didn't realize was a problem). I am happy to say that this psycho bitch is no longer my girlfriend, and if things go as I want them to, no longer in my life at all.
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Aw yes, thats the good poo poo.
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Holy poo poo, I never knew there was a second follow-up!! Thank you for finding that!
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I think the low-key funniest sentence in that was "Reddit, I think this problem was solved"
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Satan Shitplane is my favorite Chick Tract
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Three Olives posted:Sounds like it was more an issue about sexual compatibility than porn.
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Jan 24, 2018 00:07
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Anne Whateley posted:It sounds like their sex drives are similar but he'd rather jerk it to porn than have sex. There were two posted in a row with opposite problems so you guys just might be switched on which one you're talking about. The dude lost in his vr fuckdome is obviously neglecting his gf.
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House Hunters 2135 "This lovely renovated ranch comes in under budget and has the fully interactive masturbatorium that Steve really wanted. On the downside, it doesn't have room for Sally's crafting."
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Jan 24, 2018 00:23
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chitoryu12 posted:Not all of us have taxidermy as an outlet. better than using taxidermy as an inlet
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coronatae posted:Girlfriend [24/f] masturbates to the same thing I do to get back at me [26/m]?
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Pick posted:You can’t treat life like a Nintendo of sex  my life IS the sega saturn of sex!
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Jan 24, 2018 01:18
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Palpek posted:That scene where he's reading his heartfelt letter while she continues to furiously masturbate staring into the void. Then he tears up while she starts screaming while upping the volume. It's art.
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Palpek posted:That scene where he's reading his heartfelt letter while she continues to furiously masturbate staring into the void. Then he tears up while she starts screaming while upping the volume. It's art. But she stopped eventually and never spoke of it again, so the problem is solved! The whole thing seems too crazy to believe, but I want to.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:
it comes unexpectedly?
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37 Calls Later Chop chop Hollywood.
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Brother Entropy posted:it comes unexpectedly? No it only has like 10 games and is completely obsoleted by the dreamcast. 
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Jan 24, 2018 01:53
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my sex life is like the dreamcast i make a loud beeping sound as soon as i get turned on
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my sex life is like the game gear: it goes through a lot of batteries
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my life is like this analogy: you will soon grow tired of it as well.
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My sex life is like a Nintendo Virtual Boy: Most women develop a headache and quit after five minutes.
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I really want to know how long she had that picture of the actress he complimented just sitting in that drawer. When did they see that movie? A week ago? A month? 6 months? Were there more strategically placed pictures? Also you guys should get into numerology. I'm a 7, which means I'm an intellectual and a physic  .
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My (31M) dad (64M) killed my mother (61F) 11 months ago in an act of self defense. My sister (26F) refuses to believe it was self defense, and now is refusing to talk to me. I pay my sisters bills for the most part, and I don't know if I should continue if she is going to not talk to me.quote:My parents have always had a horrible relationship, but it got dramatically worse when my sister moved out. One day, we got a call that was horrifying. My mother was apparently chasing my father around with a knife, and they ran outside of the house into the street. Neighbors saw, 3 people tried to tackle her to the ground, in the end she got too close to my dad and my dad was forced to shoot her in self defense. The reason why my mother was so mad? My mom was going through withdrawal symptoms. We found out after she died that for the past year, since my sister moved out, my mother became a heroin addict. My father had enough, so he told her she has to stay in her bedroom, he tried locking the door so she goes cold turkey. He said that when she is done, he is leaving her, and that he has been seeing another women for the past 4 months. My mother broke out of the door soon after and chased him. That is basically all I know. My dad doesn't like talking about it a lot, and he got off right away for self defense. In the comments, he states over and over again that he will not stop giving her money.
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La Brea Carpet posted:In the comments, he states over and over again that he will not stop giving her money. Honestly I can kind of understand why he wouldn't want to stop giving her money but I don't get what the point was of making the post if that's the case
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loquacius posted:Honestly I can kind of understand why he wouldn't want to stop giving her money but I don't get what the point was of making the post if that's the case Maybe he should help his sister murder dad. Seems like it would solve everyone’s problem.
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I’d say a very large percentage of people asking for advice about their life actually have no intention of following through on any of the advice given.
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La Brea Carpet posted:My (31M) dad (64M) killed my mother (61F) 11 months ago in an act of self defense. My sister (26F) refuses to believe it was self defense, and now is refusing to talk to me. I pay my sisters bills for the most part, and I don't know if I should continue if she is going to not talk to me. That’s one  backstory right there. You can’t force someone to go to rehab (unless it’s court mandated) right? But forcibly locking someone in a bedroom to force a cold turkey withdrawal and then dropping a couple bombs like that clearly wasn’t the best detox plan.
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LadyPictureShow posted:That’s one Dad was probably desperate at that point. That he carried a gun around says a lot about their relationship. I wonder if they ever got Mom any help, or if they just let her self-medicate with heroin. As for the sister, there's some drugs on the market that can help with cluster headaches. If she's on Disability she'll have her meds covered and get just enough to pay for a room in a house. It doesn't say where they are, so we have no idea what kind of social services she's getting, if any.
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Khazar-khum posted:Dad was probably desperate at that point. That he carried a gun around says a lot about their relationship. I wonder if they ever got Mom any help, or if they just let her self-medicate with heroin. As for the sister, there's some drugs on the market that can help with cluster headaches. If she's on Disability she'll have her meds covered and get just enough to pay for a room in a house. It doesn't say where they are, so we have no idea what kind of social services she's getting, if any. Yeah, it’s a real nesting doll of WTF and I’m guessing the dad was beyond his breaking point if that was his plan, but that whole story is a Hell of a lot to take in. I’ll count my blessings that the worst addiction someone in my family has is junk food and video games.
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La Brea Carpet posted:My (31M) dad (64M) killed my mother (61F) 11 months ago in an act of self defense. My sister (26F) refuses to believe it was self defense, and now is refusing to talk to me. I pay my sisters bills for the most part, and I don't know if I should continue if she is going to not talk to me. "My mom has always had violent psychotic breakdowns."
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