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Ornamental Dingbat posted:In Icelandic I possess the language skills of a six year old making me eligible for menial jobs in manual labor or American president lol
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:In Icelandic I possess the language skills of a six year old making me eligible for menial jobs in manual labor or American president they're not sending their best..
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Outrail posted:Real talk, does he think he's being 'presidential'? As in does he think his behavior is on the same level as any of the past 45 presidents? I don't want to harp on, but while Trump has a desperate want to be liked (especially by those he considers part of the 'New York Establishment'), he genuinely has no sense of how his actions will be perceived or why people react negatively to some of them. This is the man who genuinely thought that both Republicans and Democrats alike would cheer his firing of James Comey - Republicans because he was being standing up against what they would see as unfair government oppression and Democrats because they were still butthurt about at Comey for re-opening the Hilary email investigation in the final weeks of the election campaign. Afterward, was shocked and confused that anyone could think he had done something wrong
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Outrail posted:Real talk, does he think he's being 'presidential'? As in does he think his behavior is on the same level as any of the past 45 presidents? Ah, I see, you do not experience the transcendent light of the Donald as we do. Come friend and I will explain... The Donald has moved beyond what you consider "presidential." It does not occur to him nor trouble him to concern himself with the base opinions of beings such as we. Indeed, his closest acolytes have crafted the koan of "Let Trump be Trump." during his ascendancy that we lesser beings may meditate upon thus, perhaps to attain enlightenment. To contemplate your actions among those of your peers is to entertain notions of self-awareness, empathy and self-consciousness that the Donald has dispensed with. He knows he is whatever he is in that moment and all must acquiesce or be shat upon on twitter. He is, perhaps, best understood as an ultimate solipsist. In  we prey. Amen.
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Jan 24, 2018 06:16
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Jan 24, 2018 06:21
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TulliusCicero posted:^ The end of the beginning is beginning to draw near to the final stage of the start of the prologue to the beginning!
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Jan 24, 2018 06:40
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where the gently caress did i leave my guillotine
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Jan 24, 2018 06:43
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Space T Rex posted:where the gently caress did i leave my guillotine do you go to many bar mitzvahs?
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Chinatown posted:i want to chop this tweet up and snort it What the gently caress is he even talking about here
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Jan 24, 2018 06:51
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moose face posted:What the gently caress is he even talking about here Something something subpoena and indict Obama
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Bob NewSCART posted:Something something subpoena and indict Obama Who are those people he is talking about
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Jan 24, 2018 06:57
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Kumo posted:The Donald has moved beyond what you consider "presidential." https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/881281755017355264?s=17
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Jan 24, 2018 06:58
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How are they relevent at all to anything?
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Orkin Mang posted:do you go to many bar mitzvahs? idgi
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Jan 24, 2018 06:59
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Trump is dragging america kicking and screaming to the modern day *imposes huge tariffs on solar panels*
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Jan 24, 2018 07:00
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Outrail posted:Real talk, does he think? As in does he think? lol
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Jan 24, 2018 07:00
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moose face posted:Who are those people he is talking about IIRC it was a couple FBI agents going 'lol Trump is a loving RETARD' so literally everyone with a normally functioning brain
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Jan 24, 2018 07:00
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this tariff thing is bullshit and also I was planning on buying a shitload of panels for when I reroof my house next season
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Jan 24, 2018 07:07
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SniperWoreConverse posted:my house suck the poo poo out of my rear end in a top hat
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SniperWoreConverse posted:this tariff thing is bullshit and also I was planning on buying a shitload of panels for when I reroof my house next season I bought some last year because I had a thought that Trump would do something to gently caress with the solar energy market. Yay me I guess
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ps turns out tesla's "guys this roof is basically free energy and free roof my dudes" means you have to take out a loan for 70 grand and it gets payed back via "energy savings" over 30 years. I do not like it and would prefer to have been able to buy loose tiles and switch over myself over time. You can pay cash but it's like $60,000 up front.
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Jan 24, 2018 07:14
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SniperWoreConverse posted:this tariff thing is bullshit and also I was planning on buying a shitload of panels for when I reroof my house next season stockpile this week my dude
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Jan 24, 2018 07:16
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Chinatown posted:suck the poo poo out of my rear end in a top hat no gently caress you buddy I payd $7000 for that fuckin dump and i'm dying in it when I say i'm reroofing the house it means i'm going to have to somehow steal scaffolding and reroof the fucker with my own two hands
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Jan 24, 2018 07:16
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SniperWoreConverse posted:no gently caress you buddy I payd $7000 for that fuckin dump and i'm dying in it sorry. what is living in Detroit like?
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Chinatown posted:sorry. what is living in Detroit like? I bet this guy has a roof he can sell you http://pawndetroit.com/ 
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Jan 24, 2018 07:23
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Chinatown posted:sorry. what is living in Detroit like? the first year I moved in 8 houses on my street burned down. The remaining ones all have someone living in them or the owners were compelled by the city to seal off all doors and windows on the first floor. Usually they'll use huge chunks of plywood. Someone robbed almost all the gutters and metal in the neighborhood a while ago. They stole my flowers and pear tree out of my god damned yard. They stole a gutter off my loving house and would have stole siding but luckily mine's vinyl. They stole my loving trash can. It was plastic and had one broken wheel. There's a guy a block over who fuckin made out bigtime, he's got a nice brick he was able to get into good condition and because almost all the other houses on that block are gone he basically has a feudal estate it's loving sweet. I have assholes on all sides and have constant strife about my grape vines and berry bushes. All the local ecology I've been working on for the last seven years, with birds and squirrels and mantises and butterflies and plants and poo poo, is continually ruined by cocksukers who relentlessly gently caress with my yard while I'm at work. There's a 50' dead as gently caress boxwood tree ready to cave in and fall off my neighbor's property and directly into my house. I hope it lands directly on my balls.
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Jan 24, 2018 07:30
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So did i understand something wrong or isnt the current budget deal only a stop gap for 4 weeks or so until a new deal could be made? Why would the democrats have any reason to negotiate now?
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Jan 24, 2018 07:32
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Space T Rex posted:idgi when a jewish boy comes of age they amputate the rest of his penis
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Chinatown posted:IIRC it was a couple FBI agents going 'lol Trump is a loving RETARD' What the gently caress why is the president of the unoted states a 14 year old girl
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moose face posted:What the gently caress why is the president of the unoted states a 14 year old girl Because his brain is Benjamin Button-ing back to its baby state.
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moose face posted:What the gently caress why is the president of the unoted states a 14 year old girl states with a large concentration of dumb, uneducated, mad, and underemployed people made him the president because of a really, really, dumb way to count votes.
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I really like how there's a decent probability that we might all die and that theres this weird acceptance and often a longing for it. Like meh whatever we'll just all die lol
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Outrail posted:Real talk, does he think he's being 'presidential'? As in does he think his behavior is on the same level as any of the past 45 presidents? it will be when his people erase all history of past presidents and commence the Eternal Rule of TRUMP
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Chinatown posted:states with a large concentration of dumb, uneducated, mad, and underemployed people made him the president because of a really, really, dumb way to count votes. Russia nudged the retards for trump to prove that American democracy is a joke. They win. You loose!
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Son of Rodney posted:Why would the democrats have any reason to negotiate now? You say that now, but don't worry. The dems will find the one way to gently caress this up and make Donny look good in comparison. Low energy democrats!
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moose face posted:I really like how there's a decent probability that we might all die and that theres this weird acceptance and often a longing for it. Like meh whatever we'll just all die lol Actually there is a 100 percent chance that we all will die
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Stefan Prodan posted:Actually there is a 100 percent chance that we all will die yessss
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Stefan Prodan posted:Actually there is a 100 percent chance that we all will die Good
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SniperWoreConverse posted:the first year I moved in 8 houses on my street burned down. The remaining ones all have someone living in them or the owners were compelled by the city to seal off all doors and windows on the first floor. Usually they'll use huge chunks of plywood. Someone robbed almost all the gutters and metal in the neighborhood a while ago. They stole my flowers and pear tree out of my god damned yard. They stole a gutter off my loving house and would have stole siding but luckily mine's vinyl. They stole my loving trash can. It was plastic and had one broken wheel. Something something economic inequality.
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SniperWoreConverse posted:the first year I moved in 8 houses on my street burned down. The remaining ones all have someone living in them or the owners were compelled by the city to seal off all doors and windows on the first floor. Usually they'll use huge chunks of plywood. Someone robbed almost all the gutters and metal in the neighborhood a while ago. They stole my flowers and pear tree out of my god damned yard. They stole a gutter off my loving house and would have stole siding but luckily mine's vinyl. They stole my loving trash can. It was plastic and had one broken wheel. Im guessing either your dipshit neighbor won’t cut it down or the city won’t come out and do it?
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