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David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

graham cracker posted:

Is Banner turning into the Hulk or about to turn Super Saiyan?

Why not both?

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Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



super saiyan hulk is just the hulk but now his pants turn yellow instead of purple

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

HULK NOT PEE-PEE PANTS

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

MJ's breast is bigger than her face in that 2nd panel.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Banner: With Spider-Man down for the count, I have no choice but to become the Hulk!
Peter has already gotten back up and is having a nice chat with the Doctor

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


Synthbuttrange posted:



Doctor is now a burnette, and that's not nice Peter.

don't look directly into the camera spidey that's very unprofessional

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Ah, Banner hulks-out knuckles-first, I see.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



The MSJ posted:

MJ's breast is bigger than her face in that 2nd panel.

She's an actress/model. She's probably been enhanced.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Endless Mike posted:

She's an actress/model. She's probably been enhanced.

She had to donate blood to Peter after he donated blood to Banner after he donated blood to Connors.
So in turn, Newspaper She-Hulk donated blood to her.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

ImpAtom posted:

She had to donate blood to Peter after he donated blood to Banner after he donated blood to Connors.
So in turn, Newspaper She-Hulk donated blood to her.

Following the current chain of events, that means Peter will suddenly turn into The Marvelous Spider-Model and have to take MJ's place in her interviews.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Peter will turn into the Lizard. All blood transfusions turn people into the Lizard in the NSM universe.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
The Incredible Spizard-Man, and his catchphrase, "my anger sense is throbbing".

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
there's no possible reason for banner to turn into a the lizard here, but hope springs eternal

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Samovar posted:

Ah, Banner hulks-out knuckles-first, I see.

"WHAT DO HULK'S KNUCKLES SAY"

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Peter's failure is contagious

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
uh, nothing's happening? why is he glowing, then?

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

uh, nothing's happening? why is he glowing, then?

it's uh...Banner Sense?

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



turns out that combining the hulk with spider-man just turns you into a flashlight. strange but true

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Banner, stop it or you'll prolapse your anus!

joehonkie
Jan 12, 2006

I'm a member of STARS.

Synthbuttrange posted:

Peter's failure is contagious

For some reason I feel like this should really be the plot. Like he was bitten by a radioactive spider that happened to be a total loser spider.

ConfusedUs
Feb 24, 2004

Bees?
You want fucking bees?
Here you go!
ROLL INITIATIVE!!





joehonkie posted:

For some reason I feel like this should really be the plot. Like he was bitten by a radioactive spider that happened to be a total loser spider.

"Oh my god, Becky, look at her web."
"It's, like, so jumbled."

Later, that spider bit Peter Parker.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Synthbuttrange posted:



Peter's failure is contagious

Who would have thought, all this time Banner was looking for a cure and it turns out all he needed was the blood of a complete gently caress-up.

joehonkie
Jan 12, 2006

I'm a member of STARS.

Jerusalem posted:

Who would have thought, all this time Banner was looking for a cure and it turns out all he needed was the blood of a complete gently caress-up.

With Spider-man's blood he won't be cured, his power will just be feeble or actively bad now.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Synthbuttrange posted:



Peter's failure is contagious

Golden aura, but not transforming yet despite all the anger? He should try focusing on the tingly feeling on his back, maybe inject some S-Cells

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Looks like he's becoming a Thirsty. I expect Kool-Aid Man to appear later this week.

uPen
Jan 25, 2010

Zu Rodina!
If only he had a delicious hostess fruit pie he could transform into his alter-ego and save the day!

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



ArmyOfMidgets posted:

Golden aura, but not transforming yet despite all the anger? He should try focusing on the tingly feeling on his back, maybe inject some S-Cells

he should try crying on an asteroid

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
Peter's blood changed how Bruce's powers work. Now instead of transforming he just gains the proportional strength and agility of a Hulk.

Kurui Reiten
Apr 24, 2010

Mikl posted:

Peter's blood changed how Bruce's powers work. Now instead of transforming he just gains the proportional strength and agility of a Hulk.

I mean, he may be a bunch smaller than a the Hulk, but that'd still be some major loving strength.

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



unfortunately what it actually does is give bruce the proportional intelligence and effectiveness of spider-man

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Kurui Reiten posted:

I mean, he may be a bunch smaller than a the Hulk, but that'd still be some major loving strength.

The Slightly More Credible Hulk

By the way, the new Lizard toy this year actually has purple pants.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Yknow, The Lizard is looking bulkier in that strip, maybe he is partially hulking out.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Cabbit posted:

"WHAT DO HULK'S KNUCKLES SAY"

MAH EMAROLDS!!

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Synthbuttrange posted:



Peter's failure is contagious

Don't be ashamed Banner, it happens every so often; perfectly natural.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Synthbuttrange posted:



Peter's failure is contagious

Somebody photoshop an electric guitar into banner's hands and/or the KHAAAAAAAAAAAN scream from star trek thank you very much.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Just give him Super Saiyan 3 hair and I'll be happy.

VictorianQueerLit
Aug 25, 2017

Manatee Cannon posted:

unfortunately what it actually does is give bruce the proportional intelligence and effectiveness of spider-man

This is actually what happened. Banner gets so stupid when he becomes the Hulk that with the addition of Spider-Man's blood the drop in intelligence would cease all activity in his brain and effectively kill him.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


This is what we all wanted without knowing it.

Newspaper Spider-Hulk.

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...
Perhaps Peter, as he has given blood to the Hulk, will receive Hulk powers in return!

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

rare Magic card l00k posted:

This is what we all wanted without knowing it.

Newspaper Spider-Hulk.

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