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it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

Einbauschrank posted:

The wank pod module is missing. Sad.



Hey so what ever happened to the Endeavour? They are well on their way to making that one I assume. That thing was an entire game's worth of technical debt all by itself.

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Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

alphabettitouretti posted:



Hey so what ever happened to the Endeavour? They are well on their way to making that one I assume. That thing was an entire game's worth of technical debt all by itself.

lol.

Yeah, the ship where one can farm, use a telescope and operate a super collider.

Pixelate
Jan 6, 2018

"You win by having fun"

alphabettitouretti posted:



Hey so what ever happened to the Endeavour? They are well on their way to making that one I assume. That thing was an entire game's worth of technical debt all by itself.

It's 'In Concept'...

But hey, the 100 million Kg Javelin is 'In Production' & 'Currently being built and tested for implementation in-game'. Just polishing the modular rooms and roles for the 80 crew I guess.

In think it's in Kg so scavenger professions can sift the ensuing wreckage. They think of everything.

Pixelate fucked around with this message at 13:37 on Jan 24, 2018

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


You know, all of the talk of Chris Roberts as the ultimate idea man while leaving everyone else to make it happen reminded me of something, and I wasn't sure what it was, and then I remembered reading this short story, which in hindsight feels like 'What if Chris Roberts had been a sci-fi writer in '70s Britain and created a planned community instead of Star Citizen?'

It's no Fourth Stimpire, but the parallels were remarkable once I noticed them.

Natron
Aug 5, 2004

Pixelate posted:



https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/7skj1w/i_did_a_thing/?st=jcszt895&sh=8d8f3479

Is this actually Mark Hamill? I don't even know anymore. Either way he looks constipated.

Counterpoint:

Rugganovich
Apr 29, 2017

Quavers posted:

Does Gamer Water contain electrolytes?

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

SomethingJones
Mar 6, 2016

<3

G0RF posted:

Yeah, she didn’t recall the complete title. If she ever has another interview discussing her sterling educational credentials she really needs to commit some thesis title to memory: “The impact of Chinese economic reforms on the bilateral textile trade with Australia” or something similarly ponderous. Her full response did not prove convincing.

it’s funny — there are several older interviews (Sunny’s Diner especially) where Sandi says something unbelievable and probably false, then the interviewer does the amazed double take and asks “Wait are you telling me you have two masters degrees? And your a model who played Doom 18 hours a day all through college?!”

And every time this phenom happens, there’s always a long beat and then Sandi says “Correct.” It’s like her “This is bull crap” tell.


For anyone who didn't know about this, especially our new lurkers and refunders, The Sunny's Diner transcripts are a record of Sandi blatantly lying to backers.

A quick phone google found this, part 2, in which Sandi talks about having 2 masters degrees

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3748466&pagenumber=2742&perpage=40#post458042720

I think I linked pastebins to the whole thing in the next page or so after that

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy
What's the deal with the thread title? A meaningless joke or is it an actual reference to something?

I'm not reading this entire loving thread to find out.

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
I just want to point out that a goon named Richard Wolf is running for office in a texan district.


thread in question: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3843493&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Virtual Captain
Feb 20, 2017

Archive Priest of the Stimperial Order

Star Citizen Good, in all things forevermore. Amen.
:pray:

Natron posted:

Counterpoint:


Do you have a scaleable goonrathi logo? A high resolution one would probably work fine too. Thanks.

Pixelate
Jan 6, 2018

"You win by having fun"

Natron posted:

Counterpoint:


:trumppop:

Natron
Aug 5, 2004

Virtual Captain posted:

Do you have a scaleable goonrathi logo? A high resolution one would probably work fine too. Thanks.

It's only 600x700, but you could probably vectorize it pretty easily. Let me know if you want it and I'll send it your way.

Virtual Captain
Feb 20, 2017

Archive Priest of the Stimperial Order

Star Citizen Good, in all things forevermore. Amen.
:pray:
I do want it as my vectoring attempts on google image results have been imperfect.


\/\/\/ Thanks \/\/\/

Virtual Captain fucked around with this message at 14:38 on Jan 24, 2018

Natron
Aug 5, 2004

Virtual Captain posted:

I do want it as my vectoring attempts on google image results have been imperfect.

Not sure if this'll work, but I attached it to this post.

Edit: Looks like it did...

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Truga posted:

I just want to point out that a goon named Richard Wolf is running for office in a texan district.


thread in question: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3843493&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Seems like a bad idea. Didn't writing about Dick Wolf get Penny Arcade in trouble?

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
It's exactly why I'm expecting laffs

it's no dick wulf, but it's close enough

SoftNum
Mar 31, 2011

Renegret posted:

What's the deal with the thread title? A meaningless joke or is it an actual reference to something?

I'm not reading this entire loving thread to find out.

Miku tweeted a picture of his "tax writeoffs" boasting about how much he wastes on bullshit each year. There was an anime plushy in the picture.

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Natron posted:

Not sure if this'll work, but I attached it to this post.

Edit: Looks like it did...



Alternatively


…all in hideous SVG glory.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Natron posted:

Not sure if this'll work, but I attached it to this post.

Edit: Looks like it did...



That's not in Xi'An. Mods?!

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser

SomethingJones posted:

For anyone who didn't know about this, especially our new lurkers and refunders, The Sunny's Diner transcripts are a record of Sandi blatantly lying to backers.

A quick phone google found this, part 2, in which Sandi talks about having 2 masters degrees

the female Cenobite posted:

”the first subject was MARKETING and I just distinctly remember that… because I had no idea what they expected, and I basically put everybody’s desks together and I had all these like, you know, AUSTRALIAN SUPERMODELS walk all over the desks in my FASHION CLOTHES that I designed, everybody was like WHAT IS GOING ON
Everybody was like speechless, I was like, oh my god is this not what you do, I was like, so… I had NO IDEA, so then when I sat down and everybody was like “OK that was interesting”

stdh.txt right here, I’m writhing with cringe

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

PederP posted:

As game developer,

I do get annoyed when people think

Just out of curiosity, do you have a thumb like head and a possible toupee? What are your thoughts on crowd funding that never ends?

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

Sunswipe posted:

Seems like a bad idea. Didn't writing about Dick Wolf get Penny Arcade in trouble?

'a' Dick Wolf, rather than 'the' Dick Wolf.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
I like how the Endeavour is like... half scaffolding but yet the heaviest of all the ships, and dense enough to general its own gravitational field. The requirements for its engines

Dusty Lens
Jul 1, 2015

All Glory unto the Stimpire. Give up your arms and legs and embrace the beautiful agony of electricity that doubles in pain every second.

Sunswipe posted:

Seems like a bad idea. Didn't writing about Dick Wolf get Penny Arcade in trouble?

This post is a triumph of references.

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010



Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

So now the story is a backer donated a garage door opener and plywood instead of employees?

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Colostomy Bag posted:

So now the story is a backer donated a garage door opener and plywood instead of employees?

Yeah they've been saying that for the past year but it's worth noting they are all loving idiots

Quavers
Feb 26, 2016

You clearly don't understand game development

Renegret posted:

What's the deal with the thread title? A meaningless joke or is it an actual reference to something?

I'm not reading this entire loving thread to find out.

A combo of two things...

$50k+ backer Clifford's tweet:
https://twitter.com/CliffordakaMiku/status/954941550123012096


And this pic of a super fan:

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

peter gabriel posted:

Yeah they've been saying that for the past year but it's worth noting they are all loving idiots

Isn't the 'backer' the company that got contracted to produce a bunch of models who happens to have a employee that backed the game?

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

peter gabriel posted:

Yeah they've been saying that for the past year but it's worth noting they are all loving idiots
Bolded the most important part of your post

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Quavers posted:

And this pic of a super fan:


Its been a while since I last truly looked at this image. It haunts me.

In the past I've noticed the Katana on the floor, but now I've spotted the two knives he has strapped to his coat, the black anal beads with red base on the right and the loving my little pony hat emblem

ManofManyAliases
Mar 21, 2016
ToastOfManySmarts


Can't post for 3 hours!

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Its been a while since I last truly looked at this image. It haunts me.

In the past I've noticed the Katana on the floor, but now I've spotted the two knives he has strapped to his coat, the black anal beads with red base on the right and the loving my little pony hat emblem

Not to mention the fact that his loving crossbow would get stuck in the railing if he'd continue up the stairs.

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

AP posted:

In the image above Disco Lando attempts to justify a $5 charge for a single database transaction, the ability to downgrade a ship, due to the database schmeg created.

His explanation was hilarious. However 5 dollar charge is pretty minor considering WoW charges you 25USD to change races.
Star Citizen has the worst type of penny pinchers in it.

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy
that picture makes me sick every time

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Jobbo_Fett posted:

and the loving my little pony hat emblem

I'll be damned, never noticed that before and I've seen it a hundred times. It really is the perfect encapsulation of "seeing something new every time you look at it."

Gejnor
Mar 14, 2005

Fun Shoe

Renegret posted:

that picture makes me sick every time

does it make you feel.... grief?

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

Gejnor posted:

does it make you feel.... grief?

nah it's more like agita

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

ManofManyAliases posted:

Not to mention the fact that his loving crossbow would get stuck in the railing if he'd continue up the stairs.

Yeah, we've already pointed that out, stupid.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Can someone post the CPAP guy?

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Codezombie
Sep 2, 2016

Colostomy Bag posted:

I'll be damned, never noticed that before and I've seen it a hundred times. It really is the perfect encapsulation of "seeing something new every time you look at it."

Everything he owns there is also fake.
Fake Crossbow, Fake Gun, Fake knives (I bet), Fake Sword, Fake Grenades, Fake Sex Life.

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