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Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer
Trump won't comit perjury if under oath, he's been under oath multiple times and every time he clams up by saying he doesn't remember or he actually explains his tortuous reasoning he uses when making outlandish statements like how much he's worth.

Sorry to everyone who's hoping for lols, but even if a transcript gets leaked it wouldn't be that funny.

smoobles posted:

Because our founding fathers are loving gods and will NOT be disrepected, see yourself out COMMIE

George Washington thought political parties were bad and anemic to republicanism.

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morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

https://twitter.com/ryanstruyk/status/956556836626288640

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Don Gato posted:

Trump won't comit perjury if under oath, he's been under oath multiple times and every time he clams up by saying he doesn't remember or he actually explains his tortuous reasoning he uses when making outlandish statements like how much he's worth.

Sorry to everyone who's hoping for lols, but even if a transcript gets leaked it wouldn't be that funny.


George Washington thought political parties were bad and anemic to republicanism.

that was years ago, and his brain has turned into a fine paste since then.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
My heart goes out to all the stenographers in DC.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

definitely not any mental illness here

goldenninjawarrior
Jul 21, 2017

Ninja is supreme and you have double-crossed it!
Why did you do that?
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/956578887160532992

Give us the date Don.

The Duggler
Feb 20, 2011

I do not hear you, I do not see you, I will not let you get into the Duggler's head with your bring-downs.

old beast lunatic posted:

The world's best journalists are chasing a retard around the globe hoping to catch his most retarded moments.

"journalists"

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
he didnt write that tweet

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i think this means trump isn't showing up to open the embassy, which is a pisser because i live reasonably close to it and wanted to riot without having to commute

The Duggler
Feb 20, 2011

I do not hear you, I do not see you, I will not let you get into the Duggler's head with your bring-downs.

Don Gato posted:

George Washington thought political parties were bad and anemic to republicanism.

Yeah but if I have more than two options, how will I know how to vote for?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/politico/status...er%3D35%23pti10

Panzeh
Nov 27, 2006

"..The high ground"

a real straight talker who's not afraid to tell it like it is

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*

DO IT

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010






I want to believe

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

old beast lunatic posted:

The world's best journalists are chasing a retard around the globe hoping to catch his most retarded moments.

Carmen Sandiego reboot woke af fam

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Where In The World Is The Piss Tape?

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

old beast lunatic posted:

The world's best journalists are chasing a retard around the globe hoping to catch his most retarded moments.

Someone has to find new material for America's Funniest Home Videos.

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001



He's trying to make himself look the way Ben Garrison draws him

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/956587609777680392


These people are unbelievably dumb

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Chinatown posted:

he didnt write that tweet

Here's a handy reference to check your twitter source work, Chinatown.

https://factba.se/topic/twitter

You appear correct!

Tax Inductions
Jul 9, 2007

I carry refreshments to the good guys
I made the good guys some home fries

They would probably have gotten away with it if they hadn't won the election. LOL

OldMemes
Sep 5, 2011

I have to go now. My planet needs me.

Don Gato posted:

Trump won't comit perjury if under oath, he's been under oath multiple times and every time he clams up by saying he doesn't remember or he actually explains his tortuous reasoning he uses when making outlandish statements like how much he's worth.

Sorry to everyone who's hoping for lols, but even if a transcript gets leaked it wouldn't be that funny.


That was when he was a real estate developer/media personality can he could get away with a slap on the wrist (compartively). Now he's POTUS and judging from the last few months, believes his own hype. I'm not expecting a smoking gun moment, but Mueller has been living inside Trump's head for ages, knows him inside out, and he's the most formidable person Trump has ever faced. He's gonna push his buttons hard.

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*

fruit on the bottom posted:

Where In The World Is The Piss Tape?

Putin wore out the VHS, sorry world

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!

OldMemes posted:

That was when he was a real estate developer/media personality can he could get away with a slap on the wrist (compartively). Now he's POTUS and judging from the last few months, believes his own hype. I'm not expecting a smoking gun moment, but Mueller has been living inside Trump's head for ages, knows him inside out, and he's the most formidable person Trump has ever faced. He's gonna push his buttons hard.

He's eaten an ungodly amount of chicken nuggets in preparation to face Trump

hseroK divaD
Jun 3, 2011

Creepy Richard will keep leering at you NON-STOP!
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/doomsday-clock-2018-live-latest-update-midnight-minutes-trump-tweets-nuclear-war-a8177816.html

:chaostrump:

E:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qbRHY1l0vc

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Tax Inductions posted:

They would probably have gotten away with it if they hadn't won the election. LOL

they literally, certainly, definitely would have. winning the presidency may well be the worst thing that ever happened to the trump clan (if anything matters, lol)

e:

The Archaic posted:

He's eaten an ungodly amount of chicken nuggets in preparation to face Trump

https://politics.theonion.com/disgu...3835.1506966405

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!


Not many people know this, and the dishonest fake news media refuses to report on it, but the doomsday clock, great clock, believe me, has never been this close to midnight. I promise to you, the American people, that we will begin moving that clock, tremendously. No president has ever been this close. President Obama by the way, never mentioned the clock once. Not once, refuses to bring it up. Very sad if you ask me.

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
https://twitter.com/sallykohn/status/956567151149633536?s=07

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

:psyduck: What loving year is it?

Space T Rex
Sep 15, 2007

Your title was so old it used HTML which isn't even allowed in titles anymore what the hell
CursedImage.jpeg

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

OldMemes posted:

That was when he was a real estate developer/media personality can he could get away with a slap on the wrist (compartively). Now he's POTUS and judging from the last few months, believes his own hype. I'm not expecting a smoking gun moment, but Mueller has been living inside Trump's head for ages, knows him inside out, and he's the most formidable person Trump has ever faced. He's gonna push his buttons hard.

So you're saying that Teump has gotten high on his own supply, and his supply is farts?

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!


https://twitter.com/SykesforSenate/status/954396738869190657

lol

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

He looks like the type of guy that would write that



Also I'm the apparent lack of self-awareness that comes with a wage-bashing, union-busting republican whining about a woman not having dinner ready like she did in the 1950s

Stryder
Oct 3, 2002

"If you answered, 'no', you're not alone! Please take this handy pamphlet..."

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
A literal revenge porn webmaster is running for republican senate in Arizona

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

OldMemes posted:

That was when he was a real estate developer/media personality can he could get away with a slap on the wrist (compartively). Now he's POTUS and judging from the last few months, believes his own hype. I'm not expecting a smoking gun moment, but Mueller has been living inside Trump's head for ages, knows him inside out, and he's the most formidable person Trump has ever faced. He's gonna push his buttons hard.

fool, tricking his enemies into living inside his head for ages is how he destroys them

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
Courtland Sykes looks like the villainous US politician in a political thriller.

"Yes Agent Crane.....begin operations.....Barefoot and Kitchen" ~tents fingers, smiles evilly~

Space T Rex
Sep 15, 2007

Your title was so old it used HTML which isn't even allowed in titles anymore what the hell
Trying to listen to The Dollop and I'm sorry to say these guys are very very unfunny.

Stryder
Oct 3, 2002
Jesus. After seeing the guy's picture, I can absolutely believe his solution to not getting dinner at 6 would be "the back of my hand".

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old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

do u know jenny posted:

A literal revenge porn webmaster is running for republican senate in Arizona

He's a new christian cut him some slack.

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