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i am an extremely modest and unassuming person, i even wrote that down in the official manual for talking to me that i expect everyone who sends me email to have proactively found and read
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Jan 25, 2018 19:59
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qirex posted:wasn't the pre sprint exclusive when it came out? It was, I switched for it.  Although it was from Cingular/AT&T so,  maybe?
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graph posted:fun for the actors too! van damme had a 2gram a day habit while loving kylie minogue and the rest were getting nonstop handjobs drat lol
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Jan 25, 2018 20:09
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graph posted:fun for the actors too! van damme had a 2gram a day habit while loving kylie minogue and the rest were getting nonstop handjobs sounds uncomfortable
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infernal machines posted:their customers are advertisers, their products really only need to be able to help convert views into engagement, if they could find a way to do this by strapping you to a chair and jamming a needle into your brain, that would be a product Maps needs access to: Device & App History Location Calendar Eyeball Needle [Accept] *shrugs* better than apple maps, i guess Best Bi Geek Squid fucked around with this message at 20:21 on Jan 25, 2018 |
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Jan 25, 2018 20:19
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OldAlias posted:damme lol
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steve yegge plays more foosball than anyone else i know
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Gazpacho posted:literally cannot imagine wokring 10+ years for the same company (currently going on 5 years in my current job, the longest yet and i only meant to stay for 1) unironically same, though the people I know who’ve been here 10+ years a heckin rad so I dunno
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flakeloaf posted:sounds uncomfortable thats handjob clause not handjob claws FamDav posted:unironically same, though the people I know who’ve been here 10+ years a heckin rad so I dunno i mean same but they keep paying me more and the work is good so v  v
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Jan 26, 2018 04:19
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being appreciably taken care of as a good employee in return for good work is a dream most of the developed world is regressing away from, back towards feudalism capital! 
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Jan 26, 2018 10:22
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https://twitter.com/fart/status/956991778938265600 lmao https://slate.com/technology/2018/01/google-is-testing-bulletin-an-app-that-would-let-anyone-publish-a-news-story.html
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Jan 26, 2018 21:47
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anthonypants posted:https://twitter.com/fart/status/956991778938265600 lmao omg this is so google
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Jan 26, 2018 22:15
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wait wasnt that sort of the plan of the guy that left google to become ceo of aol then it tanked there and he had the longest run of problems in his career and aol became a more hilarious company
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Jan 26, 2018 22:22
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http://www.businessinsider.com/tim-armstrong-patch-aol-2013-10 yeah the time he fired a guy bing style
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Agile Vector posted:http://www.businessinsider.com/tim-armstrong-patch-aol-2013-10 holy gently caress i never read that, thats madness how do these insane people keep getting hired
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Jan 26, 2018 23:07
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our current system of corporate capitalism rewards sociopathy
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yeah i know but a lot of them are really bad at what theyre supposed to be doing i mean you dont make profits by tanking companies or firing everyone
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Krankenstyle posted:yeah i know but a lot of them are really bad at what theyre supposed to be doing
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anthonypants posted:sounds like someone needs to re-read those articles about the ceo of sears hehehe quit joshin me dogg
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anthonypants posted:https://twitter.com/fart/status/956991778938265600 lmao 2018: google discovers blogs, again
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Bulgogi Hoagie posted:2018: google discovers blogs, again nono, itll be blog articles promoted to first page results when you google "muslims" or "women"
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Krankenstyle posted:nono, itll be nextdoor threads promoted to first page results when you google "muslims" or "women"
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Jan 27, 2018 01:34
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which part is the "code from random citizens of former Soviet republics"
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Jan 27, 2018 01:50
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The miner in the ads I guess? Seems p stupid to me
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Blue Train posted:The miner in the ads I guess? Seems p stupid to me yeah it's arrogant as hell
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Jan 27, 2018 02:10
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swift has been weird for a while but still lol at google serving cryptominer ads
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Agile Vector posted:http://www.businessinsider.com/tim-armstrong-patch-aol-2013-10 i completely forgot about tim armstrong
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https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2018/01/now-even-youtube-serves-ads-with-cpu-draining-cryptocurrency-miners/ Now even YouTube serves ads with CPU-draining cryptocurrency miners a Google representative posted:Mining cryptocurrency through ads is a relatively new form of abuse that violates our policies and one that we’ve been monitoring actively. We enforce our policies through a multi-layered detection system across our platforms which we update as new threats emerge. In this case, the ads were blocked in less than two hours and the malicious actors were quickly removed from our platforms. 
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i thought google was the ad provider, why are they subcontracting to sketchy fly by night operators even if i believed in the "ads for content" maxim, id stop believing over this im glad i blocked ads 8-9? years ago.
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Jan 27, 2018 06:32
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Krankenstyle posted:i thought google was the ad provider, why are they subcontracting to sketchy fly by night operators
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Jan 27, 2018 07:09
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"the ads were blocked in less than two hours" "Almost 5 billion videos are watched on Youtube every single day." 2h/24h * 5 000 000 000 = 416 000 000 potential views
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Jan 27, 2018 07:18
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Wheany posted:"the ads were blocked in less than two hours" presumably they weren't every single ad on youtube
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ShadowHawk posted:presumably they weren't every single ad on youtube 
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ShadowHawk posted:presumably they weren't every single ad on youtube maybe they were every single ad in your sweatshop
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Krankenstyle posted:maybe they were every single ad in your sweatshop
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