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do u know jenny posted:He looks like the type of guy that would write that You can feel the douchebaggery radiating out of that photo. e: Also, isn't that slogan basically saying "America is lots of fat people and meth"? Ars Arcanum fucked around with this message at 19:50 on Jan 25, 2018 |
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I like the idea of him running a campaign ad that's just a schlubby guy sobbing while eating a Lean Cuisine then it cuts to his wife cackling away evilly while she works in a cubicle.
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CommieGIR posted:
Being that its the year 2018 in the hell dimension, why is anyone even surprised by this?
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Jan 25, 2018 19:45
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What loving year is it?
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Lil Peeler posted:I wonder how the Electoral College delegates feel knowing that they had every chance to stop this. It was the exact reason the Electoral College was created. I hope they feel bad when the blastwave vaporizes them Yeah, every time people were raging about the EC as the reason why this was happening I was like "but I thought it was created specifically for the case of populist demagogues taking over"
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Jan 25, 2018 19:48
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Space T Rex posted:Trying to listen to The Dollop and I'm sorry to say these guys are very very unfunny. It gets better. The second guy's shtick was grating at first, but give it a chance.
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Nocheez posted:It gets better. The second guy's shtick was grating at first, but give it a chance. dont worry i will endure anything to get my fix of trump lols
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WhyteRyce posted:Yeah, every time people were raging about the EC as the reason why this was happening I was like "but I thought it was created specifically for the case of populist demagogues taking over" But if demagogues are what the people want...
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Ars Arcanum posted:You can feel the douchebaggery radiating out of that photo. He looks like an evil bronson pinchot holding in a fart  And the slogan has been along for a long time. It's this bullshit idea trotted out by the far right that liberals aren't Americans.
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cda posted:Gee, kinda seems like maybe they shouldn't have ended the shutdown then. Do you get tired of being an apologist? Republicans are driving a schoolbus full of children off a cliff. Democrats try desperately to stop the bus before it goes over the edge, but the effort is futile as they do not have the strength.  Democrats!
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NotWearingPants posted:Republicans are driving a schoolbus full of children off a cliff. Democrats try desperately to stop the bus before it goes over the edge, but the effort is futile as they do not have the strength. I, also, think about politics as if it were a Trolley Problem.
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NotWearingPants posted:Republicans are driving a schoolbus full of children off a cliff. Democrats try desperately to stop the bus before it goes over the edge, but the effort is futile as they do not have the strength. Well, some of the democrats think the republicans have a valid plan, and that maybe what's best for the children is driving the bus halfway off the cliff
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Space T Rex posted:Trying to listen to The Dollop and I'm sorry to say these guys are very very unfunny. i had the same experience. i couldn't get more than 30 minutes into it.
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Jan 25, 2018 20:13
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We should help the republicans drive the schoolbus off the cliff, because if the schoolbus stops it's possible people might get mad at the children. Just looking out for what's best for them!
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Kumo posted:He looks like an evil bronson pinchot holding in a fart Missouri- a state so insignificant that nobody can locate it on a map and sucks in more federal tax dollars than they generate- is the real America
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Jan 25, 2018 20:13
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Courtland Sykes is a great name for a piece of poo poo garbage person, I have to say.
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:Courtland Sykes is a great name for a piece of poo poo garbage person, I have to say. tbh I was expecting more of a seersucker-clad plantation dandy but yacht murderer works too sure
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do u know jenny posted:Missouri- a state so insignificant that nobody can locate it on a map and sucks in more federal tax dollars than they generate- is the real America https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2014/05/which-states-are-givers-and-which-are-takers/361668/ I think you have Missouri confused with Mississippi.
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NotWearingPants posted:Republicans are driving a schoolbus full of children off a cliff. Democrats try desperately to stop the bus before it goes over the edge, but the effort is futile as they do not have the strength. Democrats took the keys and went ok well maybe we don’t get to drive the car but if we’re not taking the kids to school then no one gets to drive the bus, but then they got worried that someone was gonna come and tow the bus because it was illegally parked so they gave the keys back as long as the GOP promised that they’d drive to the hospital and not off a cliff which they agreed to with a wink.
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fruit on the bottom posted:Democrats took the keys and went ok well maybe we don’t get to drive the car but if we’re not taking the kids to school then no one gets to drive the bus, but then they got worried that someone was gonna come and tow the bus because it was illegally parked so they gave the keys back as long as the GOP promised that they’d drive to the hospital and not off a cliff which they agreed to with a wink. and then when the GOP said "lol i'm gonna drive this bus off a cliff" the democrats responded "well okay but what if it were a cliff with a few mattresses piled up at the bottom" e: and then when the passengers ask what the gently caress they're doing they reply "stop attacking fellow democrats, and besides, after a few buses get driven off a cliff, the flesh-slurry of their deceased passengers can be used as food by the next busload"
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:Courtland Sykes is a great name for a piece of poo poo garbage person, I have to say. Courtland Sykes is a man who Facebook shares "You won't believe what these crazy black folk called their kids" articles without a trace of irony.
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Clyde Radcliffe posted:Courtland Sykes is a man who Facebook shares "You won't believe what these crazy black folk called their kids" articles without a trace of irony. You gotta admit there's some very silly names out there. Who the heck names their kid "Courtland"???
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old beast lunatic posted:The world's best journalists are chasing a retard around the globe hoping to catch his most retarded moments. "globe"
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Jan 25, 2018 20:53
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https://mobile.twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/956609359282425857quote:The emailed response from the Guggenheim's chief curator to the White House was polite but firm: the museum could not accommodate a request to "borrow" a painting by Vincent Van Gogh for President and Melania Trump's private living quarters.
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Trump's going to be appalled at the realization he doesn't already have one
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 that is a solid burn from the Guggenheim. “Borrow a van gogh” get the gently caress outta here
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unironically i bet that goes over trumps head
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gently caress it. I would accept that gold toilet with gusto.
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World War Mammories posted:and then when the GOP said "lol i'm gonna drive this bus off a cliff" the democrats responded "well okay but what if it were a cliff with a few mattresses piled up at the bottom" Look you can’t win every battle
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That toilet would be very cold. Also everyone knew that motherfucker wasn't going to ever give back that Van Gogh.
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That's a quality lol. They could have owned him harder by sending a reproduction print of the painting in a fancy frame. He'd hang it in the Whitehouse and proudly show it to foreign dignitaries, just like the Renoir "original" he has in Trump Tower.
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fishing with the fam posted:gently caress it. I would accept that gold toilet with gusto. I give it a week before Trump absolutely destroys it with a mcnugget landslide
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I went to the Guggenheim while "America" was installed there and it was really funny to see this huge line of people waiting like two hours to take a poo poo or piss in an 18K gold toilet named America. It was deep, man. The thing that bothered me though was, you'd have to get in line long before you knew whether you'd have to go when you got up to the front.
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loving guggenheim taking a dump on the potus hmbol
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The Archaic posted:Nobody does diplomatic ties better than me, Donald Trump the president. I've got huge ties. See this red one? Huge. Yuuuuge. Hillary never wore ties. Can you imagine? Thank God she's not here she'd totally botch this. I use mine as a napkin to wipe big Mac sauce of my face. Do you have those here? Eric where's Eric? Come on up here get us a couple of big Macs for my friend here. What you say your name was? Which country is that from? Do they have Mc Donald's there? It was named after me. The president. Can you believe it? Needs more ranDom capitalization.
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