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LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



Three more?! Let me check what stupid photos I have on my camera roll!

Big Baby Jesus

(The picture might not sell it, but it’s seriously a grown up Jesus head while the body is baby Jesus proportions)

Cool Reefer Truck


Sanford and Son


If that fills out the roster, :getin:

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
Dukat and Weyoun

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

gary oldmans diary posted:

Dukat and Weyoun

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
It begins.


Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Well, I'm excited! :toot:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
By now, the notoriety of the Hunger Games has spread to the eyes and ears of those who are fiercely against such crimes against humanity. The stigma of the games culminated when a group of protestors, built from an escapee of one of the games. An attack was launched on the Costco holding two of the games, leaving it in ruins. The current whereabouts of the protestors or surviving champions are unknown; however, the sponsors recognized that they needed to be more careful about where they hold the games.

So one of the shadowy sponsors came up with the idea of utilizing his private yacht to go on a cruise ship to an island in the middle of nowhere.

They and a cruise ship company celebrated later that night with enough champaign to fill a bathtub!




All seemed well. For them.

For the combatants... however...








Serge Painsbourg
Jul 26, 2016

This is truly the most dangerous game.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
The story of what happened to Perd Hapley is, he died. :smith:

Dukat and Weyoun already OOC. I am looking forward to seeing their evil plan unfurl.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Well, that was a rough landing! Let's see how they cope after they dry themselves off...




Polly Toodle
Apr 21, 2010

CHARIZARD used SMOKESCREEN
It doesn't affect GEORDI THE BLASTOISE!
Lol Sanford and Son are in character.

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

Sgt Hatred all pissed at having to carry Wario' s fat rear end decides to take out his frustration on random tributes. Stone cold.

Brock Samson has been surprisingly passive.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.


Look at that, some drama going on! At least, some of them figured out how to pass time together artfully :unsmith:

~ominous fern rumbling is heard in the distance~

Wait...what was that?

~more ominous plant rumbling~

Was that in response to the noise of their plays? Is there a crowd unaccounted for? I-



Uh oh.

EVERYBODY RUN!!!!!








Well holy gently caress this took a turn for the extreme :magical:





*The Chicago Bears' death count made current estimates impossible.

But that is literally over half of the tributes gone before we hit night 1. I think this is the most savage culling the games had so far so early on :stonklol:

Polly Toodle
Apr 21, 2010

CHARIZARD used SMOKESCREEN
It doesn't affect GEORDI THE BLASTOISE!
This is not a friendly island. Hopefully the cannibal's pantry is so well stocked they'll stay quiet for awhile, and throw a feast in honor of the tribesmen that slew the entire Chicago Bears roster with a single spear throw.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Nice work, Benny... getting killed already. :golfclap:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


That's what you get from gazing into the abyss Nietzche, you should have just ran for it.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

dammit dan

e: and Nicholas!!! :mad:

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

Brock Samson dies after throwing the clones of the people he's sworn to protect to be eaten by cannibals. I expected more from you Samson.

And just like that both of my tributes are dead. No idea who to root for now since I'm not even sure who is still alive.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

limp_cheese posted:

And just like that both of my tributes are dead. No idea who to root for now since I'm not even sure who is still alive.

Rollcall of the survivors:




Surprisingly, district 10 is unphased.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
After the cannibal attack, how are our halved survivors coping? Let's look...




...okay then.





Rest in peace Wario. Mario Party's luck of the draw bullshit finally caught up with you :toot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6uc7K0-nyY

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Well that was a pro move Chill Alien.

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

Snow White never asks politely twice...

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

RIP Dan.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Night number 2. Bring it on!




...snow white's probably just hallucinating. poo poo will buffer out.


Crisis adverted! :kiddo:

Love can bloom on a battlefield! Or lust. Either or.


Well, one of the crises got adverted.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I'm also loving how Jigsaw's a loving mastermind on the island, persuading people into giving him life jackets and then conducting an orgy even after the trauma of the cannibal attack :allears:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:stonk:Was he paid by the cannibals to replenish the food stock?

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
We now head into night 3. Hopefully the pace is satisfactory for y'all, considering the heavy blow right from the get go.



Good for them! I wonder if Jigsaw shared any stories about the last time he was involved in a fire. Or Chill Alien's extraterrestrial experiences...



Better safe than sorry, I guess.



:captainpop:

I wonder if this had to do with the orgy orchestrated earlier?



Flash Man's gone completely insane/an rear end in a top hat. RoboVampire doesn't seem to care.



Looks like those karate moves helped out a lot!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:byodame:Time to move SO GOOD like a ninja.

Polly Toodle
Apr 21, 2010

CHARIZARD used SMOKESCREEN
It doesn't affect GEORDI THE BLASTOISE!
On in on Snow White.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I'll probably turn off events/adjust the lethality next round, kinda forced into a lightning round but thats okay, because something washed ashore!



What shall our tributes do?



Well, they do look similar...



The one nice thing about being on an island: it doesn't take much to kill rivals.



Dantel was at the bonfire from last night. Wonder if they're up to something...



One cat's trash is another cop's treasure!
---

So, after the patrol boat, how do our dwindling survivors celebrate?

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Maybe they would still be alive if Mac was Riggs and Dennis was Murtaugh. :(

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
:rip:



We head into night 4. Let's analyze it.



Fuckin' Dantel playing the long game. You could say this is Survival Arts :grin:



Chill Alien is surprisingly a murderous bastard. When he isn't minding his own business growing stuff on the island, he's attacking other tributes. Or playing Russian Roulette.



:ohdear:



Looks like somebody had a little too much fun by themselves...



...probably because of this. Maybe it is a strategy to rob other tributes of sleep?



Well well!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Chill alien is a stone cold outside thinker.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.


How in character for her! Probably not for Dantel but...



That knife is coming in handy.



Evil Bert smiles in the afterlife.



He...He tried doing this the instant he got on the island. He probably thought things would be different, but alas :smith:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.


I have no comments. This night's events perfectly flow together with each other.

Also:

Leos Klein
Mar 11, 2011

ALL HAIL CARDIEL

Man, I can't believe farting caused 6 people to die.

This session has been great so far :munch:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Leos Klein posted:

Man, I can't believe farting caused 6 people to die.

This session has been great so far :munch:

Glad you're enjoying it!

But I do not think the same can be said of the survivors...


Okay, probably enjoying it somewhat.

A surprisingly peaceful session.

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

Picture day cat no! Poor bastard just wanted to help someone. :rip:

My money is on Snow White. She is definitely acting like a Becky but she's a stone cold killer.

Edit: Koko Goldstein trying to copy a Goon Project. Wonder if it'll end the same way.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Oh poo poo here we go!



I'd like to imagine Jigsaw talked them into this, but didnt go as according to plan.



That knife will probably come in REAL handy.



Luau Ghost, he was not.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Oh gently caress oh gently caress!!!!!!!!!!

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limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

Not quite the same way but the results are the same.

Edit: gently caress this is moving fast. loving Snow White, killed by a cannon.

My money is on Chill Alien now.

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