PYF Anti-Food Porn: the chili cheese corndog casserole recipe is on pg 1731

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SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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AFP Challenge:

Step 1: think of a food.

Step 2: GIS if anyone has filled a bathtub with it.

Step 3: Cry a lot.

# ? Jan 25, 2018 20:50

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# ? May 30, 2024 19:42

old bean factory: Nov 18, 2006; Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Picnic Princess posted:

AFP Challenge:

Step 1: think of a food.

Step 2: GIS if anyone has filled a bathtub with it.

Step 3: Cry a lot.

An easy one off the top of my head. Thanks, Google Autocomplete.

Nutella, in case it wasn't clear.

# ? Jan 25, 2018 20:52

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

I hope we get another good goon carbonara meltdown here.

I make mine with ziti, spam, eggbeaters, and canned mushrooms.

# ? Jan 25, 2018 21:00

Sakurazuka: Jan 24, 2004; NANI?

I make mine in the microwave in a plastic tray

# ? Jan 25, 2018 21:23

Yawgmoth: Sep 10, 2003; This post is cursed!

The Bloop posted:

I hope we get another good goon carbonara meltdown here.

I make mine with ziti, spam, eggbeaters, and canned mushrooms.

what the gently caress

# ? Jan 25, 2018 21:25

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Picnic Princess posted:

AFP Challenge:

Step 1: think of a food.

Step 2: GIS if anyone has filled a bathtub with it.

Step 3: Cry a lot.

I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth

# ? Jan 25, 2018 21:47

DrSnakeLaser: Sep 6, 2011

Picnic Princess posted:

AFP Challenge:

Step 1: think of a food.

Step 2: GIS if anyone has filled a bathtub with it.

Step 3: Cry a lot.

Does it count if I'm not the one crying?

"Hot sauce".

Didn't find much for bacon surprisingly, but I found this when looking for rice-

I'm sure it tastes fine, it just looks like vomit.

# ? Jan 25, 2018 21:58

NorgLyle: Sep 20, 2002; Do you think I posted to this forum because I value your companionship?

I've never understood why scrambled eggs and spaghetti are supposed to go together but hey, I'm not Italian. I do like white pepper better though, especially if the eggs are fluffy enough.

# ? Jan 25, 2018 22:34

canis minor: May 4, 2011

mng posted:

An easy one off the top of my head. Thanks, Google Autocomplete.

Nutella, in case it wasn't clear.

https://vimeo.com/18999606

quote:

This video depicts a performance in which I am slowly submerged in 16 gallons of chocolate syrup.

# ? Jan 25, 2018 23:13

NLJP: Aug 26, 2004

NorgLyle posted:

I've never understood why scrambled eggs and spaghetti are supposed to go together but hey, I'm not Italian. I do like white pepper better though, especially if the eggs are fluffy enough.

Well, first of all it's not scrambled and further more..

oh poo poo almost got baited there. Good work goon.

# ? Jan 26, 2018 00:27

NorgLyle: Sep 20, 2002; Do you think I posted to this forum because I value your companionship?

I just love Carbonara fights almost as much as I enjoy Chili arguments; they're entertaining to read and usually make me laugh.

# ? Jan 26, 2018 00:46

Mymla: Aug 12, 2010

Picnic Princess posted:

AFP Challenge:

Step 1: think of a food.

Step 2: GIS if anyone has filled a bathtub with it.

Step 3: Cry a lot.

# ? Jan 26, 2018 00:55

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

Mymla posted:

There is absolutely an angry fat activist Tumblr screed about this

# ? Jan 26, 2018 00:57

Crust First: May 1, 2013; Wrong lads.

I ordered room service carbonara in a hotel once. I'm not sure exactly what was or wasn't in it, because it was a bowl of spaghetti noodles drowned in some kind of thin white sauce. It looked like a bowl of skim milk and overcooked noodle shaped mush. I went to bed sad and hungry.

# ? Jan 26, 2018 01:30

Gynocentric Regime: Jun 9, 2010; by Cyrano4747

Yawgmoth posted:

why would you marry a person that broken

Love or some poo poo, I don't know it's been too long to remember.

# ? Jan 26, 2018 02:16

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.

Picnic Princess posted:

AFP Challenge:

Step 1: think of a food.

Step 2: GIS if anyone has filled a bathtub with it.

Step 3: Cry a lot.

hoping someone does this

# ? Jan 26, 2018 02:49

Waking the Witch: Aug 20, 2011

The climate change thread inspired me to give veganism another go. Recently I was searching for vegan pancake recipes to use up the rest of my aquafaba and found these monstrosities:

# ? Jan 26, 2018 02:52

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Waking the Witch posted:

The climate change thread inspired me to give veganism another go. Recently I was searching for vegan pancake recipes to use up the rest of my aquafaba and found these monstrosities:

Why are so many blue-grey?

# ? Jan 26, 2018 03:44

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

Waking the Witch posted:

I thought this one was moldy on first scroll-through. Still not entirely convinced it's not.

Picnic Princess posted:

AFP Challenge:

Step 1: think of a food.

Step 2: GIS if anyone has filled a bathtub with it.

Step 3: Cry a lot.

I googled 'bathtub full of soup' and...I guess this technically counts?

# ? Jan 26, 2018 03:50

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Haifisch posted:

I thought this one was moldy on first scroll-through. Still not entirely convinced it's not.

I googled 'bathtub full of soup' and...I guess this technically counts?

Brains!

# ? Jan 26, 2018 03:52

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:

Hey if it's any further consolation, the Golden Krust guy killed himself over tax evasion in December

edit: in his office at the Golden Krust bakery, to boot

I saw the headline about that but I don't think it mentioned that it was because of tax evasion. That's certainly something I guess.

# ? Jan 26, 2018 03:55

Arivia: Mar 17, 2011

Waking the Witch posted:

The climate change thread inspired me to give veganism another go. Recently I was searching for vegan pancake recipes to use up the rest of my aquafaba and found these monstrosities:

I�m recovering from surgery, I would kill for the ability to eat solid food, and gently caress that. No no no no no no no no.

# ? Jan 26, 2018 04:09

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

# ? Jan 26, 2018 04:39

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Haifisch posted:

I googled 'bathtub full of soup' and...I guess this technically counts?

Dude what the gently caress

E oh my god I can't stop imagining falling in this gently caress me

# ? Jan 26, 2018 07:06

Ziv Zulander: Mar 24, 2017; ZZ for short

Haifisch posted:

I thought this one was moldy on first scroll-through. Still not entirely convinced it's not.

I googled 'bathtub full of soup' and...I guess this technically counts?

Can someone who knows more about brains tell me what type of brains these are?

Scathach posted:

E oh my god I can't stop imagining falling in this gently caress me

Here's something fun, imagine getting in on purpose. Stepping inside, lowering yourself down into it, and feeling them rubbing up against you. Is the water hot or cold?

# ? Jan 26, 2018 07:59

My Lovely Horse: Aug 21, 2010

Haifisch posted:

You know how in Silence of the Lambs (the book) it's implied that Buffalo Bill's basement has a lot more rooms than the one with the pit? This is pretty much what I'd expect in one of them.

# ? Jan 26, 2018 08:47

drrockso20: May 6, 2013; Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

If I remember properly that pic came from one of those blogs where people explore abandoned buildings and that was in the basement of an abandoned hospital

# ? Jan 26, 2018 08:58

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

drrockso20 posted:

If I remember properly that pic came from one of those blogs where people explore abandoned buildings and that was in the basement of an abandoned hospital

what

# ? Jan 26, 2018 09:01

drrockso20: May 6, 2013; Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

Code Jockey posted:

what

I've seen lots of pics of abandoned hospitals and schools, and that is far from the weirdest pic I've seen involving preserved body parts or animals in those situations

# ? Jan 26, 2018 09:08

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

I could understand if they were in jars, but just...leaving a bathtub full of brains laying around when you close the hospital? :psyduck:

# ? Jan 26, 2018 09:22

Mx.: Dec 16, 2006; I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!

Haifisch posted:

I thought this one was moldy on first scroll-through. Still not entirely convinced it's not.

I googled 'bathtub full of soup' and...I guess this technically counts?

...what

# ? Jan 26, 2018 09:51

My Lovely Horse: Aug 21, 2010

Haifisch posted:

I could understand if they were in jars, but just...leaving a bathtub full of brains laying around when you close the hospital?

The big question is, did they keep them in the grimy tub while the hospital was open, or did they dump them and keep the sweet rear end jars? And if it's that: did someone have the choice between keeping an empty brain jar or a brain and prefer the empty jar so much they specifically dumped the brain?

# ? Jan 26, 2018 10:04

Alien Sex Manual: Dec 14, 2010; is not a sandwich

Haifisch posted:

I had to look this up and someone on Reddit had this to say:

quote:

Just to answer a few questions that I've seen a few times:

1) Those are definitely human brains.

2) Those are definitely preserved human brains, probably with formalin. Fresh brains have the consistency of jello -- they're wobbly and soft and more pink than those brains. As you can see in the picture, those brains are pretty firm and more grayish.

3) You can see some horizontal cuts in the lateral surface of some of the brains -- that's from the bone saw that opens up the skull.

4) The half-brains are intentional -- the two hemispheres of the brain are connected by a thick band of neurons (the corpus callosum) that someone cut through. Neuroanatomy classes like to have half-brains so that you can see all the midline structures of the brain.

My guess is that this is, as others have mentioned, some Eastern European med school prep area. These are either brains that are going to neuroanatomy classes, or brains that have been removed from cadavers bound for gross anatomy classes.

nonetheless

# ? Jan 26, 2018 10:13

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Brain bath is my favorite thing ever.

No results for "bathtub full if chutney," sadly.

# ? Jan 26, 2018 10:24

venus de lmao: Apr 30, 2007; Call me "pixeltits"

Well, yeah, of course they're human brains.

Upon reflection it occurs to me that not everyone has seen enough brains to distinguish human ones at a glance. It's the size of the cerebrum, the huge wrinkly part (not to be confused with the cerebellum, the smaller wrinkly thing at the base of the brain) that gives it away. It's so hugely overdeveloped in humans that part of it hangs out over our eyes. You ever wonder why most other animals don't have foreheads? Their brains aren't big enough to require that extra skull space. Elephants and dolphins, known to be smart as gently caress, are also forehead-havers.

# ? Jan 26, 2018 15:46

Yawgmoth: Sep 10, 2003; This post is cursed!

Haifisch posted:

I thought this one was moldy on first scroll-through. Still not entirely convinced it's not.

I googled 'bathtub full of soup' and...I guess this technically counts?

It's gonna suck when they start floating and draining everyone's intelligence.

# ? Jan 26, 2018 16:13

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Bertrand Hustle posted:

You ever wonder why most other animals don't have foreheads? Their brains aren't big enough to require that extra skull space. Elephants and dolphins, known to be smart as gently caress, are also forehead-havers.

You know, I never noticed that until now

# ? Jan 26, 2018 16:39

My Lovely Horse: Aug 21, 2010

My Lovely Horse posted:

You know how in Silence of the Lambs (the book) it's implied that Buffalo Bill's basement has a lot more rooms than the one with the pit? This is pretty much what I'd expect in one of them.

Just remembered there's an actual bit in it:

quote:

Then he used the method that produced the matchless butter-soft buckskin of the New World � classic brain tanning. The Native Americans believed that each animal has just enough brains to tan its own hide. Mr. Gumb knew that this was not true and long ago had quit trying it, even with the largest-brained primate. He had a freezer full of beef brains now, so he never ran short.

# ? Jan 26, 2018 16:47

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

Yawgmoth posted:

It's gonna suck when they start floating and draining everyone's intelligence.

Don't worry. They'll soon leave Earth for no raisin.

# ? Jan 26, 2018 17:04

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uranium grass: Jan 15, 2005

Haifisch posted:

I thought this one was moldy on first scroll-through. Still not entirely convinced it's not.

I googled 'bathtub full of soup' and...I guess this technically counts?

Somehow not wrong.

# ? Jan 26, 2018 17:12

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