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After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Jackard posted:

I still like that werewolf freaking the gently caress out, though :allears:

Werewolves, not swearwolves. :mad:

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Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

I identify with her driving.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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"It's supposed to say FBI, but it says FIB, because the FBI fibbed."

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Katt
Nov 14, 2017

OAquinas posted:

That's totally "gently caress, LEGO" face.

Confirmed

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012


TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
George Soros spoke a lot at Davos about anti-Trump things and got a lot of attention for it, so uh... I can't imagine a few cartoonists won't comment on it.

bandaid.friend
Apr 25, 2017

:obama:My first car was a stick:obama:

Pants Donkey posted:

Also, new Garrison. I guess we'll have to wait a few days for his breathless anticipation for the XFL's revival.


Can he go 15 minutes without thinking about the Clintons? Also the joke doesn't work as described in the blurb. There's no clock displaying 12:01PM, so uh...good work there buddy.
Yeah that Garrison cartoon could sure do with one more label on it

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

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Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011


Ah, the leader of the UK, mister... uh...

Also the Indian president is white for some reason?

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



That Trump is impressively terrible too

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:


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"It's supposed to say FBI, but it says FIB, because the FBI fibbed."

Uhm, can you walk me through it a little slower? Why has he written "FIB" when it's supposed to be "FBI"? loving hell, Pramirez, think of your audience!

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Tenebrais posted:

Ah, the leader of the UK, mister... uh...

Presumably that's chancellor Philip Hammond, who is also there.

Kurtofan posted:

that's ironic right

No, it's absolutely serious right.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

The real text story is that the missing texts are from before the Mueller investigation started, and the only reason that guy is under suspicion is because he used his work phone to text "man Trump is a garbo president" to his girlfriend, do I have that right? That's the whole story?

Captain Kosmos
Mar 28, 2010

think of it like the "Who's Who" of genitals


It’s a beetle with 5 people in it, she probably is putting pedal to metal already.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Why the gently caress would you not make McConnell a turtle? :bang:

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

The real text story is that the missing texts are from before the Mueller investigation started, and the only reason that guy is under suspicion is because he used his work phone to text "man Trump is a garbo president" to his girlfriend, do I have that right? That's the whole story?

The texts in question that got him fired were from 2016, I'm fairly certain.

FronzelNeekburm
Jun 1, 2001

STOP, MORTTIME

Tough talk from the girl who's been moaning, "Is this it? Is civility dead?" for 14 months now.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

The Big Word posted:

That Trump is impressively terrible too

Was that a compliment or...?

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

Want to see more of Allie's Pelosi

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

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Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

Iiiiiiit's mystery Russia theaterrr three thousaaaaaand!

Oh poo poo, we've got memo sign

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

An eleven-foot toddler with a head the size of a Mini Cooper crashes into the room, bemoaning your lack of decorum. What do you do

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

I always knew something was wrong with Crow T Robot and TOm Servo

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Cartoons are a visual medium.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
What are you complaining about, it illustrates chuck's pinky

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I'd never encountered that Kalle guy before (I guess because I don't read nazi magazines) but he's been at it for years apparently.



"Church 2015 AD"
"Stooop! This is a church! You Christians get the hell out of here!!"
"...and in the name of Beelzebub I pronounce you man and man. And now, kissy, kissy!!"

"15 o'clock Worship of Allah"
"17 o'clock Coffee and cake for atheists"

FronzelNeekburm
Jun 1, 2001

STOP, MORTTIME

Republicans point a gun at Democrats after shooting themselves in the foot many times. A Gun Control Dysfunctional Party Cartoon.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Jerry Cotton posted:

I'd never encountered that Kalle guy before (I guess because I don't read nazi magazines) but he's been at it for years apparently.



"Church 2015 AD"
"Stooop! This is a church! You Christians get the hell out of here!!"
"...and in the name of Beelzebub I pronounce you man and man. And now, kissy, kissy!!"

"15 o'clock Worship of Allah"
"17 o'clock Coffee and cake for atheists"

:krad:gently caress YES. :sparkles:

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Jerry Cotton posted:

I'd never encountered that Kalle guy before (I guess because I don't read nazi magazines) but he's been at it for years apparently.



"Church 2015 AD"
"Stooop! This is a church! You Christians get the hell out of here!!"
"...and in the name of Beelzebub I pronounce you man and man. And now, kissy, kissy!!"

"15 o'clock Worship of Allah"
"17 o'clock Coffee and cake for atheists"
So apparently if you develop telekinesis and levitation, your arms and legs atrophy into vestigial sticks. It's a weird world Kalle developed, but an internally coherent one, I suppose.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.

Really excellent work. early gaybie contender.

Jedit posted:

Presumably that's chancellor Philip Hammond, who is also there.


enh, I don't see it.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Jerry Cotton posted:

I'd never encountered that Kalle guy before (I guess because I don't read nazi magazines) but he's been at it for years apparently.



"Church 2015 AD"
"Stooop! This is a church! You Christians get the hell out of here!!"
"...and in the name of Beelzebub I pronounce you man and man. And now, kissy, kissy!!"

"15 o'clock Worship of Allah"
"17 o'clock Coffee and cake for atheists"

Pelsepuupin :3:

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
Pictured, left to right: House Minority Leader (D), Senate Majority Leader (R), enormous little girl ("R"), Speaker of the House (R), Senate Minority Leader (D), President (R)

...is it bad that the worst part of this to me is that there's absolutely no loving pattern at all to their positioning

it's not alphabetical, by party, by institution, or anything - it's almost that the Rs are on the inside except for the skunk just randomly making GBS threads on that pattern which I guess is appropriate?

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Lightning Knight posted:

I appreciate that the first thing I see open clicking this is a massive, intrusive "subscribe pls" button that takes up the bottom quarter of the screen.

"Come for the cats, stay for the empathy" Is an interesting ad to display before 87 posts of Garrison.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Lightning Knight posted:

Yeah it's this, the far right's hatred of banks and "globalism" are just oblique repackaging of antisemitism.

I find it a tad disingenuous how D&D both thinks that the right's criticism of the big banks is antisemitism but leftist complaints are actually accurate, rather than just accept maybe this once horseshoe theory is correct.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

HootTheOwl posted:

I find it a tad disingenuous how D&D both thinks that the right's criticism of the big banks is antisemitism but leftist complaints are actually accurate, rather than just accept maybe this once horseshoe theory is correct.

Actually, as a leftist Jew I find that it's quite possible to think Goldman Sachs has too much influence over our government without hating Jewish people :eng101:

The way you can tell that the right actually just hates Jews is that they like talking about how much they hate "banksters" while allowing Wall Street to continue doing whatever they want and actually giving them more money constantly

e: seriously, the highest-profile critic of Wall Street and most frequent user of the phrase "the big banks" in the last ten years is also Jewish and this is a really loving dumb talking point

loquacius fucked around with this message at 16:10 on Jan 26, 2018

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Discendo Vox posted:

Really excellent work. early gaybie contender.




enh, I don't see it.

Hammond is nicknamed "Spreadsheet Phil" and is by repute one of the most boring people ever to live. I'm not going to throw stones at someone for not knowing or indeed caring what he looks like.

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D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

FBI SCANDAL 1) FBI man texts his girlfriend "lol Trump's stupid" – you know, like every mainstream Republican was doing before the general election – then he's taken off the investigation.
FBI SCANDAL 2) FBI woman texts "lol our secret society," which was most certainly not sarcasm.

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