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La Brea Carpet posted:My [24F] boyfriend [25M] has become increasingly obsessed with hentaiDating I initially read that as "hentaiDating," the world's worst dating site
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Antivehicular posted:I initially read that as "hentaiDating," the world's worst dating site I read it as that too but thought she was talking about those dating sims
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Jan 26, 2018 19:44
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My [49 M] wife [49 F] has been getting angry at me for peeing standing up, and now literally glued down the toilet seat. I have important guests coming over and don't know what to tell themquote:A few months ago, I left my full time work and have been working as a consultant from home. We live in a decent sized flat with two spare rooms, and so I'm using one as a study/workspace. The nature of my work means that I am able to do most of it form a desk, occasionally visiting clients.
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La Brea Carpet posted:My [49 M] wife [49 F] has been getting angry at me for peeing standing up, and now literally glued down the toilet seat. I have important guests coming over and don't know what to tell them Start pissing in the sink.
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Jan 26, 2018 19:46
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Barudak posted:A Always B Be C Cranking Put that hand lotion down. Lotion is for crankers only. Do you think I'm loving with you? I am not loving with you. I'm here from Downtown. I'm here from Mitch & Murray.
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La Brea Carpet posted:My [49 M] wife [49 F] has been getting angry at me for peeing standing up, and now literally glued down the toilet seat. I have important guests coming over and don't know what to tell them Setting aside how batshit crazy it is, that's also super gross because how you gonna clean the underside of the seat from the splashin.
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La Brea Carpet posted:My [49 M] wife [49 F] has been getting angry at me for peeing standing up, and now literally glued down the toilet seat. I have important guests coming over and don't know what to tell them Is this a fetish thing? 
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La Brea Carpet posted:My [49 M] wife [49 F] has been getting angry at me for peeing standing up, and now literally glued down the toilet seat. I have important guests coming over and don't know what to tell them Piss in the loving sink like a normal man.
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tactlessbastard posted:Start pissing in the sink. 
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La Brea Carpet posted:My [49 M] wife [49 F] has been getting angry at me for peeing standing up, and now literally glued down the toilet seat. I have important guests coming over and don't know what to tell them I'm seriously curious what her reasoning is here like, why be the peepee police, why does she care how he pees Is it a politics thing somehow??
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Jan 26, 2018 19:49
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loquacius posted:lol basically every comment is telling her to quote:Are you a Taurus, I come up with the meanest most hilarious insults too
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La Brea Carpet posted:My [49 M] wife [49 F] has been getting angry at me for peeing standing up, and now literally glued down the toilet seat. I have important guests coming over and don't know what to tell them unless she cuts his dick off, nothing is really stopping him from peeing standing up with the seat down. Improve your aim.
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Jan 26, 2018 19:50
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Halser posted:unless she cuts his dick off, nothing is really stopping him from peeing standing up with the seat down. This was my first thought. There’s still an opening there! It’s fun. Hell, it’s a challenge. She’s only hurt herself here. But yes, the sink is always a viable option too.
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Jan 26, 2018 20:03
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It would take a lot of willpower for me to respond to that particular conflict in a civil and productive manner instead of just pissing on the seat.
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Jan 26, 2018 20:06
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Halser posted:unless she cuts his dick off, nothing is really stopping him from peeing standing up with the seat down. Better yet, don't improve your aim. She'll find a way to unglue it quick  Never relent in a piss fight
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Jan 26, 2018 20:06
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lol at "nuhhhh how do i unfuck this glued toilet seat" just pry it off, scrape off the glue residue, and install a new seat. no big deal
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Jan 26, 2018 20:08
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I don't think the mechanics of toilet seat replacement are what the OP is worried about
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Jan 26, 2018 20:09
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La Brea Carpet posted:My [49 M] wife [49 F] has been getting angry at me for peeing standing up, and now literally glued down the toilet seat. I have important guests coming over and don't know what to tell them The actual solution is for one of them to be out of the house for the majority of the day. Stir crazy is real.
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Jan 26, 2018 20:12
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If he unglued the seat, she gonna superglue his dong his thigh while he sleeps. Hide the glue dude!
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Jan 26, 2018 20:12
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loquacius posted:I'm seriously curious what her reasoning is here Maybe he just really sucks at aiming. Like he hits the wall every time or something.
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Jan 26, 2018 20:14
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Lesbian Dom Poly time! Me [29 F] with my gf [27 F] of 1.5yr, I can't stand her kink quote:u/throwitawayjkdfshklj
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Jan 26, 2018 20:16
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Ghost pepper lady probably shouldn't be chatting up her ex when her boydriend is there, but holy poo poo poisoning someone as a way to get back at them because you are jealous ? Toilet seat guy should start pissing in his wife's clean laundry to retaliate.
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Jan 26, 2018 20:16
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“Oh, I’m sorry. I thought this was a noise issue and your clothes muffle the sound so effectively.”
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Jan 26, 2018 20:22
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Milotic posted:Lesbian Dom Poly time!  "I find my partner getting the poo poo beat out of them all the time to be a turn off" is a new category of poly problem, at least, so points for originality.
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Jan 26, 2018 20:24
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La Brea Carpet posted:My [49 M] wife [49 F] has been getting angry at me for peeing standing up, and now literally glued down the toilet seat. I have important guests coming over and don't know what to tell them What the gently caress for; does she like sitting down on cold splashes of pee?
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Jan 26, 2018 20:31
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I never understood the importance of the toilet seat argument. Also, LOL at detective pee pee listening for the sprinkles so she can bust you stand up pissin'.
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Jan 26, 2018 20:33
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girl pants posted:I (23f) have a serious aversion to spicy foods. BF(23m) of 7 months put piece of ghost pepper in my drink last night as a "joke." I got deathly ill and he's telling me to "lighten up" and I "deserved it." She may be a wimp, she may be allergic, but you don't loving put a ghost pepper in the food or drink of someone who never deals with spicy things. Just loving rub reaper peppers on his dick.
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Jan 26, 2018 20:34
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new phone who dis posted:I never understood the importance of the toilet seat argument. Also, LOL at detective pee pee listening for the sprinkles so she can bust you stand up pissin'.
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Jan 26, 2018 20:35
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new phone who dis posted:I never understood the importance of the toilet seat argument. Also, LOL at detective pee pee listening for the sprinkles so she can bust you stand up pissin'. She has a giant brain tumor which is pushing the part of her brain that handles poo poo that matters into close proximity with the part of her brain used to sequester memories of terrible stand up routines and stale dad jokes.
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Jan 26, 2018 20:39
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Apparently my grandpa was adamant that men were not pee loudly in the center of the bowl when there were women present. I don't know the whole story but my dad made a big deal of peeing really loud whenever my grandpa visited. He'd say "you sounded like a horse in there". In places where there is communal living, like maybe a barracks or jail or whatever, it's considered bad form to piss loudly because it might disturb other people. I remember this from the movie The Last Emperor because when he got put in jail, they had to have a sit-down with him and tell him not to piss in the middle of the bucket because it was loud and made other people angry.
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Jan 26, 2018 20:40
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I think piss lady just wants to emasculate him.
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Jan 26, 2018 20:48
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I wish I could have a house rule that everyone has to pee sitting down here but I'd feel weird asking guests to do so. I just have to accept wiping up piss driblets all around the toilet after guys are over. It's not always bad, but men + beers = pissfloor. Even if you have perfect aim though, you will still generate piss-mist. Was on some medication years ago that turned my pee dark orange and after a month it looked like someone had lightly airbrushed the walls around the toilet orange. It went up way higher that I'd expect. I don't want toilet water/piss mist all over the bathroom so we just sit and keep a clean bathroom. I could see a woman asking her partner to either pee sitting down or aim better if she tends to be the one cleaning the bathroom and he's getting piss all over. If he's mostly incharge of cleaning though, let him pee how he wants so long as he keeps the bathroom piss-free.
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Jan 26, 2018 20:53
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The real problem is guys who don't do a post-piss damage assessment.
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TheScott2K posted:The real problem is guys who don't do a post-piss damage assessment. Step 1) Check for piss on rim Step 2) Get toilet paper Step 3) Wipe off piss Step 4) Flush piss + TP Step 5) Leave bathroom, toilet seat up if it's daytime, down if nighttime This is how my husband learned at home with 2 dudes and 2 ladies. I don't even mind cleaning our bathroom.
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Jan 26, 2018 21:03
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Every single man I have ever lived with has left layers of piss droplets in the bathroom for me to clean up save one. My father. Roommates. Boyfriends. They did not and would not clean it up themselves, and some vociferously denied their own culpability, but I knew. And no, it's not on the seat, these men were not that abominable, it's a fine misting all around the toilet itself on the floor. One man has not. I married him, and this has prevented me from turning into a seething woman driven to acts of toilet sabotage in a desperate yet futile attempt to not have to mop up yet another grown man's piss leavings.
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Jan 26, 2018 21:07
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if its not on the toilet itself, it doesn't matter
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Jan 26, 2018 21:10
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If I read the word "profesh" one more time I'm going to scream and it was only in that post like three times.
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Jan 26, 2018 21:14
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Different people can have vastly different standards for what's clean or what's gross too. In a relationship where one person has vastly lower standards it can create a lot of stress because the civilized person ends up doing all the cleaning while the animal person is constantly confused and annoyed about their neat-freak partner and who cares if the toilet is dirty and there's pubes stuck onto the piss-damp floor, that's normal.
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I just learned to never put the seat up in the first place. It's not hard to aim. That and wiping up any strays leaves a clean toilet and no conflict over the seat position. That way when my father in law leaves the seat up after spraying down the entire bathroom I get none of the blame.
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