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Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

fluffyDeathbringer posted:

The other ones at least have a coherent message (in the sense that while it's distorted far-right bile, it's recognizable distorted far-right bile), but this is honestly incomprehensible, aside from the gay caricature. Bullheadedly trying to do impossible poo poo is good? Being able to be emotionally affected by things is bad? This from a guy who's so emotionally affected by TEH GAYZ that he draws himself petulantly screaming at them?

Surviving in harsh conditions by hard work and never giving up is a central piece of traditional Finnish patriotic imagery. Meanwhile showing emotions (other than rage, I guess) has been considered unmanly.

But yeah, it's still stupid as hell.

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Stefu
Feb 4, 2005

fluffyDeathbringer posted:

Bullheadedly trying to do impossible poo poo is good? Being able to be emotionally affected by things is bad?

Welcome to Finland.

fluffyDeathbringer
Nov 1, 2017

it's not what you've got, it's what you make of it

Kennel posted:

Surviving in harsh conditions by hard work and never giving up is a central piece of traditional Finnish patriotic imagery. Meanwhile showing emotions (other than rage, I guess) has been considered unmanly.

But yeah, it's still stupid as hell.

Yeah, guess that angle should've occurred to me, being Finnish myself and having grown up knowing about the historical appreciation of sisu and all; a better incredulous rhetorical question might've been "Bullheadedly doing impossible and pointless poo poo is good?" Even in light of that cultural image, though, this is stupid; he's not even doing anything necessary, for gently caress's sake, just trying to topple a rock for no reason. For people who ostensibly care about Finland and want to preserve tradition, The Finns suck at actually representing the past they claim to love. Par the course for skinheads, I guess.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

So question. Where do these conservative cartoonists live where all gay men are in assless chaps 24/7, and why am I not there?

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

That's a coherent visual metaphor and it's incisive- good stuff.

MikeyTsi
Jan 11, 2009

Electric Phantasm posted:

Did the Independence Day aliens seriously not get named?

Roland Emmerich. You know the answer.


Zulily Zoetrope posted:

Is it just me, or is the hair of BenG's Trump consistently getting thicker and more full?

From the looks of it, the hairbeast is draining Trump's fat.



This one is actually legitimately funny. It's well drawn, well composed, and has a pretty good joke.
What happened to Mac?

DariusLikewise posted:

Jesus was a socialist

Funny story, I got rage unfriended once as the result of a debate that ensued when I made this comment as a status.

PowerBeard posted:

Wait, how did Catholics get roped in on this?

That Martin Luther fucker.


My, this one has certainly aged well.



I've been in a Beetle of this vintage, and there's no WAY they have that much space.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

Stefu posted:



"Hellå? Is it the welfare office? I need some fast gas money for my... ...hobbies." (the use of the letter 'Å' tells this is happening in Sweden)



(at welfare office) "Then: We won't repay your taxi trip without a receipt! / Oh dear, I lost it in the first aid!" / "Now: We'll pay your daily benefits, children's benefits, housing benefits and others while you're abroad on... er, a posting!"

Does the far right just import all its dogwhistles from the US now?

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

MikeyTsi posted:

This one is actually legitimately funny. It's well drawn, well composed, and has a pretty good joke.
What happened to Mac?

Mac is rather talented. His problem is that most of his cartoons are based on jokes that are only good if you share his bigotry and his misogyny. Sometimes, though, though he'll make a cartoon that does not appeal to either of these traits of his.

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

Zemyla posted:

Does the far right just import all its dogwhistles from the US now?

The Fins are the worlds most racist people and probably hold the silver and bronze medal too. Like first generation Finish immigrants in other countries will be racist towards non-white immigrants quicker than the native population. Not in an attempt to fit in with the locals or anything because the fins will be racist towards them too. Even if the locals are white.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Zemyla posted:

Does the far right just import all its dogwhistles from the US now?

I mean, hell, far right groups in Europe have been using the fuckin Confederate Flag as a symbol for years.

Stefu
Feb 4, 2005

Zemyla posted:

Does the far right just import all its dogwhistles from the US now?

Nah, both of these whistles have probably been imported from either Sweden or UK/France.

I dont know
Aug 9, 2003

That Guy here...

Pakled posted:

I mean, hell, far right groups in Europe have been using the fuckin Confederate Flag as a symbol for years.

This is mostly because they can be prosecuted for flying swastika flags.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

CoolCab posted:

That's a coherent visual metaphor and it's incisive- good stuff.

It is possibly one of the best cartoons I have ever seen. It is clever, doesn't use a bunch of text to bring it's point across ( the word in the upper corner isn't even needed) and isn't horribly drawn either, utilizing perspective and shadows well.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Cat Mattress posted:

Mac is rather talented. His problem is that most of his cartoons are based on jokes that are only good if you share his bigotry and his misogyny. Sometimes, though, though he'll make a cartoon that does not appeal to either of these traits of his.

He has these odd moments where he has a non-toxic viewpoint, like the one about the college presidents getting paid waaaay too much.

Duke Igthorn
Oct 11, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
What's posted in the Brittoons thread if they're all posted here?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

fluffyDeathbringer posted:

The other ones at least have a coherent message (in the sense that while it's distorted far-right bile, it's recognizable distorted far-right bile), but this is honestly incomprehensible, aside from the gay caricature. Bullheadedly trying to do impossible poo poo is good? Being able to be emotionally affected by things is bad? This from a guy who's so emotionally affected by TEH GAYZ that he draws himself petulantly screaming at them?

It's "thus of olde, thus now" but in a stupid way.

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




Does this count as a politoon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltzy5vRmN8Q

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Wow, not a single pedant complained about improper Cyrillic. I’m impressed, thread, you’re starting to mature.

Cat Mattress posted:

So apparently if you develop telekinesis and levitation, your arms and legs atrophy into vestigial sticks. It's a weird world Kalle developed, but an internally coherent one, I suppose.

Sure, no sense spending energy to maintain body parts you don’t need. It’s like how cavefish are blind.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Truest cartoon in here

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
I'm confused about the top right one; is keeping the blood alcohol limit for a DUI high some liberal position I am unaware of?

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

Samurai Sanders posted:

I'm confused about the top right one; is keeping the blood alcohol limit for a DUI high some liberal position I am unaware of?

Utah has extremely strict liquor laws because of the influence of the Mormon Church.

skeleton warrior
Nov 12, 2016


fluffyDeathbringer posted:

Yeah, guess that angle should've occurred to me, being Finnish myself and having grown up knowing about the historical appreciation of sisu and all; a better incredulous rhetorical question might've been "Bullheadedly doing impossible and pointless poo poo is good?" Even in light of that cultural image, though, this is stupid; he's not even doing anything necessary, for gently caress's sake, just trying to topple a rock for no reason. For people who ostensibly care about Finland and want to preserve tradition, The Finns suck at actually representing the past they claim to love. Par the course for skinheads, I guess.

This conversation is convincing me that My Summer Car is the most Finnish video game ever made.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Cpt_Obvious posted:

Utah has extremely strict liquor laws because of the influence of the Mormon Church.
Well of course but, is there anyone seriously arguing that the law is too hard on people who drink and drive?

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

Samurai Sanders posted:

I'm confused about the top right one; is keeping the blood alcohol limit for a DUI high some liberal position I am unaware of?

Yeah, Utah fairly recently lowered their DUI threshold to .05%, which research indicates is greater than what's safe anyway.

Samurai Sanders posted:

Well of course but, is there anyone seriously arguing that the law is too hard on people who drink and drive?

Lol yes. Lots of em.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

fool_of_sound posted:

Lol yes. Lots of em.

Some of them are even sober.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

fool_of_sound posted:

Lol yes. Lots of em.
Huh, I had no idea. Is it about unfair punishment of the condition of being an alcoholic? Or part of an argument against imprisonment in general? Or literally "I want to drive home after drinking without the police all up in my business"?

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

Samurai Sanders posted:

Huh, I had no idea. Is it about unfair punishment of the condition of being an alcoholic? Or part of an argument against imprisonment in general? Or literally "I want to drive home after drinking without the police all up in my business"?

Mostly that last one.

Spoderman
Aug 2, 2004

Samurai Sanders posted:

Huh, I had no idea. Is it about unfair punishment of the condition of being an alcoholic? Or part of an argument against imprisonment in general? Or literally "I want to drive home after drinking without the police all up in my business"?

"I don't FEEL drunk, so why am I under arrest, officer?"

Kaza42
Oct 3, 2013

Blood and Souls and all that

Samurai Sanders posted:

Huh, I had no idea. Is it about unfair punishment of the condition of being an alcoholic? Or part of an argument against imprisonment in general? Or literally "I want to drive home after drinking without the police all up in my business"?

The only coherent argument I could find is as follows:
Drunk driving laws criminalize a specific BAC. However, it is practically impossible for someone to know what their current BAC is. Rough calculations and guesses work reasonably well, but still leave a fuzzy area. As such, under the current law it is impossible to know if you are breaking the law or not while driving, if you have been drinking at all. Furthermore, the law is targeting a specific state of being, the contents of your blood rather than the consequences of your actions. Therefore, drunk driving laws should be abolished, in favor of A)harsh punishments for actually causing an accident and B)penalties for reckless/impaired driving based on external factors rather than a binary check of blood alchocol.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Kaza42 posted:

The only coherent argument I could find is as follows:
Drunk driving laws criminalize a specific BAC. However, it is practically impossible for someone to know what their current BAC is. Rough calculations and guesses work reasonably well, but still leave a fuzzy area. As such, under the current law it is impossible to know if you are breaking the law or not while driving, if you have been drinking at all. Furthermore, the law is targeting a specific state of being, the contents of your blood rather than the consequences of your actions. Therefore, drunk driving laws should be abolished, in favor of A)harsh punishments for actually causing an accident and B)penalties for reckless/impaired driving based on external factors rather than a binary check of blood alchocol.
I guess that would just make the law line up with the real situation, that the police stopped you because you were driving erratically (or because you were black and in a nice car or whatever but I guess that's beyond the scope of this). Still, I find it hard to believe that anyone would come up with this other than that they want to drink and drive.

Tibalt
May 14, 2017

What, drawn, and talk of peace! I hate the word, As I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee

Samurai Sanders posted:

I guess that would just make the law line up with the real situation, that the police stopped you because you were driving erratically (or because you were black and in a nice car or whatever but I guess that's beyond the scope of this). Still, I find it hard to believe that anyone would come up with this other than that they want to drink and drive.
BAC is arbitrary. .05% is probably an acceptable level, but reducing it by .03% because your state is a pseudo-theocracy is still insane and frankly unacceptable. Just because it's a slow boil on Prohibition instead of a ban doesn't mean it's not a perfectly valid thing to get upset about.

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

Tibalt posted:

BAC is arbitrary.

Wrong

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Utah has a long tradition of quasi prohibition and saying theres no diff between .08 and .05 (when commercial is .04) is wrong

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
Yea it seems Utah is known for having a lot of dry counties, even though it's technically behind other states like Tennessee.

This is kinda neat to learn about. I don't drink at all so I wonder what kind of affect dry counties have. My only experience was my dad complaining on a trip "We need to stop here because it's the only not-dry place we'll pass through before we get to our destination".

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Was it Utah or Texas where a sheriff just arrested people for being above the limit at a bar, arguing that they "would've drove home", and then he put out a statement saying "A bar isn't a place to get drunk".

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Samurai Sanders posted:

Still, I find it hard to believe that anyone would come up with this other than that they want to drink and drive.

This might shock you but many adults consume alcoholic beverages and still retain the ability to drive

420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

Despera posted:

This might shock you but many adults consume alcoholic beverages and still retain the ability to drive

Bruce?

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Despera posted:

This might shock you but many adults consume alcoholic beverages and still retain the ability to drive

Please don't go down this road. (heh)

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Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


I don't know about other states, but in mine you don't have to do the roadside breathalyzer test. That means they have to find probable cause to believe you are drunk during the physical test (walk the line, touch your nose, etc.) to arrest you and compel you to take the breathalyzer at the station. So, to get far enough where BAC comes into play, you have to have demonstrated that you physically should not be driving.

Granted, often cops can just say what they want about how you did on those tests but still. With dash cams and body cams that would become harder for them to do though.

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