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Zelder
Jan 4, 2012


*looks at value*

Nice.

TheScott2K posted:

It's fine if you're deaf

What the gently caress, the music and the quips are the best part of crazy taxi

YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH

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CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


UnfortunateSexFart posted:

Any thoughts on Monster Hunter? I was semi interested until ACG said it was like Diablo. Doesn't look like Diablo though.
It's like Diablo in that it is a video game in which you may hit things with a sword or an axe, and there's a town that you return to periodically. That's about the only similarity.

I don't know what an ACG is but they seem kind of dumb.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




CrashCat posted:

It's like Diablo in that it is a video game in which you may hit things with a sword or an axe, and there's a town that you return to periodically. That's about the only similarity.

I don't know what an ACG is but they seem kind of dumb.

Hes the youtube reviewer who comes up with the constant painful similes.

"Next up is sound music and voice: this game has tunes that will get you popping like testicles at a nutshot factory..."

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Oh I forgot, they both also have HP and health potions. So basically the same game, my bad

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

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𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 ð’®𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Yeah I'm not a fan of ACG reviews but he's good at getting them up the second the embargo lifts. And he's not obviously paid off like the big boys.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




No Sponsored bullcrap is gonna be on his tombstone

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

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univbee posted:

Monster Hunter is effectively a genre unto itself so calling it like Diablo isn't really that accurate. You're put into a zone and have to track down and hunt a giant monster, which is an involved ARPG boss battle and will involve things like the monster fleeing to heal and you having to track it down. So it involves progressively harder and more involved battles and you getting better gear and all that stuff. And most of what you do is really "hunting", you'll do stuff like set traps and follow footprints and the like. Like, imagine if Witcher 3 was specifically designed for involved boss battles with 3 other players, and simulating hunting for sport/meat in a fantasy world and that being all you did in the game.

I think this is the first game in that whole genre that's even been on an Xbox before, which is impressive given it's almost as old as the Xbox brand and had its first games on PS2.

For X enhancements expect there to be options like "pretty 4K and 30fps locked" and "lower graphics settings but 60fps".

Bolded part is what I assumed, but fighting monsters was far from my favourite part of Witcher 3. Also not a big fan of loot games. I almost certainly won't like MHW, but I want to try it. God drat you Blockbuster, why'd you have to die?!?

I gotta say MHW looks stupid when you're up close and the monsters keep clipping through the player(s), but bow and arrow Aloy-style looks more fun.

Zat
Jan 16, 2008

Zelder posted:

What the gently caress, the music and the quips are the best part of crazy taxi

It doesn't have the original soundtrack with Offspring & Bad Religion due to licensing. I for one don't like the replacement soundtrack.

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

I played Monster Hunter World beta and was bored as rather quickly and it ran like garbage on every PS4 Pro setting in one way or another. I'd imagine its a similar experience on Xbox One X because lets be real its not really that much better and devs are lazy.

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

Bolded part is what I assumed, but fighting monsters was far from my favourite part of Witcher 3. Also not a big fan of loot games. I almost certainly won't like MHW, but I want to try it. God drat you Blockbuster, why'd you have to die?!?

I gotta say MHW looks stupid when you're up close and the monsters keep clipping through the player(s), but bow and arrow Aloy-style looks more fun.

Redbox it yo

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



I’m optimistic about sea of thieves after playing the beta. Def need more in depth quests or it’s gonna get destroyed in reviews but alpha players are saying there’s even content from alpha that isn’t in the closed beta.. so there is stuff being held back for main release. It’s totally a game to chill in.. sandboxy... if you like being on a ship with ur pals taking in the sunset it’s a game for you. If you need clear plot linearization and cutscenes or what have you look else where. The most fun we had was probably locking a guy who beached our shop in the brig and throwing water buckets in his face

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

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fishmech posted:

Redbox it yo

Redbox went under in Canada too. :( The only options are buying or waiting an eternity for the local library to get it.

And buying costs $80 after tax now at cheapest since Amazon lowered their preorder discount to 10%.

It was reported that Blockbuster near me was doing just fine but the whole Canadian operation was sacrificed to keep the American stores going for a few more years. Edit: and of course Blockbuster killed off all the local video rental places except one, and they don't do video games.

Edit 2: annnd the only Gamefly equivalent takes about a month to ship games to the west coast, so it's both useless and a lovely deal.

Basically, Canada sucks.

UnfortunateSexFart fucked around with this message at 19:52 on Jan 25, 2018

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


I've had more false starts with MH than any other series. The new one just looks too good though. I'm really hoping the QOL stuff hooks me in.

marathon Stairmaster sesh
Apr 28, 2009

ALL HAIL CEO NUGGET
1988-PRESENT


Heads up for those who never played Split/Second: You're going to be constanly creamed in multiplayer until you progressed quite a bit in Career to unlock the good cars if you get paired against long time players. I experenced this when I rented it in '13/'14.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Is Split Second the one where you can activate BF-leveloutions? Planes crashing and earth quakes etc?

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

Beastie posted:

Is Split Second the one where you can activate BF-leveloutions? Planes crashing and earth quakes etc?

That's the one. Came out around the same time as Blur

Tsietisin
Jul 2, 2004

Time passes quickly on the weekend.

I have a real affinity for Split/Second. It's a racing game that presses all the right buttons for me.

I also really like the whole TV episode feel to the game with it's "next time on..." and "in this episode..." bits.

This is why I've also legit enjoyed playing the games Phantasy Star Universe and Quantum Break.

I'll show myself out

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.
You're right to like it, it's the closest thing to a new Megarace we ever got.

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Tsietisin posted:

This is why I've also legit enjoyed playing the games Phantasy Star Universe and Quantum Break.

Quantum Break was some real trash, unless you enjoy terribly acted SyFy-level TV segments that go on forever.

Tsietisin
Jul 2, 2004

Time passes quickly on the weekend.

Fame Douglas posted:

Quantum Break was some real trash, unless you enjoy terribly acted SyFy-level TV segments that go on forever.

I kinda do.

Instant Sunrise
Apr 12, 2007


The manger babies don't have feelings. You said it yourself.
Honestly? I have to give Quantum Break props for trying to revive a genre that's been dead since Sewer Shark and Night Trap.

marathon Stairmaster sesh
Apr 28, 2009

ALL HAIL CEO NUGGET
1988-PRESENT

Instant Sunrise posted:

Honestly? I have to give Quantum Break props for trying to revive a genre that's been dead since Sewer Shark and Night Trap.

Contradiction is the one step foward and The Bunker is the two steps back of the modern take of the FMV genre.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Quantum Beak might be the least interesting, least creative time travel story ever told. And all the powers are bog standard shooter abilities with a loose time travel related explanation.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Yeah the powers got boring super quick. I kind of want to download it again just to see how it looks in 4K but I know I’ll get bored after the first 15 minutes.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


All those other games have grenades, but we have...time grenades! You see, unlike those other grenades, they are powered by time!*


*They just explode though that's it

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Which car co paid them for exclusive car product placement again?

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Real hurthling! posted:

Which car co paid them for exclusive car product placement again?

Nissan

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Suddenly feel the urge to drive my Versa directly into a car crusher

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

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Can confirm that Monster Hunter looks like trash on the X. Not sure how they get away with calling it enhanced, it looks like a 360 game with awful textures on everything but the monsters. Even the HDR is bad.

And of course it is extremely not my poo poo in general, as predicted.

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

Is monster hunter a game that a person who’s never played the series would be in to? I’ve watched a bit of it and it seems to be in a world of its own. A few things stand out that make me hesitate to try it. There are a ton of menus and a lot of things to learn, the clipping of the monsters through both your character and the ground makes it seem a bit cheap, and it looks like the fights are trying to be dark souls but just aren’t nearly as complex.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Quantum Breka is an impressive accomplishment in the world of gameplay padding and should be recognized for its achievements in the field. The amount of times you akwardly travel through the same areas with only slight variations in the level decor, often handicapped to only be able to walk, is a work of genius.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Blind Rasputin posted:

Is monster hunter a game that a person who’s never played the series would be in to? I’ve watched a bit of it and it seems to be in a world of its own. A few things stand out that make me hesitate to try it. There are a ton of menus and a lot of things to learn, the clipping of the monsters through both your character and the ground makes it seem a bit cheap, and it looks like the fights are trying to be dark souls but just aren’t nearly as complex.

Does the idea of grinding through ancient mechanics that dozens of games have improved upon since to kill larger creatures with 4 other human players sound like the negatives outweigh the positives

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Blind Rasputin posted:

Is monster hunter a game that a person who’s never played the series would be in to? I’ve watched a bit of it and it seems to be in a world of its own. A few things stand out that make me hesitate to try it. There are a ton of menus and a lot of things to learn, the clipping of the monsters through both your character and the ground makes it seem a bit cheap, and it looks like the fights are trying to be dark souls but just aren’t nearly as complex.

I played the 3ds demos, several vita exclusive knock off series, and hated every min of it but mhw is tight yo

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

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Blind Rasputin posted:

Is monster hunter a game that a person who’s never played the series would be in to? I’ve watched a bit of it and it seems to be in a world of its own. A few things stand out that make me hesitate to try it. There are a ton of menus and a lot of things to learn, the clipping of the monsters through both your character and the ground makes it seem a bit cheap, and it looks like the fights are trying to be dark souls but just aren’t nearly as complex.

It's awful. Way worse than I imagined. It's a janky, corny, over-complicared relic of the past that looks and runs like poo poo on the X. I don't understand how people put up with this in 2018.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Real hurthling! posted:

I played the 3ds demos, several vita exclusive knock off series, and hated every min of it but mhw is tight yo

Yeah I've never cared for the series but it's fun. The little qol stuff and juxtaposition nice art direction go a long way.

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

The reviews for monster hunter are gushing over it though. I think I’ll pass. I hear subnautica is coming out of alpha and is official, maybe I’ll give that a go. People are saying it’s pretty good!

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.
Wolfenstein II pretty much killed any faith I had left in reviews of AAA games.

Awesome!
Oct 17, 2008

Ready for adventure!


Blind Rasputin posted:

it looks like the fights are trying to be dark souls but just aren’t nearly as complex.
dark souls fights are honestly easy compared to later mh fights.

RBX
Jan 2, 2011

Monster Hunter is also years older than Dark Souls.

TheScott2K posted:

Wolfenstein II pretty much killed any faith I had left in reviews of AAA games.

MH is like Pokémon than an AAA game. A well established franchise that polishes the formula every time.

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Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

Awesome! posted:

dark souls fights are honestly easy compared to later mh fights.

Yeah I am not a super big Monster Hunter fanboy but anyone who tells you it's an easy series is obviously someone that hasn't spent much time playing it. I have Monster Hunter XX on the switch and some of later game monsters take more than 90 minutes to kill. If you make a single mistake you get to start over again.

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