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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Texas being so proud of their booming economy and then a fertilizer plant literally goes boom thanks to all the deregulation.

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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Taintrunner posted:

James comey got owned lol

i watched MSNBC for the first time since the election last night and they had some spook on there going :qq: "PLEASE DO NOT LET TRUMP INTERFERE WITH OUR CAREER MEN AND WOMEN THAT MAKE US SAFE" :qq:

i always lol that after 50 years of destroying leftists, the right wing was the one that got subverted by russian interests and is now seeking to destroy the FBI

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Obama tried to freeze Fox News out of the press pool when he got into office and all the other news networks defended them in solidarity because :decorum:, and then Fox turned around and cheered on the next president doing the same thing.

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Dan Quayle made his distaste for Murphy Brown - a fictional single mother - a campaign issue


Here's a laughably horrible WaPo op-ed defending him:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opin...m=.2a9569d095e8

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

frankenfreak posted:

Texas being so proud of their booming economy and then a fertilizer plant literally goes boom thanks to all the deregulation.
...and then Texans got so offended by a political cartoon about it that the artist had to defend himself on the op-ed page

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

Ron Jeremy posted:

We invaded Iraq on some made up bullshit and those in power who were responsible for hundreds of thousands of deaths have faced zero consequences.

:roflolmao:

I read somewhere that powerful Americans used the Iraq invasion and rebuilding for a field test of an experimental 100% privatized state, to the point of tearing down perfectly workable government agencies so that they could be replaced by foreign corporations. I wonder, one, where did I read it, and two, was it literally true or a dramatization? Not that I would find it hard to believe

Would that be a good enough reason to invade? what about the chance to fulfill a biblical prophecy and initiate the Third Impact Apocalypse?

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

DACK FAYDEN posted:

...and then Texans got so offended by a political cartoon about it that the artist had to defend himself on the op-ed page



lmao yeah it's the cartoon that is the offensive thing here, not the people that died because of the right-wing fetish for FREEDOM.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
love to build explosive buildings next to schools, homes,

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

DACK FAYDEN posted:

...and then Texans got so offended by a political cartoon about it that the artist had to defend himself on the op-ed page



I like how the artist stuck to his guns and used the opportunity to explain exactly how the deregulation led to the tragedy.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

logikv9 posted:

love to build explosive buildings next to schools, homes,

Actually it's the other way around, the plant was there before the other stuff

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

General Dog posted:

Actually it's the other way around, the plant was there before the other stuff

this area is really exploding in value, said the realtor

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

General Dog posted:

Actually it's the other way around, the plant was there before the other stuff

Is this where we say "that rules lmao"?

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Well either way it was because they had no zoning regulations.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Hillary's team of galaxy brains spent hours crafting a twitter reply to Little Marco

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
we came, we saw, he died!

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Speaking of liddle Marco: "We must dispel the notion etc. pp."

Also the loving water bottle.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irx_QXsJiao

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

frankenfreak posted:

Speaking of liddle Marco: "We must dispel the notion etc. pp."

Also the loving water bottle.

lol it was "let's dispel with this fiction"

cenotaph
Mar 2, 2013



When Arnold Schwarzenegger was on a talk show and he and the host told people they should live within their means.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

frankenfreak posted:

Speaking of liddle Marco: "We must dispel the notion etc. pp."

Also the loving water bottle.

I posted it earlier in this thread but I liked the OG british version better:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCem9EZb-YA

I still enjoy reciting this line in my best fake british accent.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
That post reminded me of the Ed Stone

Apparently one of Ed Miliband's pr people saw the Ed Stone for the first time on TV and just started screaming at the sight of it

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Controls on Immigration

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

MikeCrotch posted:

That post reminded me of the Ed Stone

Apparently one of Ed Miliband's pr people saw the Ed Stone for the first time on TV and just started screaming at the sight of it

Dan Hodges reported that while watching Miliband unveil the tablet on television, a Labour press officer "started screaming. He stood in the office, just screaming over and over again at the screen. It was so bad they thought he was having a breakdown"

lol

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

life comes at you fast etc

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

he laid off like half his staff that day

cenotaph
Mar 2, 2013



Gorka's EDC

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Yo trawled this off an old hard drive, circa 2008.

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


GalacticAcid posted:

My favorite post

wtf is that

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

It’s iowa barbecue baby

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Waffle House posted:

Yo trawled this off an old hard drive, circa 2008.


Post the one with the butt!

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
https://twitter.com/KenJennings/status/956717565568368640

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Waffle House posted:

Yo trawled this off an old hard drive, circa 2008.



nah
Mar 16, 2009

Sarah Palin was a pretty funny thing that happened

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

nah posted:

Sarah Palin was a pretty funny thing that happened

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
fyi this is the transcript of her one trump rally

Pound_Coin
Feb 5, 2004
£


How exactly did you give a markov chain bot schizophrenia?

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Waffle House posted:

Yo trawled this off an old hard drive, circa 2008.


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GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
just remembered Howard Stern took Sarah Palin’s audiobook and turned it into a narration of a scat party in her own voice


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByjVJAEAnGM

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