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"LOL, the lib media is so upset that the Hamburglar stole all those burgers we told him to deliver! What did they think he was gonna do?"  He's so close to "Hmm, maybe the Hamburglar shouldn't have this job to begin with," but we all know he'll never get there.
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Jan 27, 2018 19:05
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Jan 27, 2018 19:09
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The famous Presidential catch phrase,
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I like how the dog is somehow the object of her rant, too. Robots called "Terminators" are "terminating" important people! Aaaargh I'm really dumb for thinking this is bad! 
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Jan 27, 2018 19:13
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Katt posted:This does speak to me when I think about the number of smokers who lecture me on the hazards of eating pasta and any food that contains "e markings" Are they talking about E numbers? Because that's stupid. You're breathing E numbers right now (E941 and E948).
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Crabtree posted:Am I supposed to care about any of these weirdos It's a milquetoast MOR comedy comic strip so, no?
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Ularg posted:Being such a vegan that you would potentially put stress on a friend who wants to cook you dinner seems like a real dick move. So, being a vegan then?
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Johnny Walker posted:I don't know about other states, but in mine you don't have to do the roadside breathalyzer test. That means they have to find probable cause to believe you are drunk during the physical test (walk the line, touch your nose, etc.) to arrest you and compel you to take the breathalyzer at the station. So, to get far enough where BAC comes into play, you have to have demonstrated that you physically should not be driving. I just recently sat on a jury (Colorado) where a man was accused of driving drunk and high and had refused a breathalyzer test. We had a lot of discussion about that, even though the judge told us that shouldn’t be seen as a sign of guilt. I think the law was that you can refuse the test but then you lose your driver’s license for a while (six months maybe?). A lot of the case was based on a road side test called “Horizontal Gaze Nistagma” (spelling?) which involved a cop looking at his pupils and seeing how they darted. I’m still skeptical as to how reliable a field test done by a non-medical professional is, but we were told we had to accept him as an expert. Eventually we decided on “Driving While Alcohol Impaired,” which is a lesser charge than DUI.
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He is upset because his incompetently designed mouse wheel cannot rotate a full revolution.
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Mantis42 posted:Liberal (dumb, angry): Jerry Sandusky molested my child! Ahh! 
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This is the stupidest possible take on the situation. Or on any situation. e: Next year, can we have a gaybie category for "worst take?"
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Pakled posted:This is the stupidest possible take on the situation. Or on any situation. I was thinking"Most Deliberately Missing the Point" Or, "Most Willfully Dense" for short.
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the_steve posted:I was thinking"Most Deliberately Missing the Point" Yeah, that's probably better. I think it'd be a fruitful category.
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the_steve posted:I was thinking"Most Deliberately Missing the Point" "Most Outright Supportive of Eliminating Democracy/Breaking the Law/Defying the Constitution".
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cheetah7071 posted:Wait Garrison hates big banks? Is there some sort of extreme libertarian mind bending you can do to fellate the free market and still dislike what banks do when they aren't regulated?
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Zemyla posted:Are they talking about E numbers? Because that's stupid. You're breathing E numbers right now (E941 and E948). Yes those things on the cans of stuff that's not on wholesome things like raw vegetables.
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Jan 27, 2018 20:29
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Apparently Oprah said she isn't interested in being President. I'm glad dozens of cartoonists obsessed about that possibility for weeks.
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Internet Kraken posted:Apparently Oprah said she isn't interested in being President. I'm glad dozens of cartoonists obsessed about that possibility for weeks. Wait for the "Lying Oprah" cartoons and also Tweets from the president of the United States of America.
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Internet Kraken posted:Apparently Oprah said she isn't interested in being President. I'm glad dozens of cartoonists obsessed about that possibility for weeks. I think they were more obsessed with being able to call other people hypocrites and deflect from their support of a reality show president.
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That Lester is breathtakingly stupid. You may as well just write “I SUPPORT CORRUPT PIECES OF poo poo SO LONG AS THEY GIVE ME TAX CUTS AND ARREST PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE”
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There were similarly dumb takes about the Muslim ban which amounted to "he told you he was gonna do it, why are you so upset???"
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cheetah7071 posted:There were similarly dumb takes about the Muslim ban which amounted to "he told you he was gonna do it, why are you so upset???" What’s funny to me about that is that Trump’s opponents were the ones who said he was going to do it, while Trump supporters insisted it was just empty rhetoric. “But he tells it like it is!”
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cheetah7071 posted:There were similarly dumb takes about the Muslim ban which amounted to "he told you he was gonna do it, why are you so upset???" I'm pretty sure that was also a Lester, with the dude reading the same headline through four seasons and only freaking out about it in winter. Because those dumb libs obv never believed trump was going to do what he was saying.
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Cape Cod Crab Chip posted:That was an R.MEKE Ah, my bad, thanks for posting it.
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 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9Did Lester do a cartoon like this when C-Murder was convicted of murder?
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For the famous car giveaway, didn't she declare the cars as prizes instead of gifts (or something like that), so the recipients had to pay the taxes on them instead of her?
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Can there be a more opposite of reality cartoon?
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The rest of the world's military preparedness is the cinder blocks.
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Stultus Maximus posted:I think they were more obsessed with being able to call other people hypocrites and deflect from their support of a reality show president. That, and making sure a black woman stayed in her place.
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Johnny Walker posted:Can there be a more opposite of reality cartoon? It does have some factual basis, through, because the Pentagon is terribly mismanaged. All the money is spent on procuring shiny new stuff that doesn't work, such as the F-35 or the Zumwalt-class, instead of spending it on keeping existing materiel operational or improving the personnel's conditions. The grinding forever-wars in Iraq and Afghanistan have taken a huge toll on the US military. On the other hand, the military-industrial complex is at its peak, companies like Lockheed-Martin are raking in the dough, and as far as the GOP is concerned, it's all that really matters.
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This might be my favorite ever application of Tinsley’s two week delay. Oprah gives a speech, people freak out for a couple weeks that she’s going to run for president, and then she announces it’s not happening the same day Tinsley starts what looks like a week’s worth of strips about it.
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Cat Mattress posted:It does have some factual basis, through, because the Pentagon is terribly mismanaged. All the money is spent on procuring shiny new stuff that doesn't work, such as the F-35 or the Zumwalt-class, instead of spending it on keeping existing materiel operational or improving the personnel's conditions. The grinding forever-wars in Iraq and Afghanistan have taken a huge toll on the US military. On the other hand, the military-industrial complex is at its peak, companies like Lockheed-Martin are raking in the dough, and as far as the GOP is concerned, it's all that really matters. The only thing conservatives know about the military is that money goes in and freedom comes out, that's why no matter how much we give to Are Troops it isn't enough.
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