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its called a kasa tyvm
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Jan 23, 2018 08:06
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Paddington and his aunt leave Peru, and he makes his way to London where he tries to find a home. Paddington is a Dreamer. |
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Jan 23, 2018 08:17
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Coughing and eyes watering, "I love smoking cigars. This is how I want to feel." Throws up into a very tasteful umbrella stand. |
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Jan 23, 2018 15:14
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Sliding off my silk sheets into the floor over and over is just how I know I've made it to the land of luxury. |
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Jan 23, 2018 15:15
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Wooo party! I'm making decisions I regret and becoming someone I hate. Shots! |
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Jan 23, 2018 15:15
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A ski boat is useful one month of the year, but racks up bills 12 months of the year. A ratio like that says one thing to me: Good times. |
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Jan 23, 2018 15:19
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Why is it so hard to find a protein shake that tastes great, is low calorie, and doesn't shout hateful epithets at my pets? Muscle Milk? 200 calories per container! Slimfast? As soon as I opened the lid, it tells my cat it looks like a dead raccoon hosed a car floor mat. |
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Jan 23, 2018 15:22
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Trying to steer conversations back toward my new crockpot/how rad it is to own a crockpot. "Of course you can come back to my place and I think I've got just what you're looking for: A tender juicy brisket with no-fuss potatoes." Leaning over to another mourner, "The tight seal on the coffin ensures a controlled, moist climate much like my Huntington Beach crock pot." "Loneliness is hard to deal with during these winter months and I understand if you're having trouble getting out of bed, but make the effort, because with just a little effort you can have mulled cider any time at a very reasonable price." ShinyBirdTeeth fucked around with this message at 21:03 on Jan 23, 2018 |
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Jan 23, 2018 20:59
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The only way I can understand the political climate of the states is likening it to a crock pot that's been on for too long and everybody just keeps saying "it's a crock pot, you can leave that on forever, nothing bad will happen" (real crockheads know that this is a myth) |
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Jan 23, 2018 21:40
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Okay yeah, I farted right before you came into the room, but on the other hand there's nothing like coming home to a house filled with the aroma of slow cooked chili |
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Jan 23, 2018 21:44
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Jan 23, 2018 22:27
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alnilam posted:Okay yeah, I farted right before you came into the room, but on the other hand there's nothing like coming home to a house filled with the aroma of slow cooked chili savory woodhole whistles amidst tainty thistles life 4 ever, braaski. ---------------- |
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Jan 23, 2018 23:53
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Life is like a crockpot, all that matters is what you put in it, your choice of seasoning, the length of time you keep it cooking for and how delicious it smells when you open up that lid, mmmm |
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Jan 24, 2018 00:55
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sebmojo posted:Life is like a crockpot, all that matters is what you put in it, your choice of seasoning, the length of time you keep it cooking for and how delicious it smells when you open up that lid, mmmm also what temperature you keep it at (low or high) |
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Jan 24, 2018 00:57
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AverySpecialfriend posted:?? What do you mean it's not "crock cocaine"??? I've been using this crock pot wrong for years! |
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Jan 24, 2018 05:33
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Crock pots are great for leftovers too! *puts half a ham sandwich on low for six hours* |
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Jan 24, 2018 16:09
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Welcome back to 'Crock Talk', the Crock Pot shop talk with Jock & Dot! |
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Jan 24, 2018 16:13
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:Leaning over to another mourner, "The tight seal on the coffin ensures a controlled, moist climate much like my Huntington Beach crock pot." This one is my fav btw lol |
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Jan 24, 2018 16:15
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DavidAlltheTime posted:Welcome back to 'Crock Talk', the Crock Pot shop talk with Jock & Dot! We're hot, but low maintenance and you are LIVE with Jock & Dot! |
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Jan 24, 2018 18:00
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"Up next the plague that's sweeping the state: Butts. Here with more, Station Six's very own Malva Dashman. Malva?" "Thank you, Chawd. Butts everyone has one, but now some people have more. Beaches and gyms were closed today across the Bay State in an attempt to fight the buttock creep. But it looks like this is a problem here to stay and it's cracking the community wide open. Body positivity experts encouraged residents to embrace their daring derrières, but some figures are skeptical. Cardinal O'Malley advised residents to accept their tushies, regardless of number, as a gift from God, but to show 'moderation and fortitude' in resisting the temptation to flaunt or squeeze their new found fannies. The MBTA has reassured patrons they will be charged on a per torso basis regardless of their tuckus totals. It's unclear what steps are next, but one thing is certain: No one is taking the butt plague sitting down." |
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Jan 24, 2018 18:15
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:But it looks like this is a problem here to stay and it's cracking the community wide open. Nobody knows what the front of a train is called but we all know about the caboose, am I right guys? That thick thick final train car, the reason we hate to see trains go but we looooove to watch em leave, are you with me fellas? *points to guy* This guy is definitely with me. If you don't like the back, your thoughts are wack. Can I get an amen from the ladies? Are there any ladies left tonight? Anyone?
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Jan 24, 2018 19:58
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I just rode the elevator with a man leaking creep vibes like a Soviet reactor leaks beta particles. He was skeletal, pale white, and slightly hunched. Not a day over 19, but seemed about 37 he was wearing a sweater from the 80's that was unfashionable even then. A yellowed undershirt peaked from the collar. It looked like it should smell of cat-food and stale cigarettes. His receding black hair and pedophile's mustache framed dark, watery eyes. Those eyes touch you like the clammy hand of a fever patient. You just know he collects porcelain dolls, or Garfield cookie jars, or plaster casts of celebrity genitals. Something unwholesome like that. It should be illegal, I thought as he manhandled the book cart into the elevator with surprising violence, it should be illegal to sell a man like that a panel van. |
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Jan 25, 2018 18:09
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jokes that are ok that you really shouldn't bother to create a thread for |
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Jan 27, 2018 00:56
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i flunked out posted:jokes that are ok that you really shouldn't bother to create a thread for  A crypto currency that's generated when me or my friend win a video game or jeapordy. |
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Jan 27, 2018 01:22
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i flunked out posted:jokes that are ok that you really shouldn't bother to create a thread for new byob forum title found 
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Jan 27, 2018 01:24
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Nevvy Z posted:
Dang time someone came up with "points" 
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Jan 27, 2018 16:27
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idk if I posted this one already or not but: caveman black mirror critically acclaimed series about our dependence on technology like “fire” and “the wheel” CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: |
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Jan 28, 2018 05:17
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ghost emoji posted:idk if I posted this one already or not but: The black mirror is an obsidian mirror. |
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Jan 30, 2018 15:30
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Ben Ghazi and the Inside Jobs
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Jan 30, 2018 16:26
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Dag Dale and the Ding Dongs, Sweden's only all-bell surf metal band. |
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Jan 30, 2018 16:42
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ghost emoji posted:idk if I posted this one already or not but: Every episode ends with flaming wheels rolling all over the place |
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Jan 30, 2018 16:55
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Keeping up my standards despite being trapped in a sewer pipe. I'm not going to sleep on a scabby old rat, I need plump fresh rats to do my best thinking. A circle is a very zen shape, I think with some decor I could make something out of this fetid pipe. At least I'm not stuck in a well like some bumpkin. |
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Jan 30, 2018 17:03
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Billy Beauregard and the Bass Blasters, Louisiana's only all bass guitar rockabilly band.
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Jan 30, 2018 17:06
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Koishi Komeiji posted:Billy Beauregard and the Bass Blasters, Louisiana's only all bass guitar rockabilly band. Not to be confused with the Billy Bass Blues Boys. |
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Jan 30, 2018 17:10
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"Return of the Mack" is one of music's great mysteries. We learn that the mack has returned, but we don't know where he went. We know that she lied to him, but we don't ever learn what this lie was. the mack is back an dhe's letting people know that he's here to run the show
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Jan 30, 2018 17:28
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it's the mack here, and we've got the Johnson family and the Sullivan family, let's play the feud!
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Jan 30, 2018 17:29
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the mack is named mark Morrison, maybe it was a typo when he wrote the song and it should be return of the mark but he didn't want ot waste paper so he just went with it edit: jokes that are actually just weird thoughts that you're thinking about this morning and you shouldn't develop a thread for Jolo fucked around with this message at 17:33 on Jan 30, 2018
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Jan 30, 2018 17:31
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Juicero, but for feet |
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Jan 30, 2018 18:13
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Enviro, the environmentally friendly juicer (Image of person using bailing machine) |
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