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mediadave
Sep 8, 2011

Crabtree posted:

Eh depends on the church and how much they still like the bells and smells, like The Church of England which is pretty much Catholic except gently caress YOU POPE, I CAN MARRY WHO I WANT. I mean poo poo, most evangelicals are kind of arch catholic in their mannerisms except when they really want to loving hate Catholics. Most of the big name megachurches sure do act like you can buy your way to heaven.

Church of England definitely aren't evangelical (under its commonly understood definition). Most (all?) mainstream European protestant Churches aren't evangelical, but Methodist, Lutheran, Anglo-Catholic etc.

mediadave fucked around with this message at 19:00 on Jan 28, 2018

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lost old man
Nov 4, 2009

I AM HUNGER.
I FEED.

I saw this and immediately thought the founding fathers were directly addressing the girl and coyote.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

lost old man posted:

I saw this and immediately thought the founding fathers were directly addressing the girl and coyote.

"My apparent resurrection after 200 years of peace and rest is an abomination that should not be"

"Why must you play God"

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Where are all our slaves???

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

The founding fathers would be very upset but for all the wrong reasons.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum

Katt posted:

The founding fathers would be very upset but for all the wrong reasons.

YOU FOUGHT A CIVIL WAR TO GET RID OF SLAVERY? BUT WE EXPECTED IT TO JUST GO AWAY EVENTUALLY ALL PEACEFUL LIKE!

ryonguy
Jun 27, 2013

Thanks.


Ben Franklin: [says nothing because he found out about the internet and has not looked up from a smart phone since he was revived]

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

Kirschen posted:

Former Secretary of State John Kerry reportedly tried to meddle in Middle East peace talks, allegedly telling a close associate of Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas not to “yield to President Trump’s demands.” Israeli news outlet Maariv reported on the apparent meeting between Kerry and Hussein Agha in London, where the 2004 Democratic presidential nominee also reportedly floated a possible encore bid in 2020.


Kirschen posted:

This year Tu B'Shvat day is Wednesday, 31 January. Start the year by buying our graphic novel TREES . . . The Green Testament

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!
https://twitter.com/BettyBowers/status/957712046115745792

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Katt posted:

The founding fathers would be very upset but for all the wrong reasons.

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



I think Franklin would be pretty happy with modern American culture for the most part.

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Ben Franklin would move to Las Vegas and never be without a prostitute for the rest of his life

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747



gently caress you and gently caress your insipid trees, you monstrous hypocrite.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
I am in no rush to see the cartoon Kirschen makes about rounding up African refugees and migrants.

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

Starshark posted:

What, you don't like Zelda? Why haven't you mentioned this before?

HA.HA.HA.

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

Internet Kraken posted:

The transgender laws are literally you imposing your views on them though :psyduck:

drat. Guess I'll go poo poo on their lawn.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


I WARNED YOU ABOUT ISRAELIS, BRO!!!!

I TOLD YOU DOG!

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Allie is absolutely phoning it in, and I can’t blame him

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
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Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

JOHANNES LEAK, SON OF BILL LEAK:

I don't think there is more to this than a dig at ABC iView for existing.

As that was dull here are a couple of older, less phoned in LEAK SON OF LEAK cartoons about the ABC:
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Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Pants Donkey posted:

Allie is absolutely phoning it in, and I can’t blame him

I can. gently caress the lazy, shallow, piece of poo poo hack.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Recycling, a bad thing

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

So, Newscorp are Gilded-Age era robber barons? I'll give the RWHNT Leakspawn a point for that.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope

Pakled posted:

Recycling, a bad thing

It actually is in Australia, but I guarantee that Leak's objections to it aren't "it just gets shipped to some other state where it gets dumped into landfill".

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Dr. VooDoo posted:

Ben Franklin would move to Las Vegas and never be without a prostitute for the rest of his life

"An abundance of courtesans yet none graced with the presence of syphilis? Truly remarkable!"

Cpt.Americant
Mar 30, 2010

I know it's from a while ago, but I'm just now catching up, and oh my god this is maybe the most self delusional Rall I've ever seen. I'm 95% sure he's attacked Hillary for "not having a message and only attacking Trump" but thinks what Democrats should do is not offer a positive message, not even attack him for what he's saying right now, but attack him for a promise no one persuadable by facts ever believed in the first place? And that Trump will actually admit he's wrong? He still hasn't admitted he was wrong about Obama's birth certificate, and he's even asked members of the intelligence agencies to look into that more.

You can not shame him into admitting a lie because (a) Trump can not be shamed and (b) I honestly do not believe he understands the difference between truth and lie the way normal humans do. This is the most stupid loving idea Rall has ever had and that's a competitive category. End of rant!

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
I also feel like focusing the messaging on who's paying for the wall distracts from the more important message of "the wall is a stupid idea."

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

I don't get this one. "Rapist goes to jail in spite of being famous: The most amazing display of justice ever seen?"

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Pakled posted:

I also feel like focusing the messaging on who's paying for the wall distracts from the more important message of "the wall is a stupid idea."

The best part about the wall is that if it is built Truml would declare victory then promptly forget about it like a toddler and a toy. In two years time with no funding for upkeep we’d have a decaying pile of rubble across our border to commemorate his accomplishment

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I will never get tired of the fact that Ben Franklin was a huge horndog who just wanted to get laid as much as humanly possible (if not more) :allears:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


So all that was needed to get him to become an abolishionist was bribe him with a lifetime supply of Cialis?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Jesus christ at that a thing happened with the nassar trial cartoon

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I completely agree.

chairface
Oct 28, 2007

No matter what you believe, I don't believe in you.


Yeah dudes, the Moon, we sent some dudes there and they flew back in the same spaceship. Put an American flag on that fucker lol. Hey check this poo poo out, we made a global network of accounting desks so we can share pictures of cats and argue about bullshit.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Washington: What the hell is this political party bullshit? :mad:

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

I don't get this one. "Rapist goes to jail in spite of being famous: The most amazing display of justice ever seen?"
He went through like 160 girls before justice got him. This is not a cause for celebration.

chairface
Oct 28, 2007

No matter what you believe, I don't believe in you.

Franklin would be so stoked to see Wikipedia, and online hookup culture. Jefferson just openly goes interracial dating-wise. G-dubs gets some modern dentures.

No but yeah great hot take from drunky duck that guys who lived and died in an era before light bulbs, germ theory, cars, or World War 1 would have some initial misgivings about some poo poo today. Checkmate, libtards!

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Samurai Sanders posted:

He went through like 160 girls before justice got him. This is not a cause for celebration.

Yes. The surface reading of that cartoon sets an incredibly low bar for Lady Justice. That is why I am questioning it.

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

Yes. The surface reading of that cartoon sets an incredibly low bar for Lady Justice. That is why I am questioning it.

Considering how often men abuse women and aren’t punished, arguably it is cause for celebration.

Especially in the sports world, where bad men are shielded because the sport is more important to people than women.

Edit: it’s still a bland cartoon though.

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Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

chairface posted:

Franklin would be so stoked to see Wikipedia, and online hookup culture. Jefferson just openly goes interracial dating-wise. G-dubs gets some modern dentures.

No but yeah great hot take from drunky duck that guys who lived and died in an era before light bulbs, germ theory, cars, or World War 1 would have some initial misgivings about some poo poo today. Checkmate, libtards!

That’s Stantis/Allie, not Tinsley.

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