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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Samizdata posted:

She's cute enough. And flexible. So there's a dong....

(I have been single WAY too long.)

being attracted to dongs is ok

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EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.
Even when it's a foot long!!??

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Snorkzilla posted:

Even when it's a foot long!!??

especially if its a foot long

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

Funko Pops already look like rear end to begin with, so this is just redundant.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Elfface posted:

Oh, we are all about problematic sweets slogans this side of the pond.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC9BBLSZZdQ

Holy poo poo they're playing conkers. :britain:

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Krankenstyle posted:

being attracted to dongs is ok

I actually don't have an issue with it, but a pack of Goons can turn on you, suddenly and without warning, and it's all over but the tears. So I hedged my bets.

Andnook
Mar 10, 2005

cnut
May 3, 2016


I wish.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ima Giraffe
Apr 30, 2009

Pucker Up!

That’s not accidental, that’s exactly what the weird dude drawing it meant to do.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ima Giraffe posted:

That’s not accidental, that’s exactly what the weird dude drawing it meant to do.

oh i thought it came from some commercial or something :(

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
So I went to the aquarium today



Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

QUACKTASTIC posted:

So I went to the aquarium today





Hey now, you're a cock star

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Trig Discipline posted:

Hey now, you're a cock star

with feet comprised of, small tubes

phylum, echinoderma
your ossicled arms, are fused

EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.
A double dose of viagra would rip them little fellas apart!

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!


SPONGEBOOOOOOOB!!!!

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

QUACKTASTIC posted:

with feet comprised of, small tubes

phylum, echinoderma
your ossicled arms, are fused

noice

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Trig Discipline posted:

Hey now, you're a cock star

lolll

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

QUACKTASTIC posted:

So I went to the aquarium today



Get outta my way, I’m in a hurry and I’m made of DICKS!

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

twoday posted:

Get outta my way, I’m in a hurry and I’m made of DICKS!

I am not just A dick, I am ALL THE DICKS!

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Fidget spinner for masochists

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Trig Discipline posted:

Hey now, you're a cock star

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Snorkzilla posted:

Even when it's a foot long!!??
Looks more like two feet, actually.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.



Have Fallout 3 modders gone too far?

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Those tassles look heavy.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Picnic Princess posted:

Those tassles look heavy.

you're reading it all wrong, it's just two priests eiffel towering an altar boy

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Decrepus posted:

Have Fallout 3 modders gone too far?

Look into your heart. You KNOW the answer.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
When candle molding goes awry.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Android Apocalypse posted:

When candle molding goes awry.


Please do not post 1:1 scale replicas of my dillz

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

Even rotated 180º it's still uncanny, especially the thumbnail.

edit:

Aleph Null has a new favorite as of 03:40 on Feb 1, 2018

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Picnic Princess posted:

Those tassles look heavy.
When the tassels become too much to bear, look to God and He will help carry your boobs.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

drat it Ontario.

Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL
Seriously. What the gently caress is going on with their parking lot layout?

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin

Last time this showed up, someone said it was actually a labor and delivery building, so probably intentional?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

KnifeWrench posted:

Last time this showed up, someone said it was actually a labor and delivery building, so probably intentional?

There's no probably about it. Every single person involved with the design of that building was 100% on point about the shape of the hospital when it was finished. Probably even before they knew it was going to be a maternity building.

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Say what motherfucker you built the April fool's joke? You're not making GBS threads me. Well great, how do we sell this to the board

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