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Uh... how hosed up is your colon that a reduction in plunging is a "huge quality of life improvement?"
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I'm gonna blame poor and inefficient wiping technique for this one.
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Jan 24, 2018 16:35
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therobit posted:Uh... how hosed up is your colon that a reduction in plunging is a "huge quality of life improvement?" In my experience the vast majority of our household plunging incidents are due to the scientific exploration of the toilet's hydrodynamic capacity for toilet paper by preschoolers.
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Jan 24, 2018 16:48
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Cheesus posted:Is the problem just that the existing toilets don't do it well? yes this. Both of them are gravity only and there's no bowl jet (the hole at the bottom of the bowl that faces toward the drain pipe, creating flow in that direction). They use at least 3 gallons per flush if not much more. I can do a double flush, just poop and then just paper and they clog on the first go around. I plunge about every other day regardless of what I try. I figured get the latest and greatest but I don't want toilets that thunderflush at each use.
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Molybdenum posted:yes this. Both of them are gravity only and there's no bowl jet (the hole at the bottom of the bowl that faces toward the drain pipe, creating flow in that direction). They use at least 3 gallons per flush if not much more. I can do a double flush, just poop and then just paper and they clog on the first go around. I plunge about every other day regardless of what I try. You wouldn't think that toilet technology has improved in the last 50 years, but modern toilets are way better at flushing then old ones. +1 for the Champion 4. Just throw away the garbage seat that comes with it, and get a wood one. ... Is this my life now? Posting toilet suggestions?
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Jan 25, 2018 01:50
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Homeownership: Is this my life now? Posting toilet suggestions?
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Jan 25, 2018 02:10
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devicenull posted:+1 for the Champion 4. Just throw away the garbage seat that comes with it, and get a wood one. What's so great about wooden seats? For my money the best seats are the ones that can't slam, so all you have to do when you're done is tip the lid over and it'll gradually settle down to the bowl.
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Jan 25, 2018 02:28
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Can't slam the lid when your toilet is just a hole in the ground
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Jan 25, 2018 02:35
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The best thing about having the unslammable toilet seat lids at home is pooping anywhere else and absolutely spiking the seat lid afterwards because you absentmindedly just let it drop.
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Jan 25, 2018 02:51
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The key to a good toilet is the size of the toilet outlet. I challenge you to clog a 3 inch toilet. Maybe your rock hard foot long turd get stuck but you ain't clogging the water up. I have easy close seats so the kids can't slam them, plus they make them with a tiny seat that fits in the lid for if your mini mes are still tiny or you want a challenge when peeing.
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Jan 25, 2018 04:16
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therobit posted:Uh... how hosed up is your colon that a reduction in plunging is a "huge quality of life improvement?" Growing up with the first late 80's low flow toilets have scarred me for life. When you need to dump in a bucket of water to flush pee, you know it's bad.
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Jan 25, 2018 05:08
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uwaeve posted:The best thing about having the unslammable toilet seat lids at home is pooping anywhere else 
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Jan 25, 2018 08:09
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OSU_Matthew posted:When you need to dump in a bucket It took me several reads to understand your sentence correctly, I thought you were taking a dump in a bucket and then transferring turd to toilet lol Homeowner chat: I got my new front door yesterday! This time Lowe's actually sent a left-swing like I ordered. Now I can officially never hire them again.
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Jan 26, 2018 22:24
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This weekend I bought a new vacuum and was very excited by how much better it is, painted what will eventually be the master bedroom, and fixed a tub stopper lever that was keeping it from fully draining. This morning I stood on my porch and enjoyed the morning rain. Sometimes homeownership can feel pretty good. 
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Jan 28, 2018 15:52
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Lotta toilet talk in here without mention of a bidet. You want to talk quality of life improvement? Install a bidet, your life will change
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Jan 28, 2018 17:57
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CloFan posted:Lotta toilet talk in here without mention of a bidet. You want to talk quality of life improvement? Install a bidet, your life will change This man speaks the truth; I have the cleanest butthole.
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Jan 28, 2018 19:06
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A heated Toto Washlet seat is worth every penny. I’ve got an S350e and I can’t recommend it enough.
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Jan 28, 2018 19:16
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CloFan posted:Lotta toilet talk in here without mention of a bidet. You want to talk quality of life improvement? Install a bidet, your life will change I now hate pooping away from home because of the lack of a bidet, not from any sort of poo shame, or fear of dirty public toilets.
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Jan 28, 2018 19:26
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well the toilet I was looking to replace sprung a leak and blew water all over. It was located on the 2nd floor and water flowed into the half bath and pantry beneath it as well as all the way to the basement. 
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Jan 28, 2018 21:34
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Ok, serious question about bidets. How do you know when you're done squirting your b hole? Like with paper I can look at it and see that it's clean, but I can't see my own pooper.
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Ghostnuke posted:Ok, serious question about bidets. How do you know when you're done squirting your b hole? Like with paper I can look at it and see that it's clean, but I can't see my own pooper. Yoga
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Jan 28, 2018 22:16
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You can still wipe.
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Jan 29, 2018 02:11
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The gently caress you can. I paid $200 for this water robot to squirt my rear end clean, not so I can bat clean-up with a square of two-ply.
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Jan 29, 2018 18:25
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also do you like have a butthole towel to dry off after your bidet hoses down your nethers or what
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Jan 29, 2018 18:27
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I still use toilet paper, it just goes a LOT further. A four pack lasts me like three months, now.
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Jan 29, 2018 18:29
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Leperflesh posted:also do you like have a butthole towel to dry off after your bidet hoses down your nethers or what Real toilets blast your wet rear end with warm air for you after hitting you with the pressure washer.
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Jan 29, 2018 18:50
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Elephanthead posted:Real toilets blast your wet rear end with warm air for you after hitting you with the pressure washer. So, about as effective as a men's-room hand blowdryer, e.g., sorta works but only if there's a powerful and super noisy blast of hot air for like 15 to 20 seconds? Do you bidet your rear end and then blast noisy hot air at 2 AM and wake up everyone else in your house? Or is it more of a leisurely not-noisy 2-minute gentle cycle kind of thing I'm going to france in April and I hear they have lots of bidets so I need to learn how to do it right
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Jan 29, 2018 18:53
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Elephanthead posted:Real toilets blast your wet rear end with warm air for you after hitting you with the pressure washer. No that's a bullshit feature, real toilets come with a strapping young gentleman who does the hot air blowing
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Jan 29, 2018 21:13
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So, when putting a house up for sale, I assume it is standard practice to remove the flag with a nazi symbol on it before listing it. Because poking around zillow I found someone who looks like they missed that memo. In the garage is a flag with a totenkopf in one corner.
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CitizenKain posted:So, when putting a house up for sale, I assume it is standard practice to remove the flag with a nazi symbol on it before listing it. Because poking around zillow I found someone who looks like they missed that memo. Screenshots
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No Butt Stuff posted:Screenshots https://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sa...762_rect/15_zm/ Hit up the photos, its the last one in the garage.
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Jan 30, 2018 03:24
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*Nazi flag, Gadsden flag, brodozer* Have you considered asking his neighbors to pitch in some cash for your down payment?
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Jan 30, 2018 03:31
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Is that the skull thing?
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Jan 30, 2018 03:32
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No Butt Stuff posted:Is that the skull thing? TheGreasyStrangler posted:*Nazi flag, Gadsden flag, brodozer* I'm hopefully leaving town in the next few months, or that might work.
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Jan 30, 2018 05:47
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His neighbors are probably just like him.
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Jan 30, 2018 18:22
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Are there any easy ways to get Home Depot coupons? Gonna make a big purchase and would love a 10% off coupon.
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Jan 30, 2018 18:33
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Hashtag Banterzone posted:Are there any easy ways to get Home Depot coupons? Gonna make a big purchase and would love a 10% off coupon. Their CEO just said a bunch of despicable poo poo this morning so could you make it Menard's or anywhere else?
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Jan 30, 2018 18:48
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EAT FASTER!!!!!! posted:Their CEO just said a bunch of despicable poo poo this morning so could you make it Menard's or anywhere else? If you mean the tax reform stuff, that was a co-founder and not the CEO. I don’t think he’s with the company any longer.
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Subjunctive posted:If you mean the tax reform stuff, that was a co-founder and not the CEO. I don’t think he’s with the company any longer. Oh *whew* It was negative enough that it pricked my ears up. I am already on the outs with Lowe's so I didn't want Home Depot to be off-limits also.
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