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Two Feet From Bread posted:No it doesn't. reread the article. never once does it say that 'she' has to be there before. Only that trespassers frequently go there and front porch/lawn is as frequent as you can get. That person in texas is going to jail http://www.chron.com/news/politics/texas/article/In-Texas-even-possession-of-a-sex-toy-is-11161211.php for owning dildos
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Is that supposed to be a gimmick post? I need to believe you're clowning around because Mental note: don't insult Fox news or it's viewers around two feet from bread
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# ? Jan 30, 2018 07:06 |
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Memento posted:TFR is full of stories of people ordering firearms that get left on the front porch and stolen. It didn't actually get stolen but there was a pistol I couldn't find for like 3 days because the delivery guy just forged my signature and tossed the box into some bushes instead of even trying to knock. And of course calling to complain does nothing because it's not like the person answering the phone gets bonus pay for giving a poo poo.
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# ? Jan 30, 2018 07:19 |
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Two Feet From Bread posted:And Liar Liar w/ Jim Carrey, so Hollywood, made the burglar suing homeowner concept popular. Pretty sure I recall that being a very popular urban myth even before Liar Liar.
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# ? Jan 30, 2018 07:24 |
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I'm sweden they just drive by your house to get GPS tagged and then report "attempted delivery, noone home". If you're lucky you get to go to the distribution center instead of the usual service points which is a real fun adventure if you hate life and yourself.
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# ? Jan 30, 2018 07:26 |
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ekuNNN posted:You're a bad poster and you should feel bad. Where's the schade? He totally nailed that.
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# ? Jan 30, 2018 07:27 |
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https://i.imgur.com/NIXud3V.mp4
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# ? Jan 30, 2018 07:31 |
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There are things you just don't do. Not because of the nutshot, but the casual discharge of a gun he isn't even holding. The firearms safety watchdog in my brain is freaking the gently caress out and would be telling me to never trust that guy to be within reach of a weapon ever again.
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# ? Jan 30, 2018 07:43 |
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Powered Descent posted:There are things you just don't do. Not because of the nutshot, but the casual discharge of a gun he isn't even holding. The firearms safety watchdog in my brain is freaking the gently caress out and would be telling me to never trust that guy to be within reach of a weapon ever again. See the two cases of bud light next to them?
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# ? Jan 30, 2018 07:47 |
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Ziv Zulander posted:See the two cases of bud light next to them? I honestly had not noticed them. Good gravy.
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# ? Jan 30, 2018 07:51 |
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Powered Descent posted:There are things you just don't do. Not because of the nutshot, but the casual discharge of a gun he isn't even holding. The firearms safety watchdog in my brain is freaking the gently caress out and would be telling me to never trust that guy to be within reach of a weapon ever again. I had the same reaction. With the added comment of "why isn't the loving safety on?"
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# ? Jan 30, 2018 08:17 |
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DontMockMySmock posted:I had the same reaction. With the added comment of "why isn't the loving safety on?" Ziv Zulander posted:See the two cases of bud light next to them? Not empty quoting (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jan 30, 2018 09:13 |
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Powered Descent posted:There are things you just don't do. Not because of the nutshot, but the casual discharge of a gun he isn't even holding. The firearms safety watchdog in my brain is freaking the gently caress out and would be telling me to never trust that guy to be within reach of a weapon ever again. It's funny enough to be worth it.
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# ? Jan 30, 2018 09:22 |
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DontMockMySmock posted:I had the same reaction. With the added comment of "why isn't the loving safety on?" Because they're doing it on purpose.
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# ? Jan 30, 2018 09:48 |
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Panfilo posted:Is it like some yuppie version of medicine ball exercises? Dog tossing? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnHPxldBK4E
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# ? Jan 30, 2018 10:03 |
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Just redesign all homes so your mudroom has a door brands can unlock and an inner door they can't. Super simple stuff.
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# ? Jan 30, 2018 10:19 |
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Memento posted:This is exactly what happens in Australia as well, sorry your country sucks I used to help my dad deliver for Australia post on school holidays and trust me we're not any better. We would leave parcels on doorsteps all the time, you'd just try to sort of tuck it away behind the pot plants or throw it over the fence into the backyard. If they have a locked gate you just chuck the parcel at the door from the footpath and sign the paperwork yourself. The fewer parcels you have to card and haul back to the LPO when your van is already chock full to bursting the easier your run is and earlier your day ends. I thought maybe we were just bad posties but from what i used to hear loading up at the distribution center we were probably some of the better ones. Also all the parcel posties were permanently pissed on red wine. If a bottle breaks in a case of 12 the whole box is written off and supposed to be 'destroyed' in a hopper out the back of the distribution centre. The hopper was always filled with empty wine stained cardboard but very few bottles. Slugnoid has a new favorite as of 10:50 on Jan 30, 2018 |
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Slugnoid posted:Also all the parcel posties were permanently pissed on red wine. If a bottle breaks in a case of 12 the whole box is written off and supposed to be 'destroyed' in a hopper out the back of the distribution centre. The hopper was always filled with empty wine stained cardboard but very few bottles. One of the parcel companies here uses the slightly strange phrasing 'Your parcel became smashed' like it did it to itself or some unseen force acted upon it. It did not 'become smashed' you smashed you total fuckups.
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# ? Jan 30, 2018 10:54 |
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Aramoro posted:One of the parcel companies here uses the slightly strange phrasing 'Your parcel became smashed' like it did it to itself or some unseen force acted upon it. It did not 'become smashed' you smashed you total fuckups. lmao
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# ? Jan 30, 2018 11:08 |
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Aramoro posted:One of the parcel companies here uses the slightly strange phrasing 'Your parcel became smashed' like it did it to itself or some unseen force acted upon it. It did not 'become smashed' you smashed you total fuckups. Hulk not good deliveryman
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# ? Jan 30, 2018 11:21 |
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Aramoro posted:One of the parcel companies here uses the slightly strange phrasing 'Your parcel became smashed' like it did it to itself or some unseen force acted upon it. It did not 'become smashed' you smashed you total fuckups. Um, actually, it was no ones fault. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut6X5TnLIQ4
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# ? Jan 30, 2018 12:22 |
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EmmyOk posted:lmao They also use 'Signed for by Matt' on signed for deliveries which means they left it on the doormat. And 'Signed for by Mr Gates' for left it near a gate somewhere. This is for tracked and signed for deliveries. But hey they're cheap.
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# ? Jan 30, 2018 12:31 |
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Shnag posted:Um, actually, it was no ones fault. always like to point out that the clip probably exists because of Soothing Sounds for Baby https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k66nGplNRmQ ( the song everyone knows him for composing)
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# ? Jan 30, 2018 12:44 |
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Aramoro posted:One of the parcel companies here uses the slightly strange phrasing 'Your parcel became smashed' like it did it to itself or some unseen force acted upon it. It did not 'become smashed' you smashed you total fuckups. I love seeing the passive voice when folk are trying to dodge blame. "...and in the resulting confusion, your honour, a sum of £100,000 was omitted from my tax return"
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# ? Jan 30, 2018 13:02 |
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Aramoro posted:They also use 'Signed for by Matt' on signed for deliveries which means they left it on the doormat. And 'Signed for by Mr Gates' for left it near a gate somewhere. This is for tracked and signed for deliveries. But hey they're cheap. A friend got "F. Rontdoor" as the signer.
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# ? Jan 30, 2018 13:10 |
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Don Gato posted:Not empty quoting Thanks Emmy
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# ? Jan 30, 2018 13:22 |
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WARNING: Incredibly violent accident involving man's best friend. https://i.imgur.com/hza3QWA.gifv
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https://i.imgur.com/fUYYib1.mp4
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https://i.imgur.com/dlmSM0e.mp4
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Samuringa posted:Hulk not good deliveryman Bruce Banner should have stuck with his first instinct and not gone for that postman job.
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# ? Jan 30, 2018 14:01 |
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thought of ants and died
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https://i.imgur.com/c5WyfcU.gifv
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Goddamn, the new Skyrim VR thing looks impressive.
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Thought of pixels and died.
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kemikalkadet posted:thought of ants and hosed up his back
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Evelyn: Action Princess
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I started listening to this in another tab, then came back here and scrolled down through that trio of randaconda GIFs. This soundtrack works really freakin' well for this thread. The autoplay queued up this next, it also works.
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