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vas explosively making GBS threads his bed every morning is a hell of a way to age
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Jan 29, 2018 20:17
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Jan 29, 2018 20:19
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It's just my body doing the mechwarrior startup sequence nothing to be concerned about.
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Jan 29, 2018 20:22
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Yeah I’ve apparently woken every member of my family up through butt blasts. I used to scream and poo poo in my sleep too. Turns out opioids run hell on your system in addition to PTSD.
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Jan 29, 2018 20:23
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Vasudus posted:It's just my body doing the mechwarrior startup sequence nothing to be concerned about. poo poo mine pops and creaks like a mother fucker trying to lay down. I have to pop my wrists a lot. It sucks. In two different ways even. Squeezing the joint separating the two objects and flexing it out. Few times a day or it hurts.
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Jan 29, 2018 20:24
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Vasudus posted:It's just my body doing the mechwarrior startup sequence nothing to be concerned about. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrWAdq8e_uA
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Jan 29, 2018 20:40
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Vasudus posted:It's just my body doing the mechwarrior startup sequence nothing to be concerned about. With the way you talk about your bowels are you sure you didn’t pick up a parasite when you were deployed? Or if it’s been 20 years, middle school?
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Jan 29, 2018 20:41
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Just lol if this isn't the startup sound for your computer
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Jan 29, 2018 20:43
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boop the snoot posted:With the way you talk about your bowels are you sure you didn’t pick up a parasite when you were deployed? Or if it’s been 20 years, middle school? I wish I had a parasite that way I wouldn't have to exercise.
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Jan 29, 2018 20:45
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Waking up for me is a live action simulation of a bowl of Rice Crispies. I think by far the most uncomfortable joint popping every morning is my breastbone. gently caress that one feels weird.
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Jan 29, 2018 22:40
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I usually shout obscenities in my sleep.
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Jan 29, 2018 23:40
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I went for a short run today. Every joint from my knee down cracks like a bag of popcorn being popped.
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Jan 29, 2018 23:57
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boop the snoot posted:I went for a short run today. Every joint from my knee down cracks like a bag of popcorn being popped. same but I don't have to run for it. They gave me lubrication injections in my knee a few weeks ago that have been pretty nice, but ironically they make one knee hurt more because I can move more freely so it means more patella dragging. My right knee feels better than it has in years, though.
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Jan 30, 2018 00:02
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Mad Dragon posted:I usually shout obscenities in my sleep. I used to, hell probably still do, just talk at length in my sleep. I got a whole bay of like a small company sized element yelled at for talking on phones after lights out but it was just me having cool dreams. I guess i started apologizing for it in my sleep as well. This was overshadowed fortunately by a SPC having insane alcohol withdrawals until the company command team and chaplain decided to just get him booze lmfao
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mods change my name posted:I used to, hell probably still do, just talk at length in my sleep. I got a whole bay of like a small company sized element yelled at for talking on phones after lights out but it was just me having cool dreams. The one trick senior NCOs HATE!!
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Jan 30, 2018 00:06
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My wife tells me it's when I stop snoring that she worries about me not breathing anymore. I also fart for like 15 seconds straight during my morning piss. I am just an old fatty I guess.
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Jan 30, 2018 05:20
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Nah that’s normal. You get exhaust stating the engine
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Jan 30, 2018 05:40
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A smart person would start buying stock in adult-diaper manufacturers because from the sounds(ahaha) & smell of it(double ahaha), half of this thread will be/is already the target market for them. Did Duzzy ever pick out a new phone? And holy poo poo Volkswagen scandal #204(emissions tests vs monkeys & humans...with VW cars that had full emissions cheating hacks enabled). Volkswagen seriously living up to it's founding roots, did Nazi that coming. Half expecting Volkswagen scandal #205 to be 'radioactive materials accidentally used as carpeting/upholstry in VW/Audi car models'.
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Jan 30, 2018 06:02
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I'd be more looking at investing in retirement facility companies that are too big to sink with lawsuits from low standards of care. But I'm not an investor.
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Jan 30, 2018 06:06
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Hope the cat situation is better spongebob.
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I took her in this morning to be put to sleep. She hadn't eaten or bothered to drink. She was backing up with bile also. Broke my loving heart to do it, but it was for the best. She was already yellowing in the ears and lips late friday night. After the visit to the vet saturday, she just slept in various places and tried avoiding medication. It was obvious she was in pain. I suspect various things, from her eating something out of character and blocking up her bowels, to the quality of the cat food she had last eaten (blue wilderness dry and nutro wet). Either way, she was in liver failure and systems were shutting down. Maybe poo poo genetics, she was the runt of her litter. 15 pound cat with a 6 pound cats' head. I'm going to miss her, and the next couple days or weeks will be rough. I worry about Frank though, his two lifelong cat friends are both gone now. He's getting all the love for now. Maybe someday I'll adopt him a pair of kittens, but not until after we move and get settled at a new place.
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Jan 30, 2018 06:26
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gently caress, I'm so sorry man, losing a pet like that is awful. 
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Jan 30, 2018 06:37
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:I took her in this morning to be put to sleep. She hadn't eaten or bothered to drink. She was backing up with bile also. Broke my loving heart to do it, but it was for the best. She was already yellowing in the ears and lips late friday night. After the visit to the vet saturday, she just slept in various places and tried avoiding medication. It was obvious she was in pain. Even my old orange cat flops around for a couple of minutes at a time with the kitten we are fostering. Something about kittens pouncing around that's takes years off an old cats life, even if it's only for a little bit at a time before he rests again.
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Jan 30, 2018 06:39
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That sucks spongebob. You made the right call. Letting pets suffer, thats just nasty cruel to do.
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Jan 30, 2018 07:19
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I cried like a baby when I put my Stewart down. Dumb cat why you gotta die.
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Jan 30, 2018 09:08
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She was pretty special. I threw out most of the cat stuff last night. Don't want it around right now. Still have sealed food I plan to donate, and some pellet litter and liners that I'm going to hold onto until I adopt again someday.
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Jan 30, 2018 14:36
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:I have a history of screaming in my sleep. I don't know much more about it than that. Past girlfriends and the exwife all asked me why I scream in my sleep sometimes. I wasn't even aware it happens. Please become a boyscout leader
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Jan 30, 2018 14:47
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Man, I loving hate children. I'd be the scout leader taking a troop through poison ivy just to teach them the lesson of long pants/sleeves. Kids would be scattered around the mountains in various stages of dehydration. I'd almost certainly lose one to a mountain cat or bear. So yeah, maybe I'd be a good scout leader for those that survive. But no thanks.
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:Man, I loving hate children. I'd be the scout leader taking a troop through poison ivy just to teach them the lesson of long pants/sleeves. Kids would be scattered around the mountains in various stages of dehydration. I'd almost certainly lose one to a mountain cat or bear. We don't have poison ivy up here in AK but I've let the kids who haven't paid attention during the dangerous plants lesson wander into devil's club before.
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Jan 30, 2018 15:15
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That's a life lesson well learned, experienced or entertained by. Like fire ants.
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Like the massive consumer whore that I am I’m checking out the new Diet Coke flavors. Ginger Lime is extremely my poo poo and Feisty Cherry is... well I’m not sure I like spicy soda but it’s interesting.
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Jan 30, 2018 15:35
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If I have to fart during my morning piss I have a seat for safety reasons.
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Jan 30, 2018 15:40
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I rarely have loose shits unless I drink a bunch, wtf is wrong with your guys' bowels
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Mine aren't really loose, they're just pneumaticly powered.
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Jan 30, 2018 18:16
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Maybe if you all didn't eat Dave Chapelles Ribs as a way to go to sleep you wouldn't be worried about the massive bowel problems you all seem to be suffering
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I’ve never farted
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Nostalgia4Murder posted:I’ve never farted Or pepper sprayed. Yes, we remember.
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Nostalgia4Murder posted:I’ve never farted It comes out in your posting instead. <3
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NoNostalgia4Grover posted:Or pepper sprayed. Yes, we remember. loving lol
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