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Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
So presidential he didnt say little rocket man or the n word once

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AkumaHokoru
Jul 20, 2007
I would love if it shucks got introduced to the grill of a truck at 80 mph

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Madcosby posted:

So presidential he didnt say little rocket man or the n word once

Lol if you think he can resist dropping rocket man. Just lol

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/01/29/...col-left-region

quote:

After a tumultuous and divisive year in office, Donald Trump has the opportunity for a fresh start with his first State of the Union address on Tuesday. The president can surprise those who think the worst of him, and prove that he’s been underestimated. All he has to do is apologize to his fellow Americans for the shame he’s brought upon this country, and resign effective immediately.

Since that’s not going to happen, I’m begging my fellow pundits not to get too excited should Trump manage to read from a teleprompter without foaming at the mouth or saying anything overtly racist. No matter how well Trump delivers the lines in his State of the Union — announced theme: “Building a safe, strong and proud America” — he will not become presidential. There will be no turning of corners or uniting the country. At best, Trump will succeed in impersonating a minimally competent leader for roughly the length of an episode of “The Apprentice.” And if he does, recent history suggests that he will be praised as the second coming of Lincoln.

Nice.

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

AkumaHokoru posted:

I would love if it shucks got introduced to the grill of a truck at 80 mph

https://twitter.com/perlmutations/status/958392864295342084

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

I'm sure all the "libertarians" that voted for this will come up with an excuse

tote up a bags
Jun 8, 2006

die stoats die

there's a 100% chance fox's report on how presidential he is has already been written and is sitting on their staging server, and is just waiting for the photos to be inserted

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer
Did Trump ever promise to end Gitmo? He walks back on everything he promises regardless but the impression I got from his rallies and speeches was that he was going to expand Gitmo if anything. Libertarians must have been even more delusional than usual if they thought the guy who wanted to kill the families of terrorists was going to shut down our best known blacksite.

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

Madcosby posted:

So presidential he didnt say little rocket man or the n word once

https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/850351059738533889

F4rt5
May 20, 2006

Don Gato posted:

Did Trump ever promise to end Gitmo? He walks back on everything he promises regardless but the impression I got from his rallies and speeches was that he was going to expand Gitmo if anything. Libertarians must have been even more delusional than usual if they thought the guy who wanted to kill the families of terrorists was going to shut down our best known blacksite.

Didn't Obama promise to end Gitmo? Sometimes things don't work out like they should because, you know, politics (no Trumpian, just saying. Now waiting for facepalm lols from the prez. At ease.)

ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN

Gonna make popcorn and watch the president go off the rails on his speech tonight

F4rt5
May 20, 2006

ROFL Octopus posted:

Gonna make popcorn and watch the president go off the rails on his speech tonight

I'll have to wait until tomorrow morning since I'm in the wrong time zone but I'll warm up with the Dirty Money episode and a few cold ones. Then, when properly hung over tomorrow morning, watch the SotU address before consuming any news, even this thread. Wish me luck. I anticipate a hell of a morning :/

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich
The Dow is down by 400. The market is unhappy.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

ROFL Octopus posted:

Gonna make popcorn and watch the president go off the rails on his speech tonight

meh he's gonna stay so tight to the script his rear end won't stop puckering

i just hope the dems have the balls (lol) to call out his obviously failed whitehouse administration as a whole.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

A. Beaverhausen posted:

The Dow is down by 400. The market is unhappy.

It being so high now its like bitcoin. 400 barely matters.

26,062.06Price decrease377.42 (1.43%)

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Madcosby posted:

Clench your anuses for a deluge of "trump was presidential" news reports tonight

Followed by a week of him tweeting poll results and undoing all the praise in 280 characters

I've already posted this once, but it's so fitting:

https://twitter.com/PFTompkins/status/957749232898785280

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

A. Beaverhausen posted:

The Dow is down by 400. The market is unhappy.

Whenever it goes down it's Obama's fault. Have you learnt nothing?

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

JazzmasterCurious posted:

Didn't Obama promise to end Gitmo? Sometimes things don't work out like they should because, you know, politics (no Trumpian, just saying. Now waiting for facepalm lols from the prez. At ease.)

He did promise and he did try. You're correct in saying it's a complicated policy and political issue.

https://www.npr.org/2017/01/19/510448989/trump-inherits-guantanamos-remaining-detainees

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Don Gato posted:

Did Trump ever promise to end Gitmo? He walks back on everything he promises regardless but the impression I got from his rallies and speeches was that he was going to expand Gitmo if anything. Libertarians must have been even more delusional than usual if they thought the guy who wanted to kill the families of terrorists was going to shut down our best known blacksite.

No it's just funny that all the anti war libertarians voted for him because "Hillary will start another war"

Significant Ant
Jun 14, 2017

by R. Guyovich

Sockser posted:

Lol all of America is suffering because of Puerto Rico. Like 99% of IV bags are manufactured there, so every hospital nationwide is stocked out of IV bags, so nurses are literally standing at patient beds and hand pumping IVs for literal hours because drips don’t exist any more

And the new tax bill has an import tax on goods from PR

And a third of PR has fled to Florida which is now a de facto blue state

And Donnie 2 Scoops says he did a 10/10 job on the recovery

And my balls are now well outside the Milky Way

Donnie’s plan makes sense if he was crashing the GOP plane

With no survivors

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



A. Beaverhausen posted:

The Dow is down by 400. The market is unhappy.

If the market goes into a recession on the day the special boy is set to brag about it my balls may never again touch the earth.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Sockser posted:

Lol all of America is suffering because of Puerto Rico. Like 99% of IV bags are manufactured there, so every hospital nationwide is stocked out of IV bags, so nurses are literally standing at patient beds and hand pumping IVs for literal hours because drips don’t exist any more

Well, maybe there won't be any more hurricanes for a few years and things will get back to normal.

nickhimself
Jul 16, 2007

I GIVE YOU MY INFO YOU LOG IN AND PUT IN BUILD I PAY YOU 3 BLESSINGS
The Dow can do whatever it wants because it's designed to climb and is a disingenuous metric for plotting economic prosperity in real terms

some of that is in this article

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
The Dow hungers for the blood of the middle class.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

priznat posted:

The Dow hungers for the blood of the middle class.

its all bitcoins fault, and ham sandwiches

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

TulliusCicero posted:

2 Russian puppets yelling into the void.

Also lol at pardon. Trump can only grant him a pardon for the US. Assange is wanted by MI6 as well, and no way they would give him up because "Trump said so."

lol imagine in 2018 doing something because the POTUS really wants it to happen

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
when is the state of the union

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

tote up a bags posted:

there's a 100% chance fox's report on how presidential he is has already been written and is sitting on their staging server, and is just waiting for the photos to be inserted

Trump: Our Greatest President
by Sean Hannity, age 56

My report is on Donald J Trump, the 45th President of America. First off, he has done many great things. Our last President was black, and many believe he wasn't even born in our country. I believe this, too. Our current President is white and was born in this country. So he knows how to lead people.

He has done many great things, as previously stated in my opening paragraph. He is very presidential, is strong (9 foot tall) and is in fact the healthiest President ever. Even more than the 2nd best President, Ronald Reagan.

This was my report on Donald J Trump, the most Presidential of Presidents. As I clearly stated, he has done many great things and was very presidential. I hope he has a 2nd term as President. His kids are also quite intelligent, maybe they can be President, too.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

JazzmasterCurious posted:

Didn't Obama promise to end Gitmo? Sometimes things don't work out like they should because, you know, politics (no Trumpian, just saying. Now waiting for facepalm lols from the prez. At ease.)

Obama did, but he waited too long and couldn't get the congressional funding needed to close it from what I remember

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Blast of Confetti posted:

when is the state of the union
9PM EST

nickhimself
Jul 16, 2007

I GIVE YOU MY INFO YOU LOG IN AND PUT IN BUILD I PAY YOU 3 BLESSINGS
the camera adds 50 pounds and subtracts twelve feet of height that's why trump looks like a bag of potatoes shoved inside of a skin suit made from the corpses of 100 peasants

nickhimself
Jul 16, 2007

I GIVE YOU MY INFO YOU LOG IN AND PUT IN BUILD I PAY YOU 3 BLESSINGS
:(: wait aren't we making a male skin suit?


;): yeah, what of it?


:(: what do we do with this vagina? it's just... here


;): oh, put it on his neck I guess?


:(: uh... okay but I don't think that's how this is supposed to work

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
I knew there was something special about Corey the moment I saw his pic on t_d.


His rear end got expelled

https://babe.net/2018/01/30/that-guy-who-tried-to-get-an-undocumented-classmate-deported-has-been-expelled-from-his-school-31322

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

ROFL Octopus posted:

Gonna make popcorn and watch the president go off the rails on his speech tonight

The fbi/russia talk is hot right now, as is his shithole statements and his affair with a porn star

Hes going to play it so safe and presidential that the only news story will be whether the state of the union is better than nyquil

God i hope Im wrong and he goes full retard

ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN

My favorite thing about trump is that he eats like a fat sack of poo poo and is proud of it, but somehow doesn’t think he looks like an overfed pig

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Neukoln19 posted:

I knew there was something special about Corey the moment I saw his pic on t_d.


His rear end got expelled

https://babe.net/2018/01/30/that-guy-who-tried-to-get-an-undocumented-classmate-deported-has-been-expelled-from-his-school-31322

lol expelled your senior year with one semester to graduate. have fun next year corey

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*
Getting expelled senior year to own the libs

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Madcosby posted:

The fbi/russia talk is hot right now, as is his shithole statements and his affair with a porn star

Hes going to play it so safe and presidential that the only news story will be whether the state of the union is better than nyquil

God i hope Im wrong and he goes full retard
I'll set the O/U at five minutes into the SOTU before he goes from presidential to full-on retard

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

"... And so, in closing, My fellow Americans, I know some of you don't respect me, and that makes us weak as a result. Well it doesn't. Still very strong. And that's why we're, right now, at this very moment, invading Chad. Not the country. Chad lives in New Jersey and he got very angry and rude with me on Twitter on Saturday. Very not nice Chad. Chad, if you're watching, look out your window. Good night and God bless."

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
he could spend the entire speech shouting increasingly bizarre racial slurs and the media would still gush about how presidential it was

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