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Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Burt Sexual posted:

lol expelled your senior year with one semester to graduate. have fun next year corey

Hello cabinet post.

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

he could spend the entire speech shouting increasingly bizarre racial slurs and the media would still gush about how presidential it was

Mr. President, I don't think "Moonwalkers" are what the people of Argentina prefer to be referred to as.

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

It was always strange to me how Hillary kept screaming about how misogyny caused her to lose the election instead of this massive entitlement complex (see: #itsherturn).

Like, it was her birth right to win the election and become President and how dare you question her otherwise. That alone would be enough for people to vote against her or stay home out of spite. Hell, I even canvassed and got out the vote for her in Ohio and it was a lot harder to do so confidently versus in 2012 for Obama.

Anyone else feel similarly?

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill

Rex-Goliath posted:

The car is on fire, and there's a retard at the wheel
And the forums are all muddied with a thousand lonely permabans
And a dark wind lols

The government is corrupt
And we're on so many drugs
With the radio on and the curtains drawn

We're trapped in the balls of this horrible machine
And the machine is hmboling to death

The sun has fallen down
And the newsfeeds are all leering
And the tweets are all dead at the top of their poles

It went like this:

The networks tumbled in on themselves
Mothers clutching babies
Picked through the archives
And pulled out their hair

The skyline was beautiful on fire
All twisted metal stretching upwards
Everything washed in a thin orange haze

I said, "Donald Trump is president -
These are truly the last days"

You grabbed my hand
And we fell into it
Like a daydream
Or a fever

(Instrumental)

We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
For sure it's the Steele dossier

I press play on the tape
And the tape is full of piss

Tax Inductions
Jul 9, 2007

I carry refreshments to the good guys
I made the good guys some home fries
The guy is still capable of reciting canned speeches without melting down. At least he still was 1000 years ago whenever he last did that. I'll be hoping for the most lols but expecting the least.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

he could spend the entire speech shouting increasingly bizarre racial slurs and the media would still gush about how presidential it was

Not many people know this, but when I said that comment about country. S-holes. I meant it in a different way, it's true. Believe me, I didn't mean it as an insult. In that part of the world, shitholes are a sign of royalty. Many of the African Kings call themselves that word, shithole as the media is claiming, they say that because it's a great pride for them. To be a hole. My friend, who is a billionaire in Africa, told me this many many years ago. I never said that word, but if I did, it would have been for that reason.

Moving forward, I would like to address Liddle Rocket Man in North Korea. Or as I like to call it, the Land of the Hamburglars. Because let's face it folks, do you see it? There's a resemblance, maybe, just a bit? I see it and I'm pretty good - pretty good at this stuff.

fatal oopsie-daisy
Jul 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Neukoln19 posted:

I knew there was something special about Corey the moment I saw his pic on t_d.


His rear end got expelled

https://babe.net/2018/01/30/that-guy-who-tried-to-get-an-undocumented-classmate-deported-has-been-expelled-from-his-school-31322

There were heroes on both sides

ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN

Madcosby posted:

The fbi/russia talk is hot right now, as is his shithole statements and his affair with a porn star

Hes going to play it so safe and presidential that the only news story will be whether the state of the union is better than nyquil

God i hope Im wrong and he goes full retard

Yeah i know he’s gonna say he flipped the economy switch from “bad” to “good” and america is saved or w/e but a man can dream :(

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/01/get-country-navajo-lawmaker-harassed-arizona-trump-supporters-accusing-illegally/

‘Get out of the country!’: Navajo lawmaker harassed by Arizona Trump supporters accusing him of being here ‘illegally’

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
when his staff cajole and (possibly literally, thanks hope!) fellate him into a good mood, trump can more or less read off a teleprompter. hopefully, he sees something on tv today that makes him mad.

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

Madcosby posted:

The fbi/russia talk is hot right now, as is his shithole statements and his affair with a porn star

Hes going to play it so safe and presidential that the only news story will be whether the state of the union is better than nyquil

God i hope Im wrong and he goes full retard

Therein lies the rub, right?

You kind want to see Trump go off book and "full retard" as awful & terrible as he is. People love to hate it, it's like a drug. And Trump wants to too, and his supporters love it as well.

But his uh, "handlers" (is that the correct word, like a zoo or a circus animal?) and the media desperately want to validate the president as a big strong man- which may be why he hasn't tweeted all day. Gotta save that for tonight's performance, leave them demanding more. Christ, this whole thing starts to get pretty sick after a while.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Teriyaki Koinku posted:

It was always strange to me how Hillary kept screaming about how misogyny caused her to lose the election instead of this massive entitlement complex (see: #itsherturn).

Like, it was her birth right to win the election and become President and how dare you question her otherwise. That alone would be enough for people to vote against her or stay home out of spite. Hell, I even canvassed and got out the vote for her in Ohio and it was a lot harder to do so confidently versus in 2012 for Obama.

Anyone else feel similarly?

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/931877599034388480

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

i agreed with him until he said she should run in 2020.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Kumo posted:

Therein lies the rub, right?

You kind want to see Trump go off book and "full retard" as awful & terrible as he is. People love to hate it, it's like a drug. And Trump wants to too, and his supporters love it as well.

But his uh, "handlers" (is that the correct word, like a zoo or a circus animal?) and the media desperately want to validate the president as a big strong man- which may be why he hasn't tweeted all day. Gotta save that for tonight's performance, leave them demanding more. Christ, this whole thing starts to get pretty sick after a while.

he's practicing his speech all day long i bet

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

Neukoln19 posted:

I knew there was something special about Corey the moment I saw his pic on t_d.


His rear end got expelled

https://babe.net/2018/01/30/that-guy-who-tried-to-get-an-undocumented-classmate-deported-has-been-expelled-from-his-school-31322

Reading between the lines :/

Neukoln19 posted:

rear end

babe.net

Code Cracked!!!
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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Burt Sexual posted:

he's practicing his speech all day long i bet

nah, that'd just make him tired, bored and cranky. trump's staff are without exception vile human beings (okay maybe miller doesn't count for the human part, but he still sucks), but they probably know how to handle their retarded oversized toddler by now.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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hes gonna shoot from the hip just like he does everything;

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Neukoln19 posted:

I knew there was something special about Corey the moment I saw his pic on t_d.


His rear end got expelled

https://babe.net/2018/01/30/that-guy-who-tried-to-get-an-undocumented-classmate-deported-has-been-expelled-from-his-school-31322

gently caress, time to start the "Deep state banned me from school because they are afraid" speaking tour. The rubes will eat it up

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

We need some carefully timed news articles to drop so he is pissed off as he takes the stage. There is no accounting for the behavior of an enraged narcissist.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
so you're saying the piss tape should drop 10 minutes before showtime? Yeah that would own.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

1redflag posted:

We need some carefully timed news articles to drop so he is pissed off as he takes the stage. There is no accounting for the behavior of an enraged narcissist.

it has to be tv, because trump doesn't read anything including intelligence briefings.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

1redflag posted:

We need some carefully timed news articles to drop so he is pissed off as he takes the stage. There is no accounting for the behavior of an enraged narcissist.

An hour before the speech "Donald Trump: Not a Handsome Guy at All" in the NYT.

WaPo counters with "Actually, Golf is a Waste of Time and Not a Real Sport".

CNN fires back with "Obama's State of the Union - Amazing But Would Have Been Better If He Did it Nude While Swinging a Sword"

Trump shows up, nude and swinging a broadsword and screeching about how great golf is.

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!

A Fancy Hat posted:


Trump shows up, nude and swinging a broadsword and screeching about how great golf is.

This would be an improvement to his presidency

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

prediction

Trump will talk about black unemployment

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
prediction

trump will mostly talk about himself

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
i wonder if he'll mention the stock market?

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
We need someone to heckle him like that retard who hollered "YOU LIE!" at Obama.

Bacon Taco
Jun 8, 2006

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
Dinosaur Gum

Burt Sexual posted:

he's practicing

I'm gonna stop you right there...

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Obama shoukd make his own mock ninth year state of the union address on YouTube. Trigger those deep state nuts.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

old beast lunatic posted:

We need someone to heckle him like that retard who hollered "YOU LIE!" at Obama.

Unfortunately the retard is behind the podium this time (different retard)

nickhimself
Jul 16, 2007

I GIVE YOU MY INFO YOU LOG IN AND PUT IN BUILD I PAY YOU 3 BLESSINGS
I hope the top dem candidate in 2020 runs on a platform of doing nothing but coining aggressively childish names against all of their opponents

Dumb-dumb Donny Trumples

infantilize his name so much that he gets visibly angry every time he hears it

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

A forest is being planted in Scotland in honour of your President.
https://treesforlife.org.uk/plant-trees/grove/7704/

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

priznat posted:

Unfortunately the retard is behind the podium this time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSiJiDSmb1E
????

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Stoatbringer posted:

A forest is being planted in Scotland in honour of your President.
https://treesforlife.org.uk/plant-trees/grove/7704/

lol thats actually good and funny

This grove has been started as part of the Trump Forest movement, to 're-do' what Donald Trump is undoing in the fight against climate change. Join us and plant a tree - Trees Not Trump!

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

We

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

Stoatbringer posted:

A forest is being planted in Scotland in honour of your President.
https://treesforlife.org.uk/plant-trees/grove/7704/

Aww that's so nice

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
*sniffs*

ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN

Stoatbringer posted:

A forest is being planted in Scotland in honour of your President.
https://treesforlife.org.uk/plant-trees/grove/7704/

Art of the deal baby :smugdon:

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
ECONOMY JOBS ECONOMY JOBS ECONOMY JOBS WE ECONOMY JOBS ECONOMY JOBS ECONOMY JOBS

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

fishing with the fam posted:

ECONOMY JOBS ECONOMY JOBS ECONOMY JOBS WE ECONOMY JOBS ECONOMY JOBS ECONOMY JOBS

Harley shuts plant as woes worsen for Trump's model manufacturer
http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/ct-biz-harley-davidson-shuts-down-plant-20180130-story.html

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