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   I was googling 'mohair turtleneck' today for entirely normal reasons, and discovered a whole world of puzzlingly enormous fuzzy sweaters (and other knitted things). Why are they so big? Is it maybe an illusion and it is in fact the woman who is very tiny?
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The Lorax is gonna be pissed over what they did to those truffula trees.
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Jan 30, 2018 19:35
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Pookah posted:Why are they so big? It's porn
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Jan 30, 2018 19:39
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Knitvore.
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Jan 30, 2018 19:40
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Pookah posted:
If in doubt, its always niche fetish porn.
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Jan 30, 2018 19:43
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Guy Goodbody posted:It's porn  I think you may be right. 
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Jan 30, 2018 19:46
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None of you are women, are you?
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Jan 30, 2018 20:16
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Pookah posted:
Oh I wasn't guessing. I know. I know it's porn.
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Picnic Princess posted:None of you are women, are you? I'm Lenny Kravitz and I think those knits are appropriately sized. 
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Jan 30, 2018 20:18
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Picnic Princess posted:None of you are women, are you? That's the saddest thing; I am a woman, I've just never considered that anyone would get all fetish-y about a giant hairy sweater. (On re-reading that last sentence I admit that the symbolism is not very subtle and I might just be a bit oblivious.)
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Jan 30, 2018 20:22
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:I'm Lenny Kravitz and I think those knits are appropriately sized. Lenny Kravitz is required by law to wear at least one ridiculously over-sized garment at all times to be able to cover him self up in case of wardrobe malfunctions.
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Jan 30, 2018 20:33
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With how uncomfortable women are in my presence my biggest fetish is that they are warm and comfortable in giant sweaters.
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:I'm Lenny Kravitz and I think those knits are appropriately sized. that's actually his foreskin
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Goodpancakes posted:With how uncomfortable women are in my presence my biggest fetish is that they are warm and comfortable in giant sweaters. You want a woman inside of you 
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You posted:Lenny Kravitz is required by law to wear at least one ridiculously over-sized garment at all times to be able to cover him self up in case of wardrobe malfunctions. Lenny Kravitz is also apparently required by law to wear one article of clothing described as "piratical"
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You posted:Lenny Kravitz is required by law to wear at least one ridiculously over-sized garment at all times to be able to cover him self up in case of wardrobe malfunctions. That scarf isn't over-sized, Lenny is like 5' tall without boots.
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Woold
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Are we in Helsinki suddenly?
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I totally see the crossover to sensual knitwear here.
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Jan 30, 2018 23:41
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I want to know the rest of his argument.
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fishtobaskets posted:I want to know the rest of his argument. I think you've got three or four replies until he breaks out the 
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fishtobaskets posted:I want to know the rest of his argument.
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I'm more interested in which Skrillex songs synch up to which hentai. Uh... for a friend.
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Jan 31, 2018 00:28
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The drop is your self esteem.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4LQglpbrsw
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Guy Goodbody posted:Oh I wasn't guessing. I know. I know it's porn. Even if those particular images aren't, wool fetishists would definitely cream over them anyway. It's a step up from what they'd usually get.
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Jan 31, 2018 05:42
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Fetish porn or high fashion could be a game. Though I'm not sure there's a difference come to think of it.
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Man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfaaVRjHh70 This woman must be tiny
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twoday posted:Man It's porn.
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Jan 31, 2018 12:58
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twoday posted:Man In the still she looks like she's actually a spiderwoman and is knitting her own legs. (Which would mean that she is tiny because spiders cannot grow over a certain size due to the limitations of their breathing mechanism.) Pookah has a new favorite as of 13:06 on Jan 31, 2018 |
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Inescapable Duck posted:Fetish porn or high fashion could be a game. Though I'm not sure there's a difference come to think of it. I would totally enjoy playing this game, but you are right. I was going to argue (mildly) but then I thought about all the haute couture lines I still think about...and yeah it's fetish porn.
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twoday posted:Man "this woman knits a masterpiece in a single sitting" Uhh, not that a masterpiece can be defined, but pretty sure they are never done in single sittings, and they aren't pot holders for giants.
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Jan 31, 2018 13:27
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ngl, that would make for a happier birthday than any cake ever could
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Huh. I didn't know Guy Fieri was on the forums.
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Man, the more I read excerpts from it, the more certain I am that I will never read or watch Ready Player One.
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SpacePig posted:Man, the more I read excerpts from it, the more certain I am that I will never read or watch Ready Player One. You’re not excited about listening to the protagonist describe getting lost in his elaborate VR/prosthetic porn setup for a few months? Or that he eats nutrient paste and shaves all his body hair off? I regret that book. sephiRoth IRA has a new favorite as of 16:20 on Jan 31, 2018 |
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destroy all pop culture imo
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