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Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer
Either the teleprompter is running like poo poo or he's just losing his focus, because half that "returning business" line had to be off-script, given the pacing.

Or it was the one loving line he rehearsed :shrug:

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Nude
Nov 16, 2014

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Never has SA been so sad to see a ring.

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
the right to try to pay for it

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

If you believe this guy I imagine this all sounds pretty drat great though.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Harley Davidson! 800 jobs lost on kc

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

I actually agree with the experimental drug thing. Go giant orange gorilla!

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"
“We want to turn our terminally ill into guinea pigs”


Wtf is he talking about

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Nude posted:

Never has SA been so sad to see a ring.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
ahahaha he just gestured the dem side to give him an ovation

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!

GET MY BELT SON posted:

I actually agree with the experimental drug thing. Go giant orange gorilla!

Don't worry they'll be prohibitively expensive

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
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cnut
May 3, 2016

Bagsack posted:

Our president’s neck pussy is also looking exceptionally sinewy tonight. :puke:

I bet those words have never been typed together in that order in the history of the universe.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

piss tape israel posted:

ahahaha he just gestured the dem side to give him an ovation

And...they did? For some reason?

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Watch *sharp inhale via teeth*

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
He's going off script!

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer
"so fast"
"totally"

:bisonyes:

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

Dat mofo just said reciprocal

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
I want to punch paul ryan in the face

TropicalCoke
Feb 14, 2012
RE CIP PRO COLE

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Paul Ryan is slowly masturbating back there. He's so in love and can't contain it.

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"
Seriously, what’s this allowing the terminally ill access to experiment meds?

If I’m dying the government will supply me with research chemicals

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

Unlike a kindergarten graduation can we please hold the god damned applause you rapist ducks?

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

It stays

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
"it took one year to build the empire state building, but isn't it silly that it now takes ten years to get a permit approved to build roads?"


jfc

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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TropicalCoke
Feb 14, 2012
There is more applause than words in this speech.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Unfinish3d posted:

I want to punch paul ryan in the face

Paul Ryan has a terminal case of dumb face. I'm pretty sure his P90X workout is to defend himself from constantly dodging haymakers.

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
how long to you think he practiced saying reciprocal?

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
Seriously, they are clapping every loving sentence.

And hyperbole much? Ten years for a road permit? First off...no? Second off...that's at the city/county/state level, not federal 90% of the time, so... ?

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


I WANT TO loving DIE

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

Notice how he only speaks to the left side

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer
:hmbol: Trump want to do China's "push this construction, gently caress standards" building practices to look good for the next three years

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

Inzombiac posted:

I WANT TO loving DIE

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Build ... waterways? :thunk:

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Feel the Bern!!!!!!

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

Ol Bernie is contemplating suicide options

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
lol @ bernie

I feel you mang

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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GET MY BELT SON posted:

Ol Bernie is contemplating suicide options

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Job training from say coal to something else?

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Rabid Snake
Aug 6, 2004



The audience is so divided. One year and the country is already this divided

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