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CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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im thinkin that baby is gonna have some issues later on in life.

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Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

CelticPredator posted:

imagine standing and sitting for an hour

Most exercise these fat bastards get aside from counting all their money and the "totally not gay sex with interns"

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

The gang steal a heroin baby.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

artifacial respiration

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Lpzie posted:

The gang steal a heroin baby.

Dr Strangepants
Nov 26, 2003

Mein Führer! I can dance!

nooneofconsequence posted:

no seriously did those people really steal a homeless woman's baby?

yes and then the president praised them on TV for it

and get this

that president






was DONALD TRUMP

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

nooneofconsequence posted:

no seriously did those people really steal a homeless woman's baby?
yep

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

nooneofconsequence posted:

no seriously did those people really steal a homeless woman's baby?

No, see God told him to do it so it was okay :confuoot:

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
whats the story with the heroin baby?

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer
Terids(terrorists)

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Inzombiac posted:

Okay, why do Repubs keep up this lie that the military is unfunded and dying?

Their budget keeps going up year after year.

My ex-military friends all agree they they have more money than sense and witnessed an embarrassing amount of waste.

Its about funneling more money to their friends at defense contractors

Rabid Snake
Aug 6, 2004



He’s just straight up squinting and reading the teleprompter without making eye contact with cameras anymore

Dr Strangepants
Nov 26, 2003

Mein Führer! I can dance!
how many times do you think he will say "great job" in this speech?

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Madcosby posted:

whats the story with the heroin baby?

cop man saw a pregnant woman try and shoot heroin and god said take that baby and so they now have that baby

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer

Madcosby posted:

whats the story with the heroin baby?

It's related to this:

https://www.cnn.com/2018/01/29/politics/police-officer-adopts-addicts-baby-state-of-the-union-btc/index.html


By the way, I thought they cancelled the Apprentice? For some reason, people think he is the President of the USA. :hmbol: What a crazy world we live in!

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Dr Strangepants posted:

yes and then the president praised them on TV for it

and get this

that president






was DONALD TRUMP

And who was the VP, Jerry Lewis?

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
clappin' 'bout guantanamo bay remaining a thing~

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"
This continual saying of ‘chasing terrorist down WHEREVER they are’ .....how long til minorities are being waterboarded within the US

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Jared looking like a straight up bitch boy

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

that was not unanimous you dumb gently caress

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
i hate nikki haley so loving much

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

piss tape israel posted:

i hate nikki haley so loving much

i hate every cabinet member

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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i hope someone poops on them from the top balcony

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer
Special Boy is tired, it's past his bed time.

lol Nikki Haley checking the camera so she knows when she can stop clapping

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

gonna keep our illegal torture prison open forever. hell yeah

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
SAY 'ROCKET MAN' YOU FAT ORANGE gently caress

Dr Strangepants
Nov 26, 2003

Mein Führer! I can dance!
North Korea's reckless pursuit of nuclear missiles will never match our reckless pursuit!!!!

Dr Strangepants
Nov 26, 2003

Mein Führer! I can dance!
ooh side jab at Obama

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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hey that kid that stole poo poo from north korea!

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.
Is the SOTU address always just a bunch of terrible anecdotes and vague platitudes?

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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like don't loving go to NK

I mean, I kinda feel bad for the kid sorta. just because I dunno, kids are dumb as poo poo, even at their early 20's. but stil

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.
He's talking so slowly.

lol, he's trying so hard to not gently caress up

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Leon Einstein posted:

Is the SOTU address always just a bunch of terrible anecdotes and vague platitudes?

Yup

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
How long has the dumb bastard been talking for?

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

Leon Einstein posted:

He's talking so slowly.

lol, he's trying so hard to not gently caress up

The gears in his brain are turning as he tries to figure out a way to get the same cheers and applause from his rallies and frantically searches for the jumping off point

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Lol this is something awful

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

Leon Einstein posted:

Is the SOTU address always just a bunch of terrible anecdotes and vague platitudes?

Usually they accompany outlines for policies and goals, but good luck finding THE BEST PEOPLE to write a speech to do that

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
post party at the local mcdonalds

TropicalCoke
Feb 14, 2012
TRUMP = PRESIDENTIAL?????????

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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
GEE SUNG HOE

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