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spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

jimmyjams posted:

is there a highlight reel yet

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Applewhite posted:

Every other president was presidential from the moment they started their campaign but Trump is so great because a year into his presidency he can make it through a whole speech without inadvertently praising Hitler.

Remember when Al Gore got poo poo on after a debate for knowing the leaders of our allies and they said he was showing off

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



I think my favorite part was his line praising the welder and saying something like "I know because I was told by the head guy who runs this very successful company (and I definitely know all their names but awkwardly won't say them because the teleprompter moved on)"

Please someone link a video clip of this.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/958564070264922113

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Al Gore is the hero we need. I'll take Gavin Newsom as President (of the USA or California depending on how the winds blow).

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/jbendery/status/958545813810053122

He's running

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


SpazForPickles posted:

Guys, I'm a little concerned for your country.
Not only do you have a retard as President (who apparently needs his audience to applaud and give him standing ovations after every loving sentence to keep his attention on his own loving speech), but now I'm watching a bunch of people talking about how wonderful he did and how great this speech was.

Lol

Nah, that's happened at every SOTU since I dunno Reagan(?). We've been hosed for awhile now.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

:pusheen: :iceburn: :pusheen:

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




Why the gently caress didn't this guy get the response duty?! Holy gently caress :vince:

TulliusCicero fucked around with this message at 06:09 on Jan 31, 2018

tote up a bags
Jun 8, 2006

die stoats die


holy shitttt

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

TulliusCicero posted:

Why the gently caress didn't this guy get the response duty.?! Holy gently caress :vince:

They sent him on MSNBC instead

Jimmis
Sep 16, 2017

holy sshiot piss
lol at all the people who couldn't believe we elected a reality tv star and will be electing a Kennedy in 2020

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

The Glumslinger posted:

Remember when Al Gore got poo poo on after a debate for knowing the leaders of our allies and they said he was showing off

Or how he was an elitist because he kept sighing whenever Dubya finished his point? Funny how everyone started doing that once he won.

Also, standing and applauding after every sentence during the SOTU adding at least another five minutes to the speech happens to both parties

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

I was about to ugh but then I hmbol'd instead

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
You can always count on Steve King for the hottest of takes:

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/steve-king-on-sotu-congressional-black-caucus-took-a-knee-nearly-all-night

A shithead posted:

“I think the best study in this thing is who didn’t stand. The Congressional Black Caucus took a knee nearly all night. When he spoke about our flag and honoring our flag, they took a knee. There were two or three of those spots along the way, they didn’t react to hardly anything. It was like ‘we are going to be the resistance.'”

Bacon Taco
Jun 8, 2006

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
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super macho dude posted:

Nah, that's happened at every SOTU since I dunno Reagan(?). We've been hosed for awhile now.

Probably the last SOTU I watched was one of Reagan's when I was in high school. When you only had 3 channels + PBS (and maybe an independent station if you were lucky), you didn't really have a choice. When I got older I'd just read a book or something instead.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/JonLemire/status/958571402763886593

:hmbol:

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

I hope it's some pathetic end like Al Capone re tax evasion.

"The Porn Star That Took Down a President."

Would be fitting.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

good for him for reading words from a tv that someone else wrote

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Was this letter supposed to be from Ms. Daniels herself or has another player entered the ring?

Discount Dracula
Aug 15, 2003


Nap Ghost

See?! I don't need a sippy cup, you losers!

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/da_wessel/status/958575087464210435

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

https://twitter.com/Peabots13/status/958328577472135169?s=17

Fabulousity posted:

Official POTUS business card?



This is perfect. :allears:

Teriyaki Koinku fucked around with this message at 06:59 on Jan 31, 2018

armchairyoda
Sep 17, 2008
Melman

The saddest thing is that it was a George Lucas prequel that called it.


Applewhite posted:

Every other president was presidential from the moment they started their campaign but Trump is so great because a year into his presidency he can make it through a whole speech without inadvertently praising Hitler.

The Glumslinger posted:

Remember when Al Gore got poo poo on after a debate for knowing the leaders of our allies and they said he was showing off

:hmbol:

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013

I'm going to vote negatively too and I didn't even watch! Hahaha FAKE NEWS, bitch!

CowboyKid
May 29, 2008

Jimmis posted:

lol at all the people who couldn't believe we elected a reality tv star and will be electing a Kennedy in 2020

It would be funny, cept there are no electable Progs.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

CowboyKid posted:

It would be funny, cept there are no electable Progs.

Sherrod Brown

Seriously, this is his controversy tab on wikipedia

quote:

Controversial remarks
In March 2011, Brown came under scrutiny for a Senate floor speech in which he cited the names of Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin while he criticized Republican efforts in Ohio and Wisconsin to mitigate the power of public employee unions to negotiate with taxpayers. In his speech he said "some of the worst governments that we've ever had, do you know one of the first things they did? They went after unions. Hitler didn't want unions, Stalin didn't want unions, Mubarak didn't want independent unions". In his speech, Brown said "I'm not comparing what's happened to the workers in Madison or in Columbus to Hitler and Stalin." He later apologized for his speech.

The Glumslinger fucked around with this message at 07:22 on Jan 31, 2018

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

The Glumslinger posted:

Sherrod Brown

Seriously, this is his controversy tab on wikipedia

He's got my vote on that alone.

Fanatic
Mar 9, 2006

:eyepop:

CowboyKid posted:

It would be funny, cept there are no electable Progs.

Maybe there'll be an electable porg

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

piss tape israel posted:

I was watching CNN after the Dem rebuttal and loving Rick Santorum kept talking over Van Jones while patting him on the shoulder as if to show he means no disrespect

Why would you voluntarily watch a video of Santorum doing anything other than committing seppuku

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Anyways, just because someone is chosen to give the SOTU response doesn't mean poo poo. People like to say that they showcase up-and-comers of the party, but the last person to give a SOTU response and end up as a Presidential candidate in the general election was Bob Dole in 1996. If you're counting President and Vice President, then I guess Paul Ryan in 2012 counts.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Response_to_the_State_of_the_Union_address

Remember when people thought Bobby Jindal (lol) and Marco Rubio were the future of the GOP? :laffo:

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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CowboyKid posted:

It would be funny, cept there are no electable Progs.

it's

her

turn

Damo
Nov 8, 2002

The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.

Offensive Clock
lol at how they obviously carefully tried everything to prepare trump, medded him up, hydrated him, etc before the speech... but no one thought that he'd be retarded enough to clap into the microphone during every loving ovation. hahahaha. i cannot recall any other president doing that.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Damo posted:

lol at how they obviously carefully tried everything to prepare trump, medded him up, hydrated him, etc before the speech... but no one thought that he'd be retarded enough to clap into the microphone during every loving ovation. hahahaha. i cannot recall any other president doing that.

Lol what a retarded

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


jimmyjams posted:

is there a highlight reel yet

Waffle House posted:

hey guys I screencapped sometimes during the speech. I think this is a pretty good summary, but I only remembered some of what he said, i m high as poo poo




teeee


auww


eh


honk


hleh


tube


ethhhhh


huuuh


hey guy stand up and show off your symbology also your wife and child


alright guy thanks for being the prop appreciate it

pffhhhh


thhhppbbt


hrrrnghnk faaaart


yaaaay generals so proud of strong boy farting


everyone claps






alright time to go home now


finally



Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo
lol

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer

CowboyKid posted:

It would be funny, cept there are no electable Progs.

Rick wakeman for pres

Kak
Sep 27, 2002

ROFL Octopus posted:

The speech was super low-energy tbh, not worth watching unless you’re shitposting while it’s live

Just expect van jones or whoever to talk about how trump is finally, finally president tomorrow

He has his own show on CNN now lol

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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i cant wait for the otto warmbeer biopic justifying whatever we do to DPRK, starring Mary Steenbergen and William H Macy as ottos sad, loving parents.

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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

i cant wait for the otto warmbeer biopic justifying whatever we do to DPRK, starring Mary Steenbergen and William H Macy as ottos sad, loving parents.

*steals north korean propaganda sign that says 'make korea great again' and replaces it with english version of same*

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