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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
https://twitter.com/RepJoeKennedy/status/958539641774333952

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Syphilicious!
Jul 26, 2007

Apparently he did because he's drooling out of both sides of his disgusting bloodless mouth.

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
lol Joe's drooling

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Frijolero posted:

lol Joe's drooling

it's dire

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Someone on YT posted "A Blonde in Every Pond" lol

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

lol

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


Frijolero posted:

lol Joe's drooling

hell yeah. SOTU response curse lives on.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


President Wet Mouth Boy

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Stimpy Kennedy

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2ibkHGRyaQ

Bernie's Live

GoluboiOgon
Aug 19, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo
bernie is so much better at this than either kennedy or trump.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

GoluboiOgon posted:

bernie is so much better at this than either kennedy or trump.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

i just watched the Working Families Party response from Donna Edwards, who's running for county executive in Price George County in Maryland. the message was good but it was delivered as dull as possible. also the camera was constantly shaking and it looked like they set up things behind her in five minutes in an empty conference room

Dylan McKay
Oct 20, 2011

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation. I refuse to see Black Panther because they didn't ask the Black Ranger to be in it.
Joe Kennedy is nasty, dude drooled all over his own drat self

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

https://twitter.com/KamVTV/status/958556504524668928

breitbart is already dunking

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Dylan McKay posted:

Joe Kennedy is nasty, dude drooled all over his own drat self

He's a nasty guy

\

:smugdon:

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

I called him a likable halfwit today, and I stand by that statement.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

rising superstar joe kennedy is being astroturfed hard again after his lovely speech

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010
i thought there was some weird joke I was missing out on, but nope

https://mobile.twitter.com/politico/status/958561215223083013

:laffo:

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Pavlovian Response to the State of the Union

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

GalacticAcid posted:

Pavlovian Response to the State of the Union

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Kennedy’s Star is drooling up after tonight!

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Agean90 posted:

the only platform political dynasts "deserve" is one where the get their heads cut off infront of a baying mob imo
alternatively, denouncing their families and joining the revolution.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/deep_beige/status/958550993620357121

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


A Buttery Pastry posted:

alternatively, denouncing their families and joining the revolution.

:chloe:

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
and as quickly as it rose joe the third’s star falls

Tiberius Christ
Mar 4, 2009

inbred aristocrat can't even mumble on camera without drooling, confirmed to be sterile, weak

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
is it natural for rising stars to leak fluid, or is that some sort of mechanical error

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


jBrereton posted:

@RealDonaldTrump

Joe K III was at Mar-a-lago, with its very beautiful women, begging me to teach him! His skin was peeling badly from winter sun. I said no!

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Small Conan

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Main Paineframe posted:

i thought there was some weird joke I was missing out on, but nope

https://mobile.twitter.com/politico/status/958561215223083013

:laffo:

oh my loving god :lol:


also extremely good

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:
I read that they use garbage people for these things cause the speech is bad when it is a good one and terrible when it is a bad one.

Would bang tho

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

bernies was better also he woodawon

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
haven't had a kennedy with a head this leaky since 63, good lord

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

exmarx posted:

haven't had a kennedy with a head this leaky since 63, good lord

in jkf's defense his leaky head was not hygiene-related

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

when jfk got a totally justified bullet through his idiot brain he was clean-shaven and his skin condition was immaculate

Eox
Jun 20, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
the democratic party needs to go back to the drawing board, and to the left

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Eox posted:

the democratic party needs to go back to the drawing board, and to the left

back and to the right

further

further

zoom

enhance

*camera shows 22 year old bernie sanders lighting a giant bong*

i knew it

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


rudatron posted:

is it natural for rising stars to leak fluid, or is that some sort of mechanical error

He's a Kennedy so his blood alcohol level was probably 69 which should make him extremely cspam

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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

exmarx posted:

haven't had a kennedy with a head this leaky since 63, good lord
:drat:

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