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President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

in the not-too-distant future, the letters E L O will appear burnt onto the moon.

# ? Jan 31, 2018 23:35

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muckswirler: Oct 22, 2008

Aliens be like fukk yeah jeff lynne rules

# ? Jan 31, 2018 23:36

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

muckswirler posted:

jeff lynne rules

# ? Jan 31, 2018 23:37

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

lol

# ? Jan 31, 2018 23:37

fishmech: Jul 16, 2006; by VideoGames; Salad Prong

You Am I posted:

One has to wonder how an underground transportation system is going to work in one of the most geologically active areas in the planet

Hey, maybe one of the tunnel drillers might set off "The Big One"

the subways in san Francisco and los angeles, or for that matter tokyo, all work out fine.

they all happen to have a lot more engineering competence applied than lone skum, the guy who managed to gently caress up producing a lovely car

# ? Feb 1, 2018 00:12

JawnV6: Jul 4, 2004; So hot ...

muckswirler posted:

Also good on ya. gently caress cameras in an interview.

one of my weirdest interviews was going to a physical office in san francisco, being led to a room, then left alone until the guy in san diego teleconferenced in

# ? Feb 1, 2018 00:28

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

xerox

acquired by fujifilm for $6.1bn, set to undergo 10000 job losses from consolidation and redundancy elmination

# ? Feb 1, 2018 00:33

atomicthumbs: Dec 26, 2010; We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Lol they're going to discontinue everything good xerox makes just like they do with everything else good they make

gently caress fujifilm

# ? Feb 1, 2018 00:46

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

https://twitter.com/sarahjeong/status/958846971506147329

# ? Feb 1, 2018 01:01

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

:popcorn::

# ? Feb 1, 2018 01:02

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

bump_fn posted:

https://twitter.com/sarahjeong/status/958846971506147329

the gently caress is that?

# ? Feb 1, 2018 01:33

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Jonny 290 posted:

more on amazon,that fashy panopticon job grovel thing is being normalized

i applied for a job at Ping Identity (no qualms about calling them out) and the first step was a purposely un-completable skills assessment in which I had to be on camera the whole time as their AI algorithms deduced my stress levels and nonverbal communication

I, of course, noped the gently caress out of that one.

lol. good on ya.

i imagine this sort of thing ends up self selecting real hard for the sort of power-autists usually confined to google. and in a few years maybe they'll notice they aren't meeting their diversity goals and they keep having to deal with their horde of sociopaths making pr nightmares and terrible products that no one wants

# ? Feb 1, 2018 01:34

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

FrozenVent posted:

the gently caress is that?

ask quig

https://twitter.com/quiggy/status/958847186036502534

# ? Feb 1, 2018 01:34

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

FrozenVent posted:

the gently caress is that?

Haitian creole?

# ? Feb 1, 2018 01:35

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

FrozenVent posted:

the gently caress is that?

an sha256 hash?

# ? Feb 1, 2018 01:35

JawnV6: Jul 4, 2004; So hot ...

FrozenVent posted:

the gently caress is that?

an md5 hash of a string that will later be revealed, posted now as proof she knew the string back then

idk if there's a formal name for those?

# ? Feb 1, 2018 01:35

post hole digger: Mar 21, 2011

sam biddle and sarah jeong unblock me on twitter you motherfuckers

# ? Feb 1, 2018 01:38

SO DEMANDING: Dec 27, 2003

FMguru posted:

xerox

acquired by fujifilm for $6.1bn, set to undergo 10000 job losses from consolidation and redundancy elmination

yowza

# ? Feb 1, 2018 01:50

Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

efb

# ? Feb 1, 2018 02:00

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Schadenboner posted:

Haitian creole?

actually it�s the game genie code that lets mario jump over the flag pole.

# ? Feb 1, 2018 02:06

The MUMPSorceress: Jan 6, 2012; ^SHTPSTS; Gary’s Answer

my bitter bi rival posted:

sam biddle and sarah jeong unblock me on twitter you motherfuckers

You gotta unfollow chapo trap house and cumtown to get off the poo poo list.

# ? Feb 1, 2018 02:20

fritz: Jul 26, 2003

President Beep posted:

in the not-too-distant future, the letters E L O will appear burnt onto the moon.

close enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5y3NQi_RAY

# ? Feb 1, 2018 02:23

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

im the idiot posting in the tech bubble thread who has never heard of incognito mode

# ? Feb 1, 2018 02:23

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

fritz posted:

close enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5y3NQi_RAY

no excuse needed to post that.

# ? Feb 1, 2018 02:24

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

fritz posted:

close enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5y3NQi_RAY

In class, can't play.

# ? Feb 1, 2018 02:30

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

Schadenboner posted:

In class, can't play.

smdh if u can�t watch muted and sing along in your head

# ? Feb 1, 2018 02:31

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

bump_fn posted:

smdh if u can�t watch muted and sing along in your head

Oh yeah, there's no sound here. Playing.

# ? Feb 1, 2018 02:33

eschaton: Mar 7, 2007; Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

ate all the Oreos posted:

here's how loving stupid and naive i am: i read that and initially went "oh so they can keep track of who's doing too many repetitive movements and prevent injury, neat"

ok woodhouse

# ? Feb 1, 2018 02:33

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

JawnV6 posted:

an md5 hash of a string that will later be revealed, posted now as proof she knew the string back then

idk if there's a formal name for those?

i figured it was a hash but i didn't realize that's why she posted it. that's super cool to me for some reason

# ? Feb 1, 2018 02:39

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

Schadenboner posted:

Oh yeah, there's no sound here. Playing.

same. currently sitting at the teaching station cleaning up. students have no idea what i'm watching :twisted:

# ? Feb 1, 2018 02:40

fritz: Jul 26, 2003

Sagebrush posted:

i figured it was a hash but i didn't realize that's why she posted it. that's super cool to me for some reason

same kind of idea as 6accdae13eff7i3l9n4o4qrr4s8t12ux (http://www.mathpages.com/home/kmath414/kmath414.htm)

# ? Feb 1, 2018 02:42

JawnV6: Jul 4, 2004; So hot ...

Sagebrush posted:

i figured it was a hash but i didn't realize that's why she posted it. that's super cool to me for some reason

the first one i recall was about someone awful in the crypto community, applebaum?

# ? Feb 1, 2018 02:43

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

Schadenboner posted:

Oh yeah, there's no sound here. Playing.

Finished.

Trip report: was good.

# ? Feb 1, 2018 02:43

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Sagebrush posted:

same. currently sitting at the teaching station cleaning up. students have no idea what i'm watching

having fun imagining one of those situations where the instructor doesn�t realize that their computer is still hooked up to the projector.

# ? Feb 1, 2018 02:46

Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

JawnV6 posted:

the first one i recall was about someone awful in the crypto community, applebaum?

https://www.theverge.com/2017/12/21/16807116/infosec-community-sexual-predators-weinstein-assault

written by none other than sarah jeong. pls be ok sarah :ohdear:

# ? Feb 1, 2018 02:48

The MUMPSorceress: Jan 6, 2012; ^SHTPSTS; Gary’s Answer

Lutha Mahtin posted:

https://www.theverge.com/2017/12/21/16807116/infosec-community-sexual-predators-weinstein-assault

written by none other than sarah jeong. pls be ok sarah

It's disturbing to me that appelbaum is permitted near a university. Talk about a fox in a henhouse. He should be gelded and thrown into the ocean.

# ? Feb 1, 2018 02:54

heated game moment: Oct 30, 2003; Lipstick Apathy

cis autodrag posted:

He should be gelded and thrown into the ocean.

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post hole digger: Mar 21, 2011

bump_fn posted:

im the idiot posting in the tech bubble thread who has never heard of incognito mode

its the principle of it.

# ? Feb 1, 2018 03:20

rjmccall: Sep 7, 2007; no worries friend; Fun Shoe

cool startup feel posted:

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Bored Online: May 25, 2009; We don't need Rome telling us what to do.

FMguru posted:

# ? Feb 1, 2018 04:08

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