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*spits into spitoon* yup, it's about my nap time |
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Thingyman posted:*spits into spitoon* yup, it's about my nap time Again?
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 03:00 |
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*slowly pulling a bandana over my eyes without breaking eye contact* I don't need to see to nap, hell, I could do it in my sleep...you sure you want to try me?
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 03:07 |
You try to stop me from bedtime, there's gonna be two hits: me hitting the snooze button, and my head hitting the pillow | |
# ? Jan 31, 2018 03:45 |
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**lies on the floor and begins to vigorously and angrily stretch and limber up for the pending battle, muttering and cursing all the while. the stretching becomes slower, I'm laying on my side and soon the grumbles and threats give way to gentle snores**
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Jan 31, 2018 04:03 |
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*yawns very menacingly*
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 04:16 |
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cda posted:You try to stop me from bedtime, there's gonna be two hits: me hitting the snooze button, and my head hitting the pillow
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 04:57 |
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*Flexes arm and pats bicep with the other hand* "Time to get tucked in"
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 05:37 |
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the burly man in the night cap approached me, fury in his face, and crudely gestured towards the bed at the center of the bar room floor. a throng of onlookers garbed in PJs and Snuggies were loudly yawning and becoming restful, waiting for a nap duel to break out. being young and eager for inaction, i downed my bottle of Nyquil, wiped my lips on my sleeve, and psyched myself up for one doozy of a snoozy
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 06:06 |
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where we're going we won't need eyes to see (to bed)
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 06:18 |
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cda posted:You try to stop me from bedtime, there's gonna be two hits: me hitting the snooze button, and my head hitting the pillow
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 06:32 |
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nefariously hooking up my sleep apnea machine
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 06:33 |
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what do I visualize while trying to get to sleep? heh, well, a river of blood. in my veins. that keeps me alive so that I can experience wonderful moments like this. and before you ask, yeah, I am really friggin grateful to the universe for this opportunity to snuggle with you in the dark, you son of a gun. ---------------- |
# ? Jan 31, 2018 06:36 |
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*Completely surrounded by pipe brandishing henchmen* Me: Alright lads, ready to be put to bed? *Gently puts each lad to bed and turns out the light*
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 06:46 |
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Looks like somebody is going to sleep with the fishes. I bought you an aquarium for your bedroom.
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 07:07 |
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Twenty Four posted:*Flexes arm and pats bicep with the other hand* "Time to get tucked in" |
# ? Jan 31, 2018 12:09 |
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mysterious frankie posted:what do I visualize while trying to get to sleep? heh, well, a river of blood. in my veins. that keeps me alive so that I can experience wonderful moments like this. |
# ? Jan 31, 2018 12:10 |
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the world of professional arm wrestling was shocked this week as reports of rampant melatonin usage continued to pour in. the users of the performance enhancing drug, known as "drowsers," would reportedly wake from their naps, rub the sleep from their widdle eyes, and proceed to their matches refreshed and no longer cranky. |
# ? Jan 31, 2018 12:19 |
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the expendables was delayed during production because sylvester stalone insisted on regular nap times. roughly a third of the movie's budget went toward pre-nap snacks and fresh blankets for all the stars. stalone insisted on sleeping in the middle of the massive nap circle, which consisted of all the movie's stars and most of its production crew, claiming it made him feel warm and fuzzy to be surrounded by so many napping friends. the almost dreamlike production set-up was not without its drama, however. an anonymous source reports that jason statham was "a blankie hog," and multiple other sources report that dolph lungren would not share his prized teddy bear with anyone, claiming it was his best friend, and that "it only wanted to nap with him." |
# ? Jan 31, 2018 12:40 |
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this thread is an accurate depiction of babysitting a 2-year-old at naptime also, lol @ everything
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 14:42 |
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That's my secret, Cap. I'm always sleepy. |
# ? Jan 31, 2018 15:01 |
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I'm here to take naps and drink coffee, and I'm all out of coffee. |
# ? Jan 31, 2018 15:05 |
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I know what you're thinking. "Did he hit the snooze six times or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this sweet repose I kinda lost track myself. But being this is an Amerisleep AS3, the highest rated mattress in the world and sleeps cool and is eco-friendly, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I really want to get up?" Well, do ya, punk? |
# ? Jan 31, 2018 15:20 |
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google THIS posted:I know what you're thinking. "Did he hit the snooze six times or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this sweet repose I kinda lost track myself. But being this is an Amerisleep AS3, the highest rated mattress in the world and sleeps cool and is eco-friendly, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I really want to get up?" Well, do ya, punk?
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 15:39 |
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google THIS posted:I know what you're thinking. "Did he hit the snooze six times or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this sweet repose I kinda lost track myself. But being this is an Amerisleep AS3, the highest rated mattress in the world and sleeps cool and is eco-friendly, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I really want to get up?" Well, do ya, punk?
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 15:47 |
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"this bed ain't big enough for the two of us" *townspeople all scatter and hide behind barrels and doors* "...unless you're into platonic spooning" *townspeople breathe a sigh of relief and fall asleep where they are* |
# ? Jan 31, 2018 17:27 |
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Rick Deckard (speaking to his sleep number bed): Enhance. Enhance. Enhance. Zzzzzzzzzzzzz
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 17:40 |
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Goldilocks radios into HQ: "Entering the Bear Residence, remain on the line" "Three beds here, proceeding with the investigation... First bed... Judgement rendered, too soft... Second bed... Judgement, too hard.... Third bed.... Judging... Judging.... Final Judgement: Just right." "HQ, wake me in 3 hours. Nap time. Judge Bedd signing off."
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 17:47 |
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A sinister-looking man with a top hat and a handlebar mustache grabs a rope to draw the curtains and reaches down to the prone damsel before him to gently tuck her in. He rubs his hands together gleefully as he slinks out of the room. It sure is chilly in here, but they say that's healthier. |
# ? Jan 31, 2018 23:15 |
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google THIS posted:A sinister-looking man with a top hat and a handlebar mustache grabs a rope to draw the curtains and reaches down to the prone damsel before him to gently tuck her in. He rubs his hands together gleefully as he slinks out of the room. It sure is chilly in here, but they say that's healthier. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUUDypEDNQ Tell me more! |
# ? Jan 31, 2018 23:41 |
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who here's a big sleeper
https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png |
# ? Feb 1, 2018 01:43 |
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man cave rules no sleeping on my side of the bed you better drat keep your hands off my white noise machine no chicks allowed https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png |
# ? Feb 1, 2018 01:45 |
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I tried to nap in a chair in the computer lab today. Apparently I splept a little, because when I got up someone told me I had been snoring and I don't remember hearing myself snore. |
# ? Feb 1, 2018 01:59 |
beer pal posted:man cave rules Lol |
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# ? Feb 1, 2018 02:46 |
beer pal posted:who here's a big sleeper big sleeper here. You try to cut my sleep short, I'm going to cut you short |
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# ? Feb 1, 2018 02:47 |
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beer pal posted:who here's a big sleeper Size queen much?
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# ? Feb 1, 2018 03:43 |
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beer pal posted:who here's a big sleeper hell yeah
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# ? Feb 1, 2018 04:13 |
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Robot Made of Meat posted:Size queen much? stop doxxing me! edit: i sleep on a queen is the joke Papa Was A Video Toaster fucked around with this message at 04:42 on Feb 1, 2018
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# ? Feb 1, 2018 04:13 |
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*shifts trenchcoat to reveal holster on hip. Rests hand on the familiar weight of a high-powered sonicare electric toothbrush.* I came prepared. |
# ? Feb 1, 2018 04:34 |
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I got new pillows. One of them is like tempurfoam and the other one is hecking huge. It's for a king bed.
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# ? Feb 1, 2018 04:41 |