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Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

cough, cough *clears throat* sorry, i've been feeling a little hoarse

ahem

mike pence may or may not have have hosed a horse

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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Roosevelt posted:

cough, cough *clears throat* sorry, i've been feeling a little hoarse

ahem

mike pence may or may not have have hosed a horse

he definitely did op

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

fool on the table
genius in the stable

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
fee fye foe fum
i smell the cum of a vicepresident
be he inside or be oust
i'll bet pence hosed a horse to make my post

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Mike Pence FUCKS

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Horses specifically

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

an actual dog posted:

Mike Pence FUCKS

horses

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
wow

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
https://twitter.com/bangordailynews/status/953380695942090758

:airquote:volunteers:airquote:

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Bangor? I hardly know her!

-Vice President Mike Pence

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



Pretty hosed up that Mike Pence was smuggling a bear trap in his butt

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I just remembered that Mike Pence fucks horses

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

:hai:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Mayor Dave posted:

farmers used to use horses to plow the land

now mike pence uses his horse to plow himself

not just his horses friend

Wrenever
Jul 22, 2007


Mike Pence knows what's best for the inside of a man

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Wrenever posted:

Mike Pence knows what's best for the inside of a man

MIke Pence, What is best in life?!

"To take their thoroughbreds, feel them driving inside of you, and hear the lamentations of their trainers"

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
today in the trump thread someone said horse and it reminded me that mike pence hosed a horse

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
i can't believe that a day has passed without anyone remembering that VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, MICHAEL PENCE IS A REGULAR ENTHUSIAST OF HORSE NUTT INGESTION AND HORSE COCK PENETRATION

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Top City Homo posted:

i can't believe that a day has passed without anyone remembering that VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, MICHAEL PENCE IS A REGULAR ENTHUSIAST OF HORSE NUTT INGESTION AND HORSE COCK PENETRATION

not digging the kink shamey tone slash vibe I'm getting here but lol i just remembered the vpotus power bottoms for stallion dong lmfao

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I forgot to remember for a while, but now I actually remember :911:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
i have something shameful to admit. i have thought of mike pence fuckign a horse several times without bumping this thread

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
mods!

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
I didn't remember (because I never stopped thinking about it), I just felt like bumping the thread about Mike pence's stance on bestiality (he's beneath it)

Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet



the state of the union is that mike pence still craves horse cock

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos

Pikavangelist posted:

the state of the union is that mike pence still craves horse cock

Oh I just can't WAIT to meat the LOW DOWN, DIRTY SON OF A BITCH who attempts to rebut THIS particular part of the speech.

SIR, THE MARINES at IWO JIMA did not LAY DOWN THEIR LIVES so that YOOoooOOuuUUuu could STAND there, and DENIGRATE THE HORSE DICK that MIKE PENCE sits on every loving day, while you SIT there, and... and.... RRRGGHGGHGHGH

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Al! posted:

i have something shameful to admit. i have thought of mike pence fuckign a horse several times without bumping this thread

I have a confession to make as well. Every time I go to CSPAM I eithe see this thread and remember that Mike Pence hosed a horse or i note its absence (and remember that Mike Pence hosed a horse)

It's an eternal cycle

Like a snake eating its own tail or Steve Bannon sucking his own dick

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Xand_Man posted:

I have a confession to make as well. Every time I go to CSPAM I eithe see this thread and remember that Mike Pence hosed a horse or i note its absence (and remember that Mike Pence hosed a horse)

It's an eternal cycle

Like a snake eating its own tail or Steve Bannon sucking his own dick

or Mike Pence sucking horse cock

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Top City Homo posted:

or Mike Pence sucking horse cock

I didn't mention that not because I doubt Pence's insatiable love for horsecock, but because I doubt that's
anatomically possible for a horse

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Xand_Man posted:

I didn't mention that not because I doubt Pence's insatiable love for horsecock, but because I doubt that's
anatomically possible for a horse

not for the normal person, but mike pence has been training his whole life to swallow that stallion's sword

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

mike pence transplants his brain with a horse so he can finally be hosed by a horse anytime he wants but in a tragic truly twilight zone worthy twist he finds that,

Senator Sprinkles
Aug 16, 2008

whoa whoa whoa, hang on -- Mike Pence hosed a WHAT?!?!?!!??!?!?!

Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet



Senator Sprinkles posted:

whoa whoa whoa, hang on -- Mike Pence hosed a WHAT?!?!?!!??!?!?!

you're just jealous because unicorns can only be seen by virgins, which Mike Pence is anything but when it comes to equines

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


from the look on mike pence's face during the state of the union, i can only assume that the event came at the expense of his weekly equine sojourn

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Best Giraffe posted:

from the look on mike pence's face during the state of the union, i can only assume that the event came at the expense of his weekly daily equine sojourn

Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet



like he didn't have a horse dildo up his rear end that whole loving speech

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Pikavangelist posted:

like he didn't have a horse dildo up his rear end that whole loving speech

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fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Pikavangelist posted:

like he didn't have a horse dildo up his rear end that whole loving speech

obviously, but do you think that is enough to satisfy his inhuman lusts?

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