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Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Catastrophe posted:

Leftist libtards dunt like lerning about teh trueth!



GUN.

-THER. Driver is a fan of bad euro mustaches.

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pedrovay2003
Mar 17, 2013

Nothing says quality like a black eye and a moustache.
Fun Shoe

Catastrophe posted:

Leftist libtards dunt like lerning about teh trueth!



GUN.

Oh my God, this must be the most insufferable person on the planet.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
I hadn't even thought about the fact he couldn't see through his rear window now.

No, wait, poo poo, I get it now. He wants to see Nug with a backwards G all the time, as a reminder of what he went out of his mancave to buy.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

evilmiera posted:

I hadn't even thought about the fact he couldn't see through his rear window now.

No, wait, poo poo, I get it now. He wants to see Nug with a backwards G all the time, as a reminder of what he went out of his mancave to buy.

Obstructed view is a good way to get pulled over after completing his purchase as well.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Catastrophe posted:

Leftist libtards dunt like lerning about teh trueth!



GUN.
Ironic that he drives a Toyota

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


That's a parody account, surely? Isn't it?

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



donald trump junior remains perhaps history's most aptly-named man

ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN

I FREAKING LOVE PISS!!!

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

This is from a couple pages back, but if it's a false flag doesn't that mean the republicans did it?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

ROFL Octopus posted:

I FREAKING LOVE PISS!!!

SAME

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



NotWearingPants posted:

This is from a couple pages back, but if it's a false flag doesn't that mean the republicans did it?

the chud doesn't have a brain capable of understanding nuance or complexity or context or definitions, just an array of ganglia that fires off hashtags and catch phrases

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

Burt Sexual posted:

Obstructed view is a good way to get pulled over after completing his purchase as well.

Your back windows don't have to be clear. Think about the delivery vans and box trucks that have either no back windows or covered ones.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

The guy who jumped out of the back of an uber without explanation to the people he was with at 10PM at night and couldn't be contacted until the next morning

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no

Burt Sexual posted:

Obstructed view is a good way to get pulled over after completing his purchase as well.
Come on, Burt, you’re not that old. Obstructed rear window hasn’t been a thing since right-side mirrors have become standard.

E: oops, slow.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Stoatbringer posted:

That's a parody account, surely? Isn't it?

In that he's a parody of humanity, yes.

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Stoatbringer posted:

That's a parody account, surely? Isn't it?

Eventually "being deported to trigger the libs."

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

Catastrophe posted:

Leftist libtards dunt like lerning about teh trueth!



GUN.

the car of a man who has to be frequently reminded that this is an arbys

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Catastrophe posted:

Leftist libtards dunt like lerning about teh trueth!



GUN.

dunno why someone added GUN to this, here's the orig

https://twitter.com/xmasape/status/959066687411716096

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

NotWearingPants posted:

This is from a couple pages back, but if it's a false flag doesn't that mean the republicans did it?

whoa, whoa slow your roll inspector piorot

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



God drat there's always a family court grievance with these dudes.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

mono posted:

dunno why someone added GUN to this, here's the orig

https://twitter.com/xmasape/status/959066687411716096

Has the infowars license plate but not all the stickers are ALLCAPS shouty.

:sad:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Nocheez posted:

Your back windows don't have to be clear. Think about the delivery vans and box trucks that have either no back windows or covered ones.

eh, i guess. Our state has weird rules about poo poo too, like you can't have a license plate holder that covers up the county name (which almost all do). But I'd just pull that dude over for a welfare check anywyas.

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

donald trump is a doo doo head

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Attitude Indicator posted:

donald trump is a doo doo head

:eyepop:

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

ReadingZucchini posted:

Here is a fantastic summary of Nunes's attempts to interfere with the Russia investigation. It contextualizes his shitbaggery and even has a handy timeline at the bottom!

https://themoscowproject.org/explainer/the-nunes-file/

Nunes has to be in the sites of newspapers competing for the next blockbuster hit piece.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
To the poster that wanted an explanation for the memo with pictures

https://www.vox.com/2018/2/1/16955472/nunes-memo-release-diagram

RoboFrance_29
Jul 15, 2010

GET EQUIPPED

:eyepoop:

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
What do you call a train with 200 republicans running into a truck and all of them dying


A GOOD START LOL

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/jonathanvswan/status/959168091056984065

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I am sad GUN is fake news

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Flesh Forge posted:

What do you call a train with 200 republicans running into a truck and all of them dying


A GOOD START LOL

Tired of Trump? Defeat the GOP with this one weird truck.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

By "White House" I'm pretty sure they mean everyone in the White House except for Trump.

Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons

:hmbol:

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


It's sad how Alex Jones became the person he rallied against as soon as he got a dump truck full of money

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit
democracy dies in dankness

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit

If I'm the WH I redact the poo poo out of the memo to the point that it's unreadable, then say I was doing it for the good of the country and intimate that if you could read the whole thing you'd see how corrupt the FBI is.

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit
"This memo totally would've proven that the FBI is out to get me, but for the good of our country, I have redacted 90% of it. You'll just have to imagine the rest."

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

cda posted:

"This memo totally would've proven that the FBI is out to get me, but for the good of our country, I have redacted 90% of it. You'll just have to imagine the rest."

But somehow they are so inept the only legible words are, "Piss. Tape. Is. Real."

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

cda posted:

If I'm the WH I redact the poo poo out of the memo to the point that it's unreadable, then say I was doing it for the good of the country and intimate that if you could read the whole thing you'd see how corrupt the FBI is.

Like

There is absolutely no evidence of FBI corruption. President Trump is an incredible retard

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Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under




quote:

President Trump’s State of The Union Address was filled with memorable moments, many of which were very emotional.

I was surprised by the number of tributes made to people in the audience, which included victims of tragedy as well as heroes—both civilian and military. The image of the young man with the crutches who escaped North Korea has stuck with me because I’ve read several books about the unbearable cruelty taking place in that country. We must never allow America to slide toward the kind of tyranny faced by the citizens of North Korea.

The president pointed out that Americans are dreamers too, and their dreams need to be protected from endless illegal immigration.

Many “dreamers” are good, hard working people, but they’re still law breakers and too many come here to collect free money and services. Some include murderous MS-13 gangs who attack and murder law abiding American citizens. Trump proposed a compromise. In exchange for letting millions of current illegal alien ‘dreamers’ stay, border security will be ramped up and enforced and the wall will be built. This was too much for Representative Luis Gutiérrez, who stormed out of the chamber as chants of “ USA, USA” broke out.

Luis wants open borders and his mind is closed to compromise. Trump is forced to deal with this kind of radical anti-American mindset.

While there were many angry scowls on the stony faces of Democrats, Pelosi’s contemptuous visage was the worst. She not only refused to applaud or stand up, but she also admonished a fellow Democrat who did. The left’s hatred for the president is ugly, visceral, ludicrous and self-destructive in its irrationality. Too many many are addicted to their vile hatred for Trump. They remain adamant about implementing their vision of socialism for America. Let’s face it, the Democrats are not only “anti-Trump” but “anti-American” as well.

I was a bit surprised Trump did not mention the memo or the Deep State corruption, but it looks like that will be addressed—and soon.

I watched Joe Kennedy III make the Democrat’s rebuttal in some sort of garage. There was a car behind him. It should have been a limousine—as in ‘limousine liberal,’ because that’s what Joe is.

I thought he was a weak speaker who espoused the same old ‘free stuff’ socialist rhetoric. He wanted to tear down Trump’s wall if it’s ever built and make sure the entire world pours in to get free stuff—and vote for Democrats, of course. I kept wondering why he had spittle coming out of his mouth. He later claimed he had a Chap Stick problem. It didn’t stop a reporter at CNN from heaping enthusiastic praise for Kennedy. She claimed he was a much better speaker than Trump. Kennedy could be a stuttering, drooling drunk and she’d still say that. I doubt this latest Kennedy will go very far. Too many millennials and young people don’t know or don’t care about Camelot or the Kennedy mystique. Besides, Americans are sick of dynasties.

We’ve all had enough Kennedys, Bushes and Clintons—especially Hillary.

—Ben Garrison

lol, im the self performed lobotomy by way of watching Fox News

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