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Pastry of the Year posted:
This happened in the latest season of trailer park boys
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Pastry of the Year posted:
I can't help but wonder what the plan is here. Part of the value of livestock semen is that it came from a particular high quality line to create offspring with particular characteristics. Nobody wants to buy random bull semen. You don't want to risk your herd of Holsteins getting knocked up by a Texas Longhorn.
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Lime Tonics posted:no big surprise, "Officially"
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Facebook Aunt posted:I can't help but wonder what the plan is here. Part of the value of livestock semen is that it came from a particular high quality line to create offspring with particular characteristics. Nobody wants to buy random bull semen. You don't want to risk your herd of Holsteins getting knocked up by a Texas Longhorn. That's much more likely with an Aggie, anyway.
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Two charged after eyeballs thrown onto pitch during match with one-eyed former Dundalk player And I though this was supposed to be a Foot ball match!
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Lime Tonics posted:no big surprise, All across Mississippi, people feel a phantom burden lift from their shoulders. They look up at the sky; does the sun seem brighter today, the sky bluer?
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Woman Denied Emotional Support Peacock on United Flight She had a ticket for it and everything, those fascists! Dachshundofdoom has a new favorite as of 03:29 on Jan 31, 2018 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:Nobody wants to buy random bull semen. Speak for yourself.
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Jan 30, 2018 21:02
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Anchorage man attacked roommate with ‘Legend of Zelda’ sword – and a real knife, charges say https://www.adn.com/alaska-news/cri...fe-charges-say/
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Pookah posted:Two charged after eyeballs thrown onto pitch during match with one-eyed former Dundalk player Scottish football, was probably out of a half-time pie
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Jan 31, 2018 00:10
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This story is amazing: https://www.ctvnews.ca/mobile/canada/toronto-cops-radio-for-backup-after-allegedly-consuming-pot-edibles-police-sources-1.3780937 Edit: Toronto cops radio for backup after allegedly consuming pot edibles
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genetic_knockout posted:This story is amazing: "An officer responding to the scene slipped on ice and sustained a serious head injury" Ffs canada.
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Jan 31, 2018 03:56
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https://apnews.com/5454f12d4cb04b10b1975e93d5afd156 posted:The second trailer was found in Lahr, also near the border with France. Two thirds of the chocolate — and the thief — were gone. surely a man capable of consuming chocolate at this rate would be easy to catch.
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Jan 31, 2018 15:11
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:surely a man capable of consuming chocolate at this rate would be easy to catch. He's still at large. And getting larger by the day.
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:
I'm more concerned about the remaining third of the thief.
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Sir Lemming posted:
Yaknow how people can lose a foot to diabeetus? With 20tons of chocolate at hand you can really accelerate that process.
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Seville orange heist: Stolen fruit spills from cars http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-42886493 tl;dr: police chase involving cars that are literally packed full of stolen oranges. Nearly 9,000lbs of oranges. Thieves claim that they found the oranges on the ground and that they were for personal consumption. https://twitter.com/EmergenciasSev/status/956905881492484096
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The most British thing to ever happen https://twitter.com/imrichardmorris/status/958726108815544321
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zakharov posted:The most British thing to ever happen It's like the complete opposite of any American politician, drat.
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jojoinnit posted:It's like the complete opposite of any American politician, drat. He's just managed to engineer an escape from a government that absolutely has to produce some kind of Brexit deal in the very near future. He was probably ready to resign if the canteen ran out of teabags.
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Pookah posted:He's just managed to engineer an escape from a government that absolutely has to produce some kind of Brexit deal in the very near future. It's England, he's probably have to resign if there were ***teabags*** in the canteen in the first place.
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Musician killed himself because he could hear his eyeballs moving in his head http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/31/musician-killed-hear-eyeballs-moving-head-7276932/
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Lime Tonics posted:Musician killed himself because he could hear his eyeballs moving in his head Jesus that syndrome sounds horrifying. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superior_canal_dehiscence_syndrome#Treatment quote:[...]patients with SCDS-related autophony report hearing their own voice as a disturbingly loud and distorted "kazoo-like" sound deep inside the head as if relayed through "a cracked loudspeaker." Additionally they may hear the creaking and cracking of joints, the sound of their footsteps when walking or running, their heartbeat and the sound of chewing and other digestive noises. Some sufferers of this condition experience such a high level of conductive hyperacusis that a tuning fork placed on the ankle will be heard in the affected ear. The bizarre phenomenon of being able to hear the sound of the eyeballs moving in their sockets (e.g. when reading in a quiet room) "like sandpaper on wood" is one of the more distinctive features of this condition and is almost exclusively associated with SCDS.
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Jan 31, 2018 22:46
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Huh, I often need distractions when I’m trying to fall asleep cause I can hear my heart.
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Put more insulation under the floorboards. That should dampen it a bit.
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Marcade posted:Put more insulation under the floorboards. That should dampen it a bit. Don’t tell tales.
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VanSandman posted:Don’t tell tales. 
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Marcade posted:Put more insulation under the floorboards. That should dampen it a bit. Nice. VanSandman posted:Don’t tell tales. ... aaand it's gone.
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metro.co.uk posted:He was so desperate that at one point he shoved tissue paper in his ears That escalated quickly.
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Loaded grenade launcher left at Florida Goodwill storequote:The Bradenton Herald reports that employees at a Goodwill store near Tampa reported the weapon on Sunday.
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Not bad for 80, I guess.
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Unfortunately a picture was posted, and it's an airsoft grenade launcher. You can tell because the grenade (along with looking only vaguely like a real 40mm grenade) has holes in the end for BBs to spray out.
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Why is he at Youth Court?
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AKA Pseudonym posted:Why is he at Youth Court? He's actually a gnome, and gnomes live for centuries. Alternatively, the cow is a youth?
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