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Foo Diddley posted:Looks like your cover's blown: But I wasn’t even being mean to anybody!  Moma, help me with your people. I want to visit Your World, but apparently I’m not good enough. Help me moma! You’re my only hope!
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Brave Sir Moma, a parody by Scruffpuff with musical accompaniment from ewe2Scruffpuff posted:Bravely bold Sir Moma (my addition) His bitcoins drained and his belt cut off And his jpegs removed and his coffee unplugged And his bank account raped and his smirk burnt off and his penis-- Brave Sir Moma types a meme! Bravely pastes some manly memes! When lawyers rear their legal head He bravely memes his belt to thread Yes brave Sir Moma takes so hot About the win that he has not Bravely with a weak retreat He memes a bravely burn to bleat Bravest of the brave, Sir Moma! Parp PS expect parps to live on my drive for a while, tindeck isn't getting updated any more. ewe2 fucked around with this message at 04:43 on Feb 2, 2018 |
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"You probably don't have a Facebook account" is literally the saddest burn I have ever seen from someone who is not Mike Huckabee. Having a goddamn Facebook account in this day and age is hardly a monument of tech know-how.
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The Titanic posted:But I wasn’t even being mean to anybody! I think your mistake was in using your name. You have to get up pretty early in the morning to fool a Star Citizen AND a Redditor, so let’s chalk that up to experience and roll out ‘La Titanique’.
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Feb 2, 2018 04:28
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Hav posted:I think your mistake was in using your name. You have to get up pretty early in the morning to fool a Star Citizen AND a Redditor, so let’s chalk that up to experience and roll out ‘La Titanique’. We could even go reverse the universe and go for "la nique--titan".
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Foo Diddley posted:Looks like your cover's blown: 
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The Titanic posted:But I wasn’t even being mean to anybody! Reddit is not my people, man. That community is truly toxic - and retarded.
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Feb 2, 2018 04:41
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This made me lol Sadly: Foo Diddley posted:Looks like your cover's blown: (lol at "him") Hav posted:Cheese it boys, the fuzz are here. Run Away, Run Away!
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AlbieQuirky posted:"You probably don't have a Facebook account" is literally the saddest burn I have ever seen from someone who is not Mike Huckabee. Having a goddamn Facebook account in this day and age is hardly a monument of tech know-how. In an ironic twist, the people who actually know about technology and specifically data science/mining/security are probably the last people who will endorse anybody to get a Facebook account. 
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Feb 2, 2018 04:45
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ManofManyAliases posted:Reddit is not my people, man. That community is truly toxic - and retarded. I understand. You don't choose your family or you kind ; you can't even choose being scammed, it's stronger than you.
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thatguy posted:Every time Derek or MoMA gets one of their posts quoted by six or more people everyone who responded including the OP (Derek/MoMA) should get probated. This should be enacted immediately as it would improve the thread immensely. Thank you for listening to my suggestion. We actually only quote MoMA's (and other blocked buddies') posts so that Derek is able to read them, as a service to the community. Unfortunately, as nobody really knows the content of the b.buddies list (not even Derek, I bet), the amount of quotes required to insure that they are read is bound to increase exponentially.It's a quite sad, unsolvable conundrum. But I have no idea why people quote Derek, to be honest, it's much better to just add a link to his blog.
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(off topic) Gods dammit - bloody Netflix is on Murican time... I want to watch Altered Carbon Already. It's one drat good book, (that they've based the TV thingy on) in fact all of the Takeshi Kovacs books are really loving good and I'm stuck waiting for it on GMT. Supose I'll have to go and sleep and catch it tomorrow. 
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Beexoffel posted:Finally ground enough federation ranking for a Corvette. How's the 'vette treating you? Finally saved enough for an Annie, but not enough to buy her all of the toys I want to. Plus I have no idea how combat would work in something that large. Reading this thread makes me want to go play ED:H every time. Because I can. 
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Hav posted:I think your mistake was in using your name. You have to get up pretty early in the morning to fool a Star Citizen AND a Redditor, so let’s chalk that up to experience and roll out ‘La Titanique’. I figured the _ was going to pretty much make it so nobody could figure me out. But really it could be fun to let reddit people call me out left and right while I’m not doing anything remotely rude. I guess they want a cookie. And I’ll just let them roll over me because as fun as it is to be the stereotypical goon looking to cause trouble, it’s equally amusing to not do that and at every step people are tripping over themselves to look for some kind of attack or rude behavior. Also they stalked me here but still got my gender wrong. I feel like they don’t even really pay attention to me but I’ve made it in their little black book of evil.
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The Titanic posted:In an ironic twist, the people who actually know about technology and specifically data science/mining/security are probably the last people who will endorse anybody to get a Facebook account. It's  that apparently all the senior Facebook execs wont let their family within a country mile of Facebook 'cos they know what it's all about
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Galarox posted:(off topic) Gods dammit - bloody Netflix is on Murican time... I want to watch Altered Carbon Already. It's one drat good book, (that they've based the TV thingy on) in fact all of the Takeshi Kovacs books are really loving good and I'm stuck waiting for it on GMT. Supose I'll have to go and sleep and catch it tomorrow. I’m going to be watching this as well. 
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AlbieQuirky posted:"You probably don't have a Facebook account" is literally the saddest burn I have ever seen from someone who is not Mike Huckabee. Having a goddamn Facebook account in this day and age is hardly a monument of tech know-how. I have a Facebook account that
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Galarox posted:It's Just to help it, a lot of government districts whom will remain nameless absolutely forbid their employees of having Facebook. Or really any sort of social media presence at all. Ironically this requirement actually does cause some people to not go that route. They just can’t part with social media.
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CrazyTolradi posted:Derek is a man of words, but Streetroller is a man of action. Posting from the hazy past of two days ago, but gently caress yes!
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The Titanic posted:I’m going to be watching this as well. Read the books. They're loving awesome. https://www.amazon.com/Altered-Carbon-Takeshi-Kovacs-Richard/dp/0345457684/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1517543767&sr=8-1&keywords=Richard+Morgan
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Spatial posted:Well, I was having 350 dollar dinner with Chris that day. I asked him about gravity pipes. When I leaned in to try and make out his gutteral mumbling I was struck in the head by his wildly flailing arms and partially clipped into the table. As I lay unconscious, T-posing and vibrating, the Crobber let rip with an 8 hour diatribe on the nature of development and pledging and decided to  In that case shine on you crazy star.
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D_Smart posted:It's worse than that. FF to 40:15 where he promptly throws his devs under the bus. Ahhh I’m not getting the inflection here. Translate says he is saying they “may get the answer right and they may not cause a forum storm”, but there is a pause. Is he saying they “they may get it right, and not cause a forum storm”, or “they may get it right or not, causing a forum storm”? Though regardless, just saying developers actively working on his game just “may” get something right is very sad. Though I still think it a deal of them having to walk back a ton of promises. So it’s little bits here to test the water, and then “oh you didn’t notice when we did this here [unknown and unrelated topic here]?” to try to see if it “sticks” and everybody is ok with it like it’s been understood for a while, and if it fails at any time just walk it all back and return to endless promises. Unfortunately nobody seems to get it I guess.
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Incidentally Titanic, did you see my Spergtanic (Titanic) Photoshop? It's from a couple of years back, maybe from before you joined SA.
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thatguy posted:Every time Derek or MoMA gets one of their posts quoted by six or more people everyone who responded including the OP (Derek/MoMA) should get probated. This should be enacted immediately as it would improve the thread immensely. Thank you for listening to my suggestion. But moma always gets notes, and he’s become a posting hero in a way. For every post he makes, he’s out to tear up Derek. Meanwhile 70 goons are also trying to tear him up in the in between of momas post and Derek’s inevitable response. It’s the train wreck that doesn’t take years to watch happen.
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EmesiS posted:Have sick Rubiks cube moves ever gotten you laid? I despise that sort of thing. I hate Rubik's cubes, sliding tile puzzles, and similar. Also, I often feel like I'm the only person on Earth who hates Tetris. I played 10 minutes in 1989, and that was enough for my entire life.
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Galarox posted:Incidentally Titanic, did you see my Spergtanic (Titanic) Photoshop? It's from a couple of years back, maybe from before you joined SA. I did not. I’ve been lurking SA since like 2002 or something ridiculous like that, too, which makes me feel old and dumb.
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The Titanic posted:I did not. I’ve been lurking SA since like 2002 or something ridiculous like that, too, which makes me feel old and dumb. Ok, so, about 90% of the words were by Beet (he deserves major credit for it). The rest is my sick and twisted mind at work 
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Galarox posted:Incidentally Titanic, did you see my Spergtanic (Titanic) Photoshop? It's from a couple of years back, maybe from before you joined SA. I remember that one! It's still one of my favorites.
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ManofManyAliases posted:Reddit is not my people, man. That community is truly toxic - and retarded. They are your people. Make your people great again.
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Galarox posted:
Ohhh yes! I do remember that. I actually read it too. Top notch work, chum.
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Vertical slice, refactoring, grim hex. This all sounds like bullshit buzzwords and a money laundering scam.
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Cao Ni Ma posted:Where's Lando "developer" going "Well, I'm less of a developer than you might think!" Lando has clawed his way to the upper ranks of the “Most Annoying People at CIG” — I find him insufferable to listen to at this point. I actually was pleased to see an appearance by “Good Sean” on the Livestream earlier this week. “Bad Sean” showed up on that Newegg stream in Q4 to repeat Chris Roberts bullcrap about hundreds of star systems blah blah blah... but Good Sean was actually talking openly about some of their development dysfunction on the livestream which I appreciate hearing confirmed. The talk about Asset Rot evokes Star Marine familiarity, only this time its internal not with a contractor. (Though of course that can’t be possible because Chris said those days were behind them!) Oh and what a surprise, Lando eventually jumps in to play his valuable role as Normalizer of Organizational Dysfunction because all studios suffer from exactly these same problems. How typical that Chris can count on Lando to boldly proclaim CIG is doing things no other studio ever dared attempt one week because ‘’muh Publishers” and then when he hears Sean being candid about “Asset Rot” and stuff, Lando races to say “this is standard game development.” Maybe those building AAAA games without design documents, Lando. Maybe those who spend 5 years selling assets before they really started trying to work up the mechanics they pitched from the beginning. You can say it as many times as you want Lando but no, your problems are not just garden variety game studio challenges. No studio funded externally would ever be allowed to screw up as catastrophically as CIG has for 5 years in a row. Chris Roberts would’ve been fired a dozen times by now, Sandi Gardiner would never have been allowed in the door let alone out put in the VP of Marketing slot. The talent at CIG is stymied and undermined by abject stupidity and hubris that “filters from the top” as they see it. Anyone below them sees it as just more bullshit rolling downhill.
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G0RF posted:Lando has clawed his way to the upper ranks of the “Most Annoying People at CIG” — I find him insufferable to listen to at this point. In one of the recent Gamescon/CitizenCons HoboLando joked (in really quite a sneery way) about the "Avocados" - I think it was the one where they died on the ramp at the end of the demo. To me he seemed contemptuous of the Commandos in a big way from his general attitude. This is a man who is, in his own mind, onto a good thing. He seems to be drawing a regular paycheck and, as far as he is concerned, that means he will do and say anything to remain on that sweet, sweet gravy train. As has been remarked upon above ITT he seemed genuinely freaked out while "clarifying" the piracy mechanics in that recent ATV/RTV/Whatever the gently caress that useless shitshow is called. I suspect that he had been subjected to a major shouting by someone (possibly Crobbles) and was at pains to make sure that the buck was firmly passed and that he was seen to be onside by senior management.
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Spatial posted:Well, I was having 350 dollar dinner with Chris that day. I asked him about gravity pipes. When I leaned in to try and make out his gutteral mumbling I was struck in the head by his wildly flailing arms and partially clipped into the table. As I lay unconscious, T-posing and vibrating, the Crobber let rip with an 8 hour diatribe on the nature of development and pledging and decided to Pass it on to some drama kid as a monologue and tell them it's from a famous Chris Roberts movie.
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Virtual Captain posted:G0RF if you could stop posting good poo poo I might have a chance to get the Thread Recap up to date. A thread recap ? You mean you write Dr. Smart's blog posts ?
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The Titanic posted:Meanwhile 70 goons are also trying to tear him up in the in between of momas post and Derek’s inevitable response. So what? If that's something I cared about, I would have been gone long ago.
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ManofManyAliases posted:So what? If that's something I cared about, I would have been gone long ago. You are the worst intern. I guess you are the newly hired trying to prove himself, and can't even understand that typing something like that means exactly that you care. You are obviously new to the internet and you should focus on reddit for the moment.
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