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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
trump looks like the least unhinged person in that picture

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The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won
dondald j turmp, the brain holes man from the tv, is president of the united states

nah
Mar 16, 2009

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

and spent like 20 minutes reading along after being told lol

why stop what you're doing when you're told about something you planned

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

The Narrator posted:

dondald j turmp, the brain holes man from the tv, is president of the united states

that's a lol

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

A Saudi royal kidnapped the Lebanese prime minister and forced him to publicly resign to discredit Iran. This backfired and his support in Lebanon is stronger than ever, also Hezbollah is stronger

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
Saudi Arabia tanked the oil price to drive fracking and oil sand companies out of business, then the oil price just kept on tanking and now they're in a bit of economic trouble.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/918589649672601601

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
that writer got real mad on twitter too

https://twitter.com/alexnazaryan/status/918616775700312064

https://twitter.com/alexnazaryan/status/918617156065017856

https://twitter.com/alexnazaryan/status/918618514876809216

https://twitter.com/alexnazaryan/status/918621223625433088

https://twitter.com/alexnazaryan/status/918618990221467648


and weird mike

https://twitter.com/alexnazaryan/status/918657204080730112

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
alexander nazi aryan

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
lol that guy seems cool

https://twitter.com/AaronWorthing/status/684757948418113536

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.
When Herman Cain tried to launch his own Conservative version of Adult Swim.

Mythical Moderate
Jul 5, 2002

My heart and actions are utterly unclouded. They are all those of 'Justice'.




punk rebel ecks posted:

When Herman Cain tried to launch his own Conservative version of Adult Swim.

whattt

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

punk rebel ecks posted:

When Herman Cain tried to launch his own Conservative version of Adult Swim.



laffin yeah I need more info here

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.

http://www.businessinsider.com/herman-cain-online-television-network-teaser-trailer-video-2012-7

https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/1646662

punk rebel ecks has issued a correction as of 19:31 on Feb 2, 2018

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.

GalacticAcid posted:

laffin yeah I need more info here

https://www.thedailybeast.com/caintvs-insane-trailer

punk rebel ecks has issued a correction as of 19:36 on Feb 2, 2018

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
https://twitter.com/lenadunham/status/705862546062966784

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
also thanks for the links, Punk Rebel Ecks :tipshat:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
"nothingburger"

Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet




if we're going to break out the bush-era onion, this one feels relevant today as well

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
https://www.theonion.com/report-more-elderly-people-now-dying-surrounded-by-cow-1819577222

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Pikavangelist posted:

if we're going to break out the bush-era onion, this one feels relevant today as well



That Al Franken book hasn't aged well.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



Didn't read the article but I'm guessing his main problem is the pages are all too old

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

???

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won

she's right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnI-byHtMN0

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
https://twitter.com/MurderBryan/status/956652183453388808

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
also John Kerry pheasant hunting lol

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
john kerry looks like the sort of face you'd see in the bulbous trunk of a tree in a creepy forest

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
He was for the Last March of the Ents before he was against it

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Lord of Pie posted:

Didn't read the article but I'm guessing his main problem is the pages are all too old

Holy gently caress

Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet



Lord of Pie posted:

Didn't read the article but I'm guessing his main problem is the pages are all too old

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
when Malaysia airlines lost a plane over the ocean

and then Russia shot down a Malaysia airline full of AIDS doctors within a matter of months? weeks??

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Lord of Pie posted:

Didn't read the article but I'm guessing his main problem is the pages are all too old

jesus chris







newsweek is so extremely bad

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




In 1990 people were beginning to murmur that British cows were infected with mad cow disease. To disprove this a Tory politician forced his 4 year old daughter to eat a hamburger in front of journalists.



He looked pretty loving dumb when cows brains were melting down soon after.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Joe "Rising Star" Kennedy

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Mr. Flunchy posted:



He looked pretty loving dumb when cows brains were melting down soon after.

My dude looks younger than his daughter

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





John Kerry, just as a whole person

lmao

oh i see he's on this page heh

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Henry Kissinger, sex symbol of the Nixon Administration, steps out of his office onto a sun-drenched San Clemente terrace with a cup of black coffee and sits in a white deck chair with his legs crossed.

“What are you trying to do? Seduce me?” Henry will tease as he notices his visitor’s HotPants. “You know I like these HotPants very much.” Then he’ll light your cigaret, touching your hand as all Continentals do, offer you a cup of coffee and discuss trivia as readily as he would a Sino-Soviet entente.

But suddenly an electric twinkle will flash through the intense blue of his eyes and one catches an inkling of that movie star magnetism … that special quality which causes some people to call him “Cuddly Kissinger.”

Henry is always friendly, particularly with women. Whether on the telephone, at parties or in person, this man who commands more of the President’s attention than almost any other living person, is gentle, boyish, even a bit insecure. And he pays rapt attention to every question as though he had nothing in the world more pressing to consider. Columnist Mary McGrory attests to that.

“Henry is a superb listener, which I think is the secret of his power with the President. He pays total attention. He not only waits until you finish speaking, he gives you time for afterthought and revision.”

When it is Henry’s time to answer, he speaks slowly in deep, mellow Wagnerian tones, carefully weighing words and revising them himself. He is a man to whom semantics are vitally important.


Edit:
http://wwd.com/fashion-news/fashion-features/celebrating-henry-kissinger-6967416/

twoday has issued a correction as of 00:57 on Feb 4, 2018

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
https://twitter.com/vicbergeriv/status/684484640606961668

snoo
Jul 5, 2007





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Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

that time Tamir Rice was shot dead before the cop car even stopped moving and no one got in trouble for it because 12 is close enough to 20 and bb gun is close enough to real :laugh:

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